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I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:00 pm

Hi guys, I've decided to become a christian. After long consideration I finally saw the light or whatever you call it in this sect. The teachings of the bible finally make sense to me and from now on I will agree with Nappy in every thread he posts in.

Everyone can join me as God loves us all. (No homos.)


Whether you're a white male or a white female, god loves you. (I'm serious about the "no homos" though, can't be a homo.)

Peace!
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby Frigidus on Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:14 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:Hi guys, I've decided to become a christian. After long consideration I finally saw the light or whatever you call it in this sect. The teachings of the bible finally make sense to me and from now on I will agree with Nappy in every thread he posts in.

Everyone can join me as God loves us all. (No homos.)


Whether you're a white male or a white female, god loves you. (I'm serious about the "no homos" though, can't be a homo.)

Peace!


Do albinos count as white?
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:22 pm

Frigidus wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Hi guys, I've decided to become a christian. After long consideration I finally saw the light or whatever you call it in this sect. The teachings of the bible finally make sense to me and from now on I will agree with Nappy in every thread he posts in.

Everyone can join me as God loves us all. (No homos.)


Whether you're a white male or a white female, god loves you. (I'm serious about the "no homos" though, can't be a homo.)

Peace!


Do albinos count as white?



Depends.
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby Napoleon Ier on Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:27 pm

Cool!

Hey snorri, me and my homies are having a partey over some vinum sacramentalis and an, ah... old school barbecue, if y'see what I mean...care to join us?
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby Frigidus on Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:29 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote:Cool!

Hey snorri, me and my homies are having a partey over some vinum sacramentalis and an, ah... old school barbecue, if y'see what I mean...care to join us?


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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby morph on Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:32 pm

well it seems you are acting the racist with only white males and white females but beyond that... hope you like the godness and remember this while you ask yourself when jesus is gonna come again (for the second or third time, whatever it is)

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and also have fun with the incest, you know whole adam and eve thing, eve being made from adam and their kids only having sex with each other... just remember this
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(this one is soo wrong with the kids in the pic)

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and for those who aint down with the adam eve theory... here

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and for the people who say its not any good on this face of the planet..
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:03 pm

morph wrote:
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I love that one.
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Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:06 pm

Also guys, I'm not being racist. Homos choose to be homos, even in this world where they get discriminated and beaten to death by wholesome and good religious folks.

Also, I think it's pretty obvious God is real. I mean, look at mountains!
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby SolidLuigi on Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:20 pm

hey remember to stone someone to death for planting two different crops next to each other, also sell your daughter into slavery, two things the Bible tells us to do
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:39 pm

SolidLuigi wrote:hey remember to stone someone to death for planting two different crops next to each other, also sell your daughter into slavery, two things the Bible tells us to do



No problem.
I'll also make sure to not wear two pieces of different cloth. Or masturbate.
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:47 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote:Cool!

Hey snorri, me and my homies are having a partey over some vinum sacramentalis and an, ah... old school barbecue, if y'see what I mean...care to join us?


I am totally psyched. Are we discussing scripture interpretation there, or just enjoying knowing we're the ones who got it right?
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby Jenos Ridan on Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:45 am

I'm not sure whether to treat this as the genuine article or be skepical.

If Snorri is sincere, Great!

If he is not, well, that's alright.
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:20 am

It was the first of April, Jenos, I think it's a stupid "tradition", but I'm aware of it.


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And what's that particular phrase again? Oh yeah: I'd hit that.
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby Iliad on Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:25 am

cannot believe some people are so dense
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby comic boy on Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:51 am

Iliad wrote:cannot believe some people are so dense


You obviously haven't been reading his previous posts :D
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby Iliad on Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:01 am

comic boy wrote:
Iliad wrote:cannot believe some people are so dense


You obviously haven't been reading his previous posts :D

AAAAHHH!!!!!

I cannot believe some people did not get that was an April's fool joke because it was so obvious even if you don't know who snorri is AAAHHH


Why are these people so dense!!!!
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:23 pm

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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby mr. incrediball on Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:30 pm

jesus is the sexiest motherfucker ever.
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby SolidLuigi on Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:20 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:Image


hahaaahahahaha oh my.

whoever designed that didn't really think that one through did they. or they are just sick in the head
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:52 pm

SolidLuigi wrote:whoever designed that didn't really think that one through did they.


That often happens. :lol:
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby Jenos Ridan on Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:05 pm

MeDeFe wrote:It was the first of April, Jenos, I think it's a stupid "tradition", but I'm aware of it.


morph wrote:Image

And what's that particular phrase again? Oh yeah: I'd hit that.


Hence why I did not make the blind leap Naps appearently did. I was 'suspisious' (note my apprehension to taking his claim at face value) of the claims he was making (in hindsight, it is obivious what the case was) and I'm glad that I didn't fall like Naps.

Hope he had his fun.
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby MeDeFe on Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:43 am

Jenos Ridan wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:It was the first of April, Jenos, I think it's a stupid "tradition", but I'm aware of it.


morph wrote:Image

And what's that particular phrase again? Oh yeah: I'd hit that.

Hence why I did not make the blind leap Naps appearently did. I was 'suspisious' (note my apprehension to taking his claim at face value) of the claims he was making (in hindsight, it is obivious what the case was) and I'm glad that I didn't fall like Naps.

Hope he had his fun.

I noted it, and told you what I thought the likelier option was.
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:16 am

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Ok, help me out here... I'm using a teeny-tiny laptop screen to view this forum on; but from where I'm sitting, that girl looks well buff. Is there a tentacle or something coming out of her that makes it apparent that she's an inbred hick (making it joke-pic+joke-caption), or is the joke just in the caption, and the picture fair bash-material game?

Please tell me ASAP, because this kleenex isn't going to stick around forever (also I want to know if I'm missing half the joke).
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby greenoaks on Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:28 am

the joke is we'd all hit her, sis or not.
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Re: I've converted to Christianity. Long live Moses!!?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:30 am

Hmmm, I need a bigger picture before I can make quite so bold a statement.


I wonder if there's some outpost of the web that can provide such a thing; a bit like in that whole 'Epic Boobs Girl gets stalked off the fucking planet' incident... which was both creeptacular and hilarious btw.
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