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If you could be...

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:46 am

In any movie as the main character, what would it be?

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Re: If you could be...

Postby Nickbaldwin on Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:51 am

Football Factory.
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Re: If you could be...

Postby Joodoo on Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:04 am

Any of the Mission Impossible movies...
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Re: If you could be...

Postby ignotus on Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:13 am

Superman
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Re: If you could be...

Postby lozzini on Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:32 am

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Re: If you could be...

Postby InkL0sed on Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:45 am

Hm. I'd have to go with Roger Dodger.
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Re: If you could be...

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:28 am

Terminator...


That or some porn film... being the main character in one of those looks like it'd be pretty fun.
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Re: If you could be...

Postby Curmudgeonx on Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:38 am

Except DM, the main character in pornos is usually the female star.

Trying to share something with us DM?
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Re: If you could be...

Postby lozzini on Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:46 am

Curmudgeonx wrote:Except DM, the main character in pornos is usually the female star.

Trying to share something with us DM?



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Re: If you could be...

Postby SolidLuigi on Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:39 am

Curmudgeonx wrote:Except DM, the main character in pornos is usually the female star.

Trying to share something with us DM?


I was thinking the same thing, haha.


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Re: If you could be...

Postby btownmeggy on Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:43 am

Mmmm.... Secretary?

\:D/
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Re: If you could be...

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:06 am

Wolverine from X-Men. If only because the claws themselves are awesome.
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Re: If you could be...

Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:13 am

Curmudgeonx wrote:Except DM, the main character in pornos is usually the female star.

Trying to share something with us DM?


Well they really seem to enjoy it...
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Re: If you could be...

Postby kleep on Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:24 am

I'd be in "The Wizard". That old 80's movie about the kid who was really good at playing v-games. Or "Flight of the Navigator"!!!

But how the hell would they write in me being 24 years old...
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Re: If you could be...

Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:24 am

Batman Begins

Krull

Bram Stoker's Dracula

or maybe

Spaceballs
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Re: If you could be...

Postby joecoolfrog on Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:27 am

Nickbaldwin wrote:Football Factory.


Been there mate and there was little glamour and less honour, we were just a bunch of kids using football as an excuse for a rip up.
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Re: If you could be...

Postby Fircoal on Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:37 am

Pikachu of course. ;)
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Re: If you could be...

Postby Gypsys Kiss on Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:12 pm

btownmeggy wrote:Mmmm.... Secretary?

\:D/


Is that the James Spader film? If so, then I would like to see you in that role :lol: :lol: :lol:

For me I'd be Keyser Soze in the Usual Suspects.
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Re: If you could be...

Postby ignotus on Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:35 pm

btownmeggy wrote:Mmmm.... Secretary?

\:D/

Do you really wanna trade our jobs? :lol:
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Re: If you could be...

Postby Neoteny on Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:37 pm

Evil Dead?
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Re: If you could be...

Postby reminisco on Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:42 pm

Neoteny wrote:Evil Dead?


i could agree with that, but only if it was Army of Darkness. i'd rather skip the first two installments, if possible.

fighting Evil Ash wouldn't be so bad, but chopping off my hand and then having to fight that... well, it was funny to watch, but would probably be horrible to actually experience.
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Re: If you could be...

Postby Fruitcake on Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:59 pm

Richard ‘Rick’ O’Connell (AKA Brendan Fraser) in 'The Mummy' films for me.

Three reasons…(1) I have always thought Rachel Weisz was a bit of alright. (2) I wouldn’t mind the booty in the saddlebags at the end of the first movie and (3) The house they have in ‘the Mummy returns’ was bloody lovely.
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Re: If you could be...

Postby Nickbaldwin on Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:01 pm

joecoolfrog wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:Football Factory.


Been there mate and there was little glamour and less honour, we were just a bunch of kids using football as an excuse for a rip up.


Exactly my point :wink:
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Re: If you could be...

Postby btownmeggy on Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:15 pm

ignotus wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:Mmmm.... Secretary?

\:D/

Do you really wanna trade our jobs? :lol:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secretary_(film)

Is this what your experience as a secretary is like, iggy?
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Re: If you could be...

Postby ignotus on Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:18 pm

Well... NO! :evil:
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