CC predictions in 2008

by **heavycola** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:54 am

Does anyone have any predictions for 2008?

Here are mine, and the odds I am offering:

1) Jay discovers scientology (evens)
2) Get tonkaed gets tonkaed (5-1)
3) Ron Paul joins CC at the behest of his two remaining supporters, invents 'Gulf of Tonkin' map, refuses to play Battle Royale because 'too many coloureds' (10-1)
4) Blitzaholic joins feminist movement (33-1)
5) Billy07 makes a friend (100-1)
6) Whump is outed when nominated for 'internet's best troll' award (5-4)
7) Heavycola banned from the interwebs for being too network-crashingly sexy (dead cert)

by **suggs** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:02 am

Suggs to get banned on average once every three weeks.
I feel threatened on that score only by Norse and Anarkist, who both know naughty swear words like "Poo".

by **heavycola** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:05 am

suggs wrote:"Poo".

Mods - BAN PLS

by **jiminski** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:08 am

The meek shall inherit the earth!

by **heavycola** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:10 am

jiminski wrote:The meek shall inherit the earth!

Are you seriously calling Ron Paul meek?

by **jiminski** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:18 am

heavycola wrote:
jiminski wrote:The meek shall inherit the earth!

Are you seriously calling Ron Paul meek?

the man has humility to burn ..... and i am sure he'll use the Mexican underclass as kindling!

ohhh a little but a politics, wrapped in a metaphor, encased in a paradox!! right on jim!

by **Sackett58** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:28 am

Jiminski can't stay out of the "Naughty + sexy" thread for at least 10 minutes, 100 to 1 odds. :lol:

Can you Jimi?

by **apey** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:34 am

He can now that you posted that picture here :wink:

by **Sackett58** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:42 am

apey wrote:He can now that you posted that picture here

lol

by **Blitzaholic** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:22 am

Sackett58 wrote:Jiminski can't stay out of the "Naughty + sexy" thread for at least 10 minutes, 100 to 1 odds.

Can you Jimi?

I vote that :lol:

by **Dancing Mustard** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:28 am

BH Trolls will return - 2-1
Nappy will be objectively regarded as winning a debate - 382-1
Jay will present a new Demagogue to us and insist we worship him as a Messiah (again) - 1-120
This forum will be renamed and everybody will hate it - (Cert)
Some new 'Mega Post Counts' clan will surface, and piss off 50% of users - 3-1
Take2out will return to his old self - 25-1
Norse and Guiscard will meet up for tea - 293-1
Over 1000 youtube links will be posted as 'empirical evidence' - 3-1
Some bespectacled geek will make 'Field Marshal' - 4-1

by **suggs** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:52 am

Dancing Mustard will finally reign supreme and give Lack the kicking he so richly desrves.
Shit-maybe I'm kissing up to the wrong bloke?
Still, arse kissing always helps in the long run, i find.
*rolls over and pulls down trousers*

by **Gypsys Kiss** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:52 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:Norse and Guiscard will meet up for tea - 293-1

10p E/W on this please :lol:

Can I also have the time and place so I can go and watch please.

by **suggs** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:55 am

i would also like a side bet, cos its a dead cert that all they will talk about is French existentialism. Although Guiscard will probably make little farting noises as well.

by **Norse** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:51 pm

Fircoal to go missing, and never post here again...20/1
Pleasent chap PLC begins making money...10/1
Heavy cola swings wildly to the right, after an incident in a kebab house...3/1
Suggs will find love online, with a slightly uinbalance 18 year old disillusioned middle classed girl, who "wants to see the world"... 2/1
Dancing mustard will dissapear for a 2 month period, after another "gang-press" scenario again....30/1
BtownMeggy and simonov have an online affair...8/1
Ignotus becomes bullemic....300/1
Clapper will stop sending me naked pictures of herself...evens
BK Barunt will murder someone with his bare hands.....500/1
DazMCFC see's the light, and begins to support the munich shits...2500/1
Xtratabasco will make his "second coming"....1/2
Stopper grows a reasonable sense of humour.....30/1
Got tonkaed will make an elitest remark....500/1
Narky boy gets forum banned 3 times at least.....20/1

by **muy_thaiguy** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:03 pm

Numbered of registered users goes over 200,000...Almost 100%
Number of clans Soundout starts increases...Almost 100%
Numerous threads that somehow go off topic...Almost 100%
Autoload says his,"This thread is Huge" in multiple threads...Almost 100%
Number of times Twill get's called "Twilldo" by people...Is that even possible to count?
Number of political debate threads increases...Almost 100%
Countless times Dancing Mustard will give a smart-ass remark...Priceless

by **Fircoal** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:02 pm

I'll get to 20,000 posts (1/1000)
I'll get to 25,000 posts. (1/10)

by **jay_a2j** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:21 pm

*The dollars becomes worthless (more sheeple wake up)
*Countless cases of election fraud surface (more sheeple wake up)
*The National ID card has much more attention possibly even implemented (more sheeple wake up)
*The US is hit with another "terrorist attack" (more sheeple wake up)
*Many are taken to Fema camps (the rest of the sheeple awaken, but its too late)

by **muy_thaiguy** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:34 pm

The number of times jay uses "sheeple"...Countless
The more conspiricies jay comes up with...Who knows how many
jay realizes that he needs to read what the actual bills are that are being passed in Congress etc...Infinite to 1 it seems.

by **got tonkaed** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:22 pm

this is a quality thread.

by **Iliad** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:20 pm

got tonkaed wrote:this is a quality thread.

This thread is Huge.

by **JustCallMeStupid** on Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:04 pm

Scott-land plays 10 consecutive games and doesnt complain once (10:1)
Scott-land plays 10 consecutive games loses 1 of them and doenst complain once (100:1)
Scott-land plays 10 consecutive games loses 10 and doesnt complain once (1billion:1)
Someone actually calls me stupid in a game (50:1)
I'll have 2 consecutive games where I dont write a single word in the chat (11:1)