wild sex stories

by **JACKAZZTJM** on Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:54 am

I was 16 bangin my girl she was a pig and i was new in the game. I had her posted up against a tree in the woods hittin it from behind i slipped out and went to put it back in her glorious puss but i was very new to the game and aimed wrong it ended up in her ass. Like i said she was grime time told me it didnt matter and i was slammin that shit realeaser thinkin i was god. Well i pulled out to put it back in her pink hole and started wreckin it then i came in that twat so i go to pull the condom off and it wasnt there she was still leanin on the tree with her pants down while i was searching the ground for the condom...............then it hit me i reached up and felt around the brown hole and there it was .....THE RING OF THE CONDOM WAS STICKING OUT OF HER ASS!!!!!!! I pulled it out and it made a snapping sound against my palm she kinda flinched but was to drunk to know wat happened the scary part was all my future kids were swimmin the 100 meter marathon to her eggs and i had to call her the next day explain wat happend and drive her to get the day after pill!

by **Ronaldinho** on Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:59 am

JACKAZZTJM wrote:I was 16 bangin my girl she was a pig and i was new in the game. I had her posted up against a tree in the woods hittin it from behind i slipped out and went to put it back in her glorious puss but i was very new to the game and aimed wrong it ended up in her ass. Like i said she was grime time told me it didnt matter and i was slammin that shit realeaser thinkin i was god. Well i pulled out to put it back in her pink hole and started wreckin it then i came in that twat so i go to pull the condom off and it wasnt there she was still leanin on the tree with her pants down while i was searching the ground for the condom...............then it hit me i reached up and felt around the brown hole and there it was .....THE RING OF THE CONDOM WAS STICKING OUT OF HER ASS!!!!!!! I pulled it out and it made a snapping sound against my palm she kinda flinched but was to drunk to know wat happened the scary part was all my future kids were swimmin the 100 meter marathon to her eggs and i had to call her the next day explain wat happend and drive her to get the day after pill!

you and your sister need to play somthing new. you sux

by **AndrewLC** on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:17 am

Once I didn't jerk off for like 2 weeks(I was having a contest with my friends, we used the honour system) , and when I finally did jerk off, I came so hard it like shot into my eye!

This is a true story, fur realz

by **apey** on Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:33 am

JACKAZZTJM wrote:I was 16 bangin my girl she was a pig and i was new in the game. I had her posted up against a tree in the woods hittin it from behind i slipped out and went to put it back in her glorious puss but i was very new to the game and aimed wrong it ended up in her ass. Like i said she was grime time told me it didnt matter and i was slammin that shit realeaser thinkin i was god. Well i pulled out to put it back in her pink hole and started wreckin it then i came in that twat so i go to pull the condom off and it wasnt there she was still leanin on the tree with her pants down while i was searching the ground for the condom...............then it hit me i reached up and felt around the brown hole and there it was .....THE RING OF THE CONDOM WAS STICKING OUT OF HER ASS!!!!!!! I pulled it out and it made a snapping sound against my palm she kinda flinched but was to drunk to know wat happened the scary part was all my future kids were swimmin the 100 meter marathon to her eggs and i had to call her the next day explain wat happend and drive her to get the day after pill!

that caused some serious infection :sick:

by **JACKAZZTJM** on Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:23 am

Ronaldinho wrote:
JACKAZZTJM wrote:I was 16 bangin my girl she was a pig and i was new in the game. I had her posted up against a tree in the woods hittin it from behind i slipped out and went to put it back in her glorious puss but i was very new to the game and aimed wrong it ended up in her ass. Like i said she was grime time told me it didnt matter and i was slammin that shit realeaser thinkin i was god. Well i pulled out to put it back in her pink hole and started wreckin it then i came in that twat so i go to pull the condom off and it wasnt there she was still leanin on the tree with her pants down while i was searching the ground for the condom...............then it hit me i reached up and felt around the brown hole and there it was .....THE RING OF THE CONDOM WAS STICKING OUT OF HER ASS!!!!!!! I pulled it out and it made a snapping sound against my palm she kinda flinched but was to drunk to know wat happened the scary part was all my future kids were swimmin the 100 meter marathon to her eggs and i had to call her the next day explain wat happend and drive her to get the day after pill!

you and your sister need to play somthing new. you sux

coming from the guy who represents himself as a chick on his avatar dam it dont get gayer than that

by **brooksieb** on Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:27 am

i had underage sex at 15, fun when it is illegal

by **Neoteny** on Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:33 am

There is a species of land snail that during the mating rituals the two mates stab each other with "love darts" that puncture the body of the snail to send the snails into a sadomasochistic, sex frenzy.

by **brooksieb** on Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:40 am

Neoteny wrote:There is a species of land snail that during the mating rituals the two mates stab each other with "love darts" that puncture the body of the snail to send the snails into a sadomasochistic, sex frenzy.

cool, better than.....Praying mantis sex!!!!

MORALE: never, ever, date a bigger women!

by **Neoteny** on Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:41 am

brooksieb wrote:
Neoteny wrote:There is a species of land snail that during the mating rituals the two mates stab each other with "love darts" that puncture the body of the snail to send the snails into a sadomasochistic, sex frenzy.

cool, better than.....Praying mantis sex!!!!

MORALE: never, ever, date a bigger women!

No kidding!

by **brooksieb** on Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:44 am

Neoteny wrote:
brooksieb wrote:
Neoteny wrote:There is a species of land snail that during the mating rituals the two mates stab each other with "love darts" that puncture the body of the snail to send the snails into a sadomasochistic, sex frenzy.

cool, better than.....Praying mantis sex!!!!

MORALE: never, ever, date a bigger women!

No kidding!

so they'll never get the father son talk

Always, Always! STICK TO WANKING IN TIMES OF DANGER!