Did you ever hide your boners?

[SolidLuigi]

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[Ntetos]

Last year the theatrical team performed the Trojan women by Euripides. I played Menelaus. In one of the rehearsals the hot girl who played Helen was supposedly begging me to spare her life and she was on her knees and it was just like she was sucking me and then I had a boner. It was really embarassing in front of my classmates and my teachers.

[brooksieb]

oh well i have a story of another kid

He was a nerd at maths, and i shouted out "HA! you got a boner other a maths formula!" all the people in the class started laughing and he just looked down and carried on, not the reaction i wanted lol.

[Nickbaldwin]

oh well i have a story of another kid

He was a nerd at maths, and i shouted out "HA! you got a boner other a maths formula!" all the people in the class started laughing and he just looked down and carried on, not the reaction i wanted lol.

You said you'd never tell anyone

[got tonkaed]

I hide my boners inside women. Works pretty well

i thought this one was humorous.

[Kid_A]

Long ago, when I would be making out with a lady, I would get a boner, and for whatever reason, I thought she might be upset about that (I don't know why). So when we were finished with kissing, I would have to leave the room "clever" so she wouldnt see it.

What I would do was crawl away on all fours pretending to be a dog. I would even go as far as saying "woof" as I crawled around the corner to fix myself before I went upstairs...

Another friend of mine apparently use to pretend he was a monkey while jumped around until he was clear out of the room.

so from this story, is it safe to conclude that the both of you, for several reasons, have never gotten to unveil your magnificent boners to a lady?

my first ever sexual expericence was fucking frightening. I was so nervous that I could not get it up enough to finish.

my second time was with a gal that i had seen a few times and was a bit more comfortable. i was so excited, TOO excited, that i came in my pants twice from dry humping before we got down to business. And by business, I mean 20 seconds of shame.

But I can't say that I've ever been embarrassed to have an erection around a lady. Family and classmates are another story.

[got tonkaed]

i really dont know why...but i thought you were a girl.

[happy2seeyou]

i really dont know why...but i thought you were a girl.

Because he is.


Well he likes to think so when he wears his girlfriends undies...

[got tonkaed]

....not that theres anything wrong with that...

[Hitman079]

so from this story, is it safe to conclude that the both of you, for several reasons, have never gotten to unveil your magnificent boners to a lady?

my first ever sexual expericence was fucking frightening. I was so nervous that I could not get it up enough to finish.

my second time was with a gal that i had seen a few times and was a bit more comfortable. i was so excited, TOO excited, that i came in my pants twice from dry humping before we got down to business. And by business, I mean 20 seconds of shame.

But I can't say that I've ever been embarrassed to have an erection around a lady. Family and classmates are another story.

20 seconds? i'm pretty damn sure that's in MY range of performance.
(but i have yet to find out)

[DaGip]

When I was a teenager, I would put a pillow over my crotch and my girlfreind would sit by me and play with my Johnson...Boy, I bet her parents were really dumb!

[brooksieb]

oh well i have a story of another kid

He was a nerd at maths, and i shouted out "HA! you got a boner other a maths formula!" all the people in the class started laughing and he just looked down and carried on, not the reaction i wanted lol.

You said you'd never tell anyone

Its only because i loved you....

[autoload]

so from this story, is it safe to conclude that the both of you, for several reasons, have never gotten to unveil your magnificent boners to a lady?

my first ever sexual expericence was fucking frightening. I was so nervous that I could not get it up enough to finish.

my second time was with a gal that i had seen a few times and was a bit more comfortable. i was so excited, TOO excited, that i came in my pants twice from dry humping before we got down to business. And by business, I mean 20 seconds of shame.

But I can't say that I've ever been embarrassed to have an erection around a lady. Family and classmates are another story.

20 seconds? i'm pretty damn sure that's in MY range of performance.
(but i have yet to find out)

Hrumpf! I've finished in 10 seconds before. It was in the back of my Jeep with a chick going down the interstate while my buddy was driving. I cleaned up with his blanket.

It's all a mindset thing as far as how long you can last. When I'm totally into the chick and there are no distractions (i.e. kids in the next room etc.) I can go an hour and a half before popping. I'm sure I could stretch it longer, but I'm getting too old for that much exercise. On the other end of the spectrum, I sometimes will have sex with this woman at work. We work for the railroad and will do it in a locomotive on the night shift. The chances of getting caught pretty much has me finishing in a couple of minutes whether I want to finish that soon or not.