Controlled by the inbred elite

by **Sluggs** on Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:06 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyN1O-Gw ... re=related

Also...for any cricket fans out there, have you ever noticed the similiarity between dubya and Ricky ponting?

Ricky Ponting

Young Dubya

by **khazalid** on Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:13 pm

where is hoggy? bring back hoggy! OiNkSqUeAl woot!!!11

by **Sluggs** on Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:15 pm

khazalid wrote:where is hoggy? bring back hoggy! OiNkSqUeAl woot!!!11

You scottish prick...as if you ken anything about cricket.

by **khazalid** on Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:26 pm

oh thats right.. give it a few years it will turn out like everything else. teach the world how to play sports and then proceed to lose at all of them! ive been watching cricket for years now but i only keep up with the internationals. i did go and see sussex play a few times back when i lived in brighton, but being of northern descent it wouldn't quite be cricket to have a county side to hollow-follow. for the unionist in you, i also enjoy a nice dark ale and letting the bulldogs use me on sundays while the wife's at church. god save the queen

by **khazalid** on Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:30 pm

103-2 - panesar overdue a good bowl, he has a point to prove. if he takes a few then you can promise to avoid any 1966 references in this thread.

by **Sluggs** on Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:30 pm

khazalid wrote: i lived in brighton

That's all you needed to say.

Keep that wrist limp.

by **khazalid** on Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:32 pm

rich. your fan club says it all for you

by **Sluggs** on Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:38 pm

khazalid wrote:rich. your fan club says it all for you

Well toch-aye-la-noo

Aye, when arra doon brayton, me hoose-mert yoused'tee coom intae ma rooom n batter me big time, ken?

by **khazalid** on Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:38 pm

just tell me if those shades are turning you on, it won't make you any less of a man.

by **khazalid** on Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:40 pm

that accent looks like what happens when a glaswegian and a fat yorkshire broad meet in a bus stop on the orkney isles.

by **Sluggs** on Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:41 pm

khazalid wrote:that accent looks like what happens when a glaswegian and a fat yorkshire broad meet in a bus stop on the orkney isles.

Precisely.

by **Sluggs** on Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:42 pm

How are your mum and dad by the way?

Still go to orkney much?

by **khazalid** on Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:51 pm

Long quiet she reigned; till thitherward steers
A flight of bold eagles from Adria's strand:
Repeated, successive, for many long years,
They darken'd the air, and they plunder'd the land:

The Anglian lion, the terror of France,
Oft prowling, ensanguin'd the Tweed's silver flood;
But, taught by the bright Caledonian lance,
He learned to fear in his own native wood.

by **khazalid** on Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:52 pm

viva piñata!

by **Sluggs** on Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:01 pm

khazalid wrote:Long quiet she reigned; till thitherward steers
A flight of bold eagles from Adria's strand:
Repeated, successive, for many long years,
They darken'd the air, and they plunder'd the land:

The Anglian lion, the terror of France,
Oft prowling, ensanguin'd the Tweed's silver flood;
But, taught by the bright Caledonian lance,
He learned to fear in his own native wood.

Beautiful.

The people who you describe in the first verse sound like good people, slaying the gutter-monkeys, making good use of land - sounds progressive, well, not progressive within your mind maybe, which might involve battered mars bars and tennats-super, but progressive from an industrial perspective.

The bitter ol' tones, from a forgotten race
drowned by the irish, they drowned their own face
with super tennants lager, battered mars bars and haggis
they may not be that pretty, but they sure wanna shag us.

:lol: