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Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:35 pm

RadicalJerk wrote:naa..u ment wot u said. that lady caught you out mister...hope you dont say stuff like that to ur granny.

1. Not really
2. No she didn't
3. I don't say anything to my granny because she's too busy cleaning my house and cooking me food to make idle conversation with.
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Postby RadicalJerk on Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:36 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
RadicalJerk wrote:naa..u ment wot u said. that lady caught you out mister...hope you dont say stuff like that to ur granny.


Hahahahahahaha.


yer, well funny...ur racist against women.
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Postby RadicalJerk on Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:36 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
RadicalJerk wrote:naa..u ment wot u said. that lady caught you out mister...hope you dont say stuff like that to ur granny.

1. Not really
2. No she didn't
3. I don't say anything to my granny because she's too busy cleaning my house and cooking me food to make idle conversation with.


ZOMG

I hope she crimps out a length in your cupasoup.
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Postby Napoleon Ier on Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:37 pm

Is Radical Jerk Radio Jack's civil partner or something?
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:38 pm

RadicalJerk wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
RadicalJerk wrote:naa..u ment wot u said. that lady caught you out mister...hope you dont say stuff like that to ur granny.


Hahahahahahaha.


yer, well funny...ur racist against women.


Women are a race???

Jesus, how old are you, kid? If you are really this young, immature, and ignorant, I beg you to leave this forum.

It is called 'sexist,' and no I'm not...

I AM, however, bigoted against morons.
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Postby RadicalJerk on Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:39 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
RadicalJerk wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
RadicalJerk wrote:naa..u ment wot u said. that lady caught you out mister...hope you dont say stuff like that to ur granny.


Hahahahahahaha.


yer, well funny...ur racist against women.


Women are a race???

Jesus, how old are you, kid? If you are really this young, immature, and ignorant, I beg you to leave this forum.

It is called 'sexist,' and no I'm not...

I AM, however, bigoted against morons.


Duh!

go back to kindergarten.
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Postby Neoteny on Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:40 pm

:-s
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:40 pm

RadicalJerk wrote:I hope she crimps out a length in your cupasoup.
Unlikely... I stopped feeding her several months ago.

I'm hoping that she'll starve to death soon y'see; then I can pocket the inheritance and buy myself a trophy wife to take her place in the kitchen, I figure a newer model will be quicker and more fragrant.
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Postby Neoteny on Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:40 pm

For the DM.
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:47 pm

RadicalJerk wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
RadicalJerk wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
RadicalJerk wrote:naa..u ment wot u said. that lady caught you out mister...hope you dont say stuff like that to ur granny.


Hahahahahahaha.


yer, well funny...ur racist against women.


Women are a race???

Jesus, how old are you, kid? If you are really this young, immature, and ignorant, I beg you to leave this forum.

It is called 'sexist,' and no I'm not...

I AM, however, bigoted against morons.


Duh!

go back to kindergarten.


What were you responding to, youngling? And, please, try English.
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Postby Napoleon Ier on Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:52 pm

....
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Postby oggiss on Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:52 pm

RadicalJerk wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
RadicalJerk wrote:naa..u ment wot u said. that lady caught you out mister...hope you dont say stuff like that to ur granny.


Hahahahahahaha.


yer, well funny...ur racist against women.


You are like sleep-writing or what, because your posts make no sense at all! :/
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Postby Neoteny on Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:56 pm

Because I'm a nice guy. I don't really care either way. :lol:
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:57 pm

Shut up Grandma, get back to that sink.
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Postby oggiss on Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:58 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Dudes, most uncool!

Get those posts edited this instant.


Posts of what?
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Postby RadicalJerk on Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:00 pm

oggiss wrote:
RadicalJerk wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
RadicalJerk wrote:naa..u ment wot u said. that lady caught you out mister...hope you dont say stuff like that to ur granny.


Hahahahahahaha.


yer, well funny...ur racist against women.


You are like sleep-writing or what, because your posts make no sense at all! :/


i cant belief u cant understand.

Look, u look at woman n c there tits and like ogle them and make the girl feel like meat, like a cow, cos like cows in a field are l;ike woman bein ogled by big horrible men who dont love them an wanna look at there tits. you know, i hate you why cant u be more nice and then people will not be like cows and cause global warming by farting in fields and eating all the grass so0 that it makes the green lush earth into sahara dessert and water runs out and we all die.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:00 pm

oggiss wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:Dudes, most uncool!

Get those posts edited this instant.


Posts of what?
What are you talking about? I never said that.
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Postby mandyb on Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:12 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
RadicalJerk wrote:I hope that taught you a lesson, JigglingBrownsauce
It sure did, it taught me that not all internet users are as clever as I am, and that my phenomenal sense of humour is occasionally lost on people who are too busy looking for serious business to remember what a sense of humour is.

So I guess you got what you hoped for.

Pip pip.

Yay, (as dear william 18 would say) I'm on the receiving end of a DM put down! Never thought I'd live to see the day - can't wait to tell my mum!
So sorry I didn't get your joke - you're right, I'm having a bad day - plus it's that time of the month, of course, and you know how women get then :roll: - sarcasm detection is slim to none!
Thank you so much for correcting my ridiculous suggestions and putting me well and truly in my place.
You're right, I'm embarrased, no, mortified would be close to the truth. Obvioulsy I have very little grey matter or white come to that - pea-brained, that's me!
I should have realized long ago that CC is no place for serious business.

Of course you could have just said 'Mands, it was a joke :roll: ', but where's the fun in that eh?

Hope you can forgive me
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p.s. nice to meet you btw :)
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Postby Guistard on Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:31 pm

Hmmm..I can't seem to get aroused when I think about boobs.
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Postby Napoleon Ier on Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:40 pm

Guistard wrote:Hmmm..I can't seem to get aroused when I think about boobs.


Well Jizztard, there's nothing wrong with that, it's a well known fact only children taking their gcses would find fault with it...in fact, I hear not being aroused by women quite the new rage on the job market...
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Postby oggiss on Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:52 pm

RadicalJerk wrote:
oggiss wrote:
RadicalJerk wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
RadicalJerk wrote:naa..u ment wot u said. that lady caught you out mister...hope you dont say stuff like that to ur granny.


Hahahahahahaha.


yer, well funny...ur racist against women.


You are like sleep-writing or what, because your posts make no sense at all! :/


i cant belief u cant understand.

Look, u look at woman n c there tits and like ogle them and make the girl feel like meat, like a cow, cos like cows in a field are l;ike woman bein ogled by big horrible men who dont love them an wanna look at there tits. you know, i hate you why cant u be more nice and then people will not be like cows and cause global warming by farting in fields and eating all the grass so0 that it makes the green lush earth into sahara dessert and water runs out and we all die.


I don't see them that way... they are just... worth a bit less than us men.













j/k

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Postby Guistard on Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:55 pm

RadicalJerk wrote:
i cant belief u cant understand.

Look, u look at woman n c there tits and like ogle them and make the girl feel like meat, like a cow, cos like cows in a field are l;ike woman bein ogled by big horrible men who dont love them an wanna look at there tits. you know, i hate you why cant u be more nice and then people will not be like cows and cause global warming by farting in fields and eating all the grass so0 that it makes the green lush earth into sahara dessert and water runs out and we all die.


Actually, according to some of my ex-dormotory buddies, who are studying the interlinking dynamacies of global-warming/feminism/social philosophy, these comments carry quite a bit of weight.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:14 pm

Can you provide a citation for that please?
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Postby Billy08 on Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:24 pm

Ah, moostard, yer sothern pansy, i lark ma woman wit'a birra extra meet on'em, ken?

I canne'elp gettin me chops stock intay a nice, fat arse.
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Postby oggiss on Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:25 pm

Billy08 wrote:Ah, moostard, yer sothern pansy, i lark ma woman wit'a birra extra meet on'em, ken?

I canne'elp gettin me chops stock intay a nice, fat arse.


Is it you on the picture? It's hot whatsoever.
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