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Postby Neoteny on Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:02 am

f*ck patience! Let's do this!

Our bodies really are disgusting places. Billions of microscopic organisms swarm over, and in, and through, every centimeter of our body: bacteria, mites, fungi, viruses. Honestly it's amazing we are even alive. However, we are products of eons of selection and adaptation. All these years of disease-ridden environments have created one of the most complex and powerful systems in the natural world: our immune system, and we are going to see how it works... mafia style. We are going to live a few days in the life of the microscopic world that is our body, and we won't be playing around: some of the nastiest bugs in the business will be stopping by to see if they can throw a wrench into the intricate balance that is the human body. Do you think you can handle it?

I'm looking for twenty players (and fourish reservists) of any variety who are willing to get down and dirty with some questionable characters in my immunology mafia. Here's what I promise:

1. Lots of big words
2. Some neat pictures
3. Fun facts
4. Death and destruction

This is what I don't promise:

1. Balance
2. Cordiality
3. Free Beer

I drank it all.

Rules:

1. Consider me to be George Bush, and you to be the Secret Service. I know you really don't want to do what I say, but you don't have a choice. What I say goes.

2. Votes must be bolded. I will count your last vote. You do not need to unvote, but I recommend it just to prevent any confusion and misunderstandings.

3. No editing. We are all dicks. Just let it hang out.

4. No outside discussion unless specified in your pm, of course.

5. You may not quote your pm. Under ordinary circumstances I probably wouldn't have an issue with it, but I think for this setup it is best. Your role and actions are, of course, fair game.

6. When you are dead, you will be lysed and your DNA absorbed. That means shut up. Banter is fine. You know what is not.

7. There will not be a deadline, unless I see fit to impose one. Hopefully I won't.

8. There can be a no lynch if there is a majority vote for it or a deadline without a lynch. Up to you guys, really.

9. There may or may not be information in the scenes. I wouldn't read to much into them, but you never know. I might let something slip.

10. Pm me with any questions. I love talking, so I will be more than happy to answer. I will make fun of stupid questions.

Assuming you don't have a problem with any of these, I encourage all of you to join. Do keep in mind that this is my first modding attempt. Don't let that distract you from the fact that I am awesome, and you all love me.

1. lord voldemort
2. Skoffin
3. KiwiTaker
4. mandyb
5. Skittles!
6. suggs
7. pmchugh
8. Macalester
9. ExplainThis
10. william18
11. diddle
12. Senfive
13. mr. incrediball
14. jnd94
15. nagerous
16. brooksieb
17. LSU Tiger Josh
18. cena-rules
19. animorpherv1
20. Antique Monkey

Reserves
1. Ditocoaf
2. CoheedCambria09
3.
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Postby Skoffin on Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:06 am

Are you telling me that this game is educational?

And bastard, get in line!
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Postby Neoteny on Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:07 am

Skoffin wrote:Are you telling me that this game is educational?

And bastard, get in line!


Yes! And... what? I don't take orders from strange women...
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Postby lord voldemort on Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:17 am

lol in
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Postby Neoteny on Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:21 am

lord voldemort wrote:lol in


You now hold a special place in my heart as the first person to join my mafia game, because I really can't tell what the hell Skoffin is talking about.
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Postby Skoffin on Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:23 am

Neoteny wrote:
Skoffin wrote:Are you telling me that this game is educational?

And bastard, get in line!


Yes! And... what? I don't take orders from strange women...


BAH THERE ARE TOO MANY GAMES YA GOOSE! AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE HOLDING OFF ANOTHER FEW WEEKS :evil:

Also if you have made any factual errors in this game I will have to... erm... wipe out your B cells?
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Postby lord voldemort on Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:24 am

thats awesome

ah skoffin wants in
but wat she was talking about is that
nagerous me and her about to start a game
but thats fine
mine is getting delayed now
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Postby Neoteny on Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:26 am

Skoffin wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
Skoffin wrote:Are you telling me that this game is educational?

And bastard, get in line!


Yes! And... what? I don't take orders from strange women...


BAH THERE ARE TOO MANY GAMES YA GOOSE! AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE HOLDING OFF ANOTHER FEW WEEKS :evil:

Also if you have made any factual errors in this game I will have to... erm... wipe out your B cells?


I am a biologist. I have a white coat and everything. Everything I say is true. And if you want in or not you should be less cryptic! f*ck a few weeks! This game is sierra hotel!
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Postby KiwiTaker on Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:59 am

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Postby lord voldemort on Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:08 am

KiwiTaker wrote:In


fruitball isnt over yet though
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Postby Neoteny on Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:52 am

KiwiTaker wrote:In


Gotcha. Holy crap, role pms are done and this game is ready to go. Again:

Shit

Hot.
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Postby mandyb on Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:00 am

may I?
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Postby Sierra_Leon on Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:29 am

Neoteny wrote:This game is sierra hotel!

Flattery will get you nowhere.
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Postby Iliad on Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:32 am

lord voldemort wrote:
KiwiTaker wrote:In


fruitball isnt over yet though
you are too young padawan! You must learn patience!
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Postby Skittles! on Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:48 am

ME!
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Postby Neoteny on Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:03 am

Sierra_Leon wrote:
Neoteny wrote:This game is sierra hotel!

Flattery will get you nowhere.


Don't twist my words around.
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Postby nagerous on Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:09 am

Iliad wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
KiwiTaker wrote:In


fruitball isnt over yet though
you are too young padawan! You must learn patience!


Has it even started??

Will it ever even start?

Can anyone even be bothered?

Hmmm... and maybe in. I'm already in /'s game so I shouldn't really but if I get NKed somewhere I'll definitely play.
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Postby suggs on Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:15 am

In if thats cool with you.
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Postby Neoteny on Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:25 am

nagerous wrote:
Iliad wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
KiwiTaker wrote:In


fruitball isnt over yet though
you are too young padawan! You must learn patience!


Has it even started??

Will it ever even start?

Can anyone even be bothered?

Hmmm... and maybe in. I'm already in /'s game so I shouldn't really but if I get NKed somewhere I'll definitely play.


Let me know when you know.
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Postby Ditocoaf on Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:36 am

I'll be a reserve, I think.
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Postby pmchugh on Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:30 am

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Postby browng-08 on Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:38 am

In, but I can't post on weekends. Maybe reserve, if that's gonna be a problem.
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Postby Neoteny on Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:50 pm

browng-08 wrote:In, but I can't post on weekends. Maybe reserve, if that's gonna be a problem.


I'll put you in because it seems like everyone loves you. If the weekend thing becomes a problem, I'll have you replaced. No big on my end either way.
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Postby browng-08 on Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:47 am

Neoteny wrote:
browng-08 wrote:In, but I can't post on weekends. Maybe reserve, if that's gonna be a problem.


I'll put you in because it seems like everyone loves you. If the weekend thing becomes a problem, I'll have you replaced. No big on my end either way.
:lol: Clearly you are insane.
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Postby Neoteny on Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:50 am

browng-08 wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
browng-08 wrote:In, but I can't post on weekends. Maybe reserve, if that's gonna be a problem.


I'll put you in because it seems like everyone loves you. If the weekend thing becomes a problem, I'll have you replaced. No big on my end either way.
:lol: Clearly you are insane.


I'm pretty much batshit crazy. :D
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