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Postby suggs on Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:21 pm

Its great isnt it.
I feel it justifies any number of dodgy innuendo, or even just variations on my predicatble FANCY A f*ck? POSTS
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:11 pm

I'll be honest, I was rather shocked that some of those MILFs were so willing to cam-whore themselves to that group... it's something I thought women grew out of after they hit 20 (what with growing some self-confidence etc).

I mean, some of it was alright I guess, but there was something a little bit sad about it.
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Postby apey on Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:15 pm

I for one agree with DM freakin whores
they have kids and some day their kids are gonna be on the net and come across some old old pics or vids of their mom and they are gonna be like :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :sick: :sick: :oops: :oops: :-# :sick: :-s :oops: :shock: that is my f*cking MOM and that was my banana :o
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Postby suggs on Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:16 pm

They wont recognise you Apey.
And the mask suits you.
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Postby apey on Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:18 pm

I prefer cucumbers :P
j/k that was a bad joke
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Postby clapper011 on Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:23 pm

suggs wrote:
clapper011 wrote::shock: erm no...your far too young for me :P


*cough* er...how about 30 year olds :wink:

Of course, the beauty of it is, i am not just out for a quick shag 8) :P

Hang on. Wrong way round.

I am just out for a quick shag :roll:

much more my style :) and i'm still older then you :P
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Postby william18 on Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:24 pm

I feel very young compared to you guy's.
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Postby nagerous on Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:39 pm

clapper011 wrote:
suggs wrote:
I am just out for a quick shag

much more my style :)
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Postby clapper011 on Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:48 pm

nag are you jealous? :P
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Postby nagerous on Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:11 pm

Nah just feel like you're missing out on one hell of an opportunity.
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Postby suggs on Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:38 pm

Manage a trois seems the only sensible way forward :P
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Postby Snorri1234 on Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:40 pm

suggs wrote:Manage a trois seems the only sensible way forward :P


MƩnage Ơ trois.
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Postby suggs on Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:32 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
suggs wrote:Manage a trois seems the only sensible way forward :P


MƩnage Ơ trois.


Luckily you're not pretentious :lol:
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Postby Snorri1234 on Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:38 pm

suggs wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
suggs wrote:Manage a trois seems the only sensible way forward :P


MƩnage Ơ trois.


Luckily you're not pretentious :lol:
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Postby oggiss on Thu Mar 13, 2008 4:28 pm

william18 wrote:I feel very young compared to you guy's.



How old are ya?
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Postby Skoffin on Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:28 pm

nagerous wrote:
Skoffin wrote: I am too busy using facebook for stalking purposes to go join yet another group.



According to your facebook profile me and drew (lord voldemort) are the most eligible bachelors out of your friends. :lol:


That application appears to be both random and stupid. I haven't voted for anyone yet so it just picks whoever and sticks them in a catergory.

But what's that got to do with anything anyway?
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Postby nagerous on Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:42 pm

Skoffin wrote:
nagerous wrote:
Skoffin wrote: I am too busy using facebook for stalking purposes to go join yet another group.



According to your facebook profile me and drew (lord voldemort) are the most eligible bachelors out of your friends. :lol:


That application appears to be both random and stupid. I haven't voted for anyone yet so it just picks whoever and sticks them in a catergory.

But what's that got to do with anything anyway?


Nah actually its voted for by our friends, who have determined fairly enough that we are hot stuff. It has nothing to do with anything except it was a comment related to facebook and I thought I could use it to boost me and drew's already highly inflated egos.
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Postby radiojake on Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:48 pm

facebook/myspace is lame
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Postby oggiss on Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:03 pm

radiojake wrote:facebook/myspace is lame


And why is that?
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Postby Skoffin on Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:08 pm

It's a stalker paradise?
You get stupid notifications for every damn thing?
People you don't know keep bothering you?
Friends keep bothering you with crap you don't care about?
The pages are faulty?
Should I keep going?
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Postby radiojake on Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:17 pm

oggiss wrote:
radiojake wrote:facebook/myspace is lame


And why is that?


Haha - It needs to be spelled out for you or something?

How about the entire premise of it all - firstly (as Skoffin has already pointed out) it is a stalkers paradise and the most voyeuristic website that I can think of -

Plus the fact that Rupert Murdoch (FOX) owns myspace. Everything that is posted in someones blog is now the property of FOX - music, photos, journals - everything - It's a massive online advertising information gathering marketing tool - and everyone who contributes is being sucked in


Also, it encourages 15 year old girls to take photos of their cleavage in provocative poses in an attempt to make more 'friends' - sends a great message doesn't it?
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Postby suggs on Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:18 pm

Yes Please!
Go Skoffin- god angry women are HOT.
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Postby oggiss on Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:21 pm

radiojake wrote:
oggiss wrote:
radiojake wrote:facebook/myspace is lame


And why is that?


Haha - It needs to be spelled out for you or something?

How about the entire premise of it all - firstly (as Skoffin has already pointed out) it is a stalkers paradise and the most voyeuristic website that I can think of -

Plus the fact that Rupert Murdoch (FOX) owns myspace. Everything that is posted in someones blog is now the property of FOX - music, photos, journals - everything - It's a massive online advertising information gathering marketing tool - and everyone who contributes is being sucked in


Also, it encourages 15 year old girls to take photos of their cleavage in provocative poses in an attempt to make more 'friends' - sends a great message doesn't it?



How is the last one bad?
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Postby nagerous on Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:25 pm

The only people that whinge about facebook are those who have no social lifes. It has been so so handy in helping me keep in contact with all of my old friends who go to different universities all over the country. Also, it has proved hellish useful in being able to contact the girl I'm kind of in a long-distance relationship with at the moment when I'm not there to visit. Facebook is also great when people tag pictures from the latest drunken night out and just generally contacting people and arranging shit.


Sorry to hear you're such a cynical fart radiojake, now let us go back to our milf appreciation. Facebook is better than myspace actually because it is easy enough to put restrictions on your account . No-one can see nothing unless you actually make an account and happe nto be on the same network as the other person. You can also make it that only people you are friends with can see you're account. Diatribe over.....
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Postby Skoffin on Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:27 pm

suggs wrote:Yes Please!
Go Skoffin- god angry women are HOT.


Who said I'm angry? I am as cool as a cucumber.

And for the record, the only reason I have a myspace is because a angry, crazy german girl made the account and told me to use it. And you don't say no to crazy angry germans.
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