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Postby apey on Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:48 pm

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Postby bedub1 on Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:13 pm

The shit I had to type out made absolutely NO sense....so it's really hard to read it and type it out. If it was a paragraph that actually made sense, I bet I would have been faster.....Piano lessons as a child made my fingers fast and agile, and let me tell ya, the women love it.

Website wrote:Your score: 451 keys per minute ~ 90 words per minute
Language/mode: en
Ranking: Very fast.
Comparison: 7% of 29898 registered TyperA users using this language have typed a better result; 93% have a lower or equal result.

You typed: Better, probably, because you haven't had four beers. The man, in tears, confronts his son. YOur society will be sought by people of taste and refinement. For instance, my grandmother used to say, The black cat is always the last one off the fence. the subject engaging them was she. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Location above or across a specified position. I waited and waited and when no message came I knew it must be from you. It's a naive, domestic operating system without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption. I don't think that the Chruch of Ubizmo is a wonderful place would turn into the Church of Ubizmo is a wonderful place. Let your conscience be your guide. Sorry, computer f

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Postby oggiss on Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:19 pm

bedub1 wrote:The shit I had to type out made absolutely NO sense....so it's really hard to read it and type it out. If it was a paragraph that actually made sense, I bet I would have been faster.....Piano lessons as a child made my fingers fast and agile, and let me tell ya, the women love it.

Website wrote:Your score: 451 keys per minute ~ 90 words per minute
Language/mode: en
Ranking: Very fast.
Comparison: 7% of 29898 registered TyperA users using this language have typed a better result; 93% have a lower or equal result.

You typed: Better, probably, because you haven't had four beers. The man, in tears, confronts his son. YOur society will be sought by people of taste and refinement. For instance, my grandmother used to say, The black cat is always the last one off the fence. the subject engaging them was she. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Location above or across a specified position. I waited and waited and when no message came I knew it must be from you. It's a naive, domestic operating system without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption. I don't think that the Chruch of Ubizmo is a wonderful place would turn into the Church of Ubizmo is a wonderful place. Let your conscience be your guide. Sorry, computer f

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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:39 pm

Game over

Your score: 358 keys per minute ~ 71 words per minute
Language/mode: en
Ranking: That was fast - you can still improve, though.
Comparison: 20% of 29899 registered TyperA users using this language have typed a better result; 80% have a lower or equal result.

You typed: The only way to get rid of a temtation is to yield to it. He then stood aghast as the man stuffed the broken bottle in his mouth, munched broken glass and smacked his lips with relish. Have you seen the well-to-do up and down Park Avenue? What happens if one spreads Blue Bonnet margarine on a Rirz cracker? Feet warm and wet. The Zionist state will dissolve in two weeks time, and its citizens will disperse to various resort communities around the world. Comply with above instructions carefully and compeltely or you may be disqualified from receiving your prize. If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on vacation. Has everyone noticed that all the letters of the word database are typed with the

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Postby Fireside Poet on Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:34 pm

Your score: 476 keys per minute ~ 95 words per minute
Language/mode: en
Ranking: Very fast.
Comparison: 5% of 29902 registered TyperA users using this language have typed a better result; 95% have a lower or equal result.

You typed: She won't give an inch, but she won't say no. But I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss, And he went for his gun, but I pulled mine first, And he sat there lookin' at me, and I saw him smile. God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change, courage to change the things we can, and wisdom to know the difference. Earth is a beta site. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had been created 500 million years ago or earlier, with special attention to its probably effect on the English parliamentary system. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. But at the outer edges, this ekepticism about science easily turns into a kind of naive acceptance of nonscience, o

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Postby bedub1 on Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:55 pm

Damnit FP you beat me!
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Postby Fireside Poet on Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:28 pm

bedub1 wrote:Damnit FP you beat me!


I'll bet my score is better in the morning when I'm not so tired from typing all day. ;)
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Postby lord voldemort on Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:28 pm

nagerous wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
nagerous wrote:Do I sense a hint of jealousy from you, my non-virgin compadre?
Personally, I doubt it.



That would hurt if it was true but no I'm sexually active. :wink:


its true...shes hot too
and she exists

i type this slowly so your mind can keep up
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:29 pm

had a program called microtype in my school

managed to get a 100 words per minute...

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Postby HayesA on Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:39 pm

Your score: 177 keys per minute ~ 35 words per minute
Language/mode: en
Ranking: Not bad!
Comparison: 71% of 29902 registered TyperA users using this language have typed a better result; 29% have a lower or equal result.

ugh, i've gone down since college. D: I used to have double that.
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Postby Fireside Poet on Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:49 pm

Your score: 495 keys per minute ~ 99 words per minute
Language/mode: en
Ranking: Very fast.
Comparison: 4% of 29903 registered TyperA users using this language have typed a better result; 96% have a lower or equal result.

You typed: This historic event became the first documented use of core storage for the saving of registers. A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant. A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost. Break into jail and claim police brutatlity. Those programmers live beyond the physical world. Life would be tolerable but for its amusements. This is Jim Rockford. Blackout, heatwave,. The same clerk hurries over to him and says, Sir, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but your check was returned for insufficient funds. Other operators inlude the California booleansm, AX and NOWAY. Others must fail. The lawyer pulled the drapes, dimmed the lights and asked in a hushed voice, How much do yo

Mistakes: brutatlity.(brutality.), inlude(include), booleansm,(booleans,)

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Postby nagerous on Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:05 pm

This is my drunk attempt:

Your score: 319 keys per minute ~ 63 words per minute
Language/mode: en
Ranking: That was fast - you can still improve, though.
Comparison: 29% of 29905 registered TyperA users using this language have typed a better result; 71% have a lower or equal result.

You typed: I've died and gone to rock and roll heaven. FUN THING or the END of LIFE in Petticoat Junction/a Loses these arguments. They told me I was gullible. Weekends wer emade for programming. I must have a prodigious qwuantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up. Thieves respect propertyl they merey wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it. When it comes to humility;, I'm the greatest. I'm sure that VMS is completely documented, I just haven't found the right manual yet. You and what army? One: State a tautolgoy, then ring the changes on it corollaries; that's philosophy. I'll stay out of animals' way if they'll stay out of mine. People whoa ar

Mistakes: Junction/a(Junction?), wer(were), emade(made), qwuantity(quantity), propertyl(property;), merey(merely), humility;,(humility,), tautolgoy,(tautology,), it(its), whoa(who)

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Postby Hitman079 on Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:07 pm

Your score: 434 keys per minute ~ 86 words per minute
Language/mode: en
Ranking: That was fast - you can still improve, though.
Comparison: 9% of 29905 registered TyperA users using this language have typed a better result; 91% have a lower or equal result.

You typed: The surest sighn that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife. Hardware works best when it matters the least. A real friend isn't someone you use once and then thro away. Well, what do you know, it disintegrated. As you are probably the only person to have heard the news on the radio, be sure to post as soon as you can, In order to dial out, it is necessary to broaden one's dimension. Ap pessisimist is a married optimist. If you think they will change everything and become a free, open society, forget it! Why do you find that funny? She chewed a rare brand of plug called Stuff It which she learned to chew when she was playing Nicaraguan summer ball. I'm having TOO MUCH FUN! Nature never hurries Whenever possible, put peop

Mistakes: sighn(sign), thro(throw), do(you), you(do), can,(can.), Ap(A), pessisimist(pessimist), It(It,), hurries(hurries.), Whenever(Wherever)


I went all out and tried to type as quickly as I could.
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Postby Skittles! on Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:16 pm

Your score: 317 keys per minute ~ 63 words per minute
Language/mode: en
Ranking: That was fast - you can still improve, though.
Comparison: 29% of 29905 registered TyperA users using this language have typed a better result; 71% have a lower or equal result.

You typed: It hitched it waggin' to a star. It is justified because Carl Sagan, The Burden of Skepticism, Skeptical Enquiror, Vol. Who A I to stone the first cast? It is because we are not the person involved. Cu mi povas havi via telelonnumeron? In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. No computer can hangle that kind of stress," explained the mourning sunsite manager, Erik Troan. I'm th eperson your mother warned you about. Computers R Us. Too much is not enough. The batter swang and missed. I'm th person your mother warned you about. Or see them with the greater eye of Palomar, rushing all apart from some common starting point when they were perhaps all

Mistakes: it(its), because(because.), Enquiror,(Enquirer,), A(am), hangle(handle), stress,"(stress,''), th(the), eperson(person), th(the)


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Postby UCAbears on Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:22 pm

I don't think it's any of your business how fast I type.
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Postby oggiss on Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:01 am

Skittles! wrote:Your score: 317 keys per minute ~ 63 words per minute
Language/mode: en
Ranking: That was fast - you can still improve, though.
Comparison: 29% of 29905 registered TyperA users using this language have typed a better result; 71% have a lower or equal result.

You typed: It hitched it waggin' to a star. It is justified because Carl Sagan, The Burden of Skepticism, Skeptical Enquiror, Vol. Who A I to stone the first cast? It is because we are not the person involved. Cu mi povas havi via telelonnumeron? In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. No computer can hangle that kind of stress," explained the mourning sunsite manager, Erik Troan. I'm th eperson your mother warned you about. Computers R Us. Too much is not enough. The batter swang and missed. I'm th person your mother warned you about. Or see them with the greater eye of Palomar, rushing all apart from some common starting point when they were perhaps all

Mistakes: it(its), because(because.), Enquiror,(Enquirer,), A(am), hangle(handle), stress,"(stress,''), th(the), eperson(person), th(the)


Again again!



I expected better from you :(


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