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How many bites does it take you to eat a 6 inch subway sub?

 
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How many bites does it take you to eat a 6 inch subway sub?

Postby RustyMonkey on Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:38 pm

3 bites
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Postby ignotus on Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:39 pm

Don't know...

Maybe three. :?
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Postby DAZMCFC on Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:46 pm

at least 9 or 10, as i have a small mouth and my wife says "i'd be no good as a queer". :roll: :lol:
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Postby ignotus on Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:47 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:at least 9 or 10, as i have a small mouth and my wife says "i'd be no good as a queer". :roll: :lol:


You can always ask hecter for some tips. :wink: :twisted:
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Postby william18 on Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:47 pm

If I want to savor it it'll take me around 13 normal bites. around 5 big bits.
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Postby greenoaks on Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:54 pm

i won't eat anything less than 12 inches.

and their cookies are amazing.
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:14 pm

None. :lol:
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Postby cena-rules on Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:16 pm

1
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Postby Suika on Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:35 pm

Since the smell coming out of the front door gives me a headache, none.
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Postby hecter on Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:44 pm

ignotus wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:at least 9 or 10, as i have a small mouth and my wife says "i'd be no good as a queer". :roll: :lol:


You can always ask hecter for some tips. :wink: :twisted:

Be sure to have your hand on the base of the penis, to limit how much of it can actually go into your mouth. Also, don't do it so that he's lying down and you're between his legs. If he's lying down, go in a more 69 position, to allow the penis to slide in easier. Another tip; hold onto his testicles to make him think twice about any potential throat-clogging thrust.

On topic: 4-6ish.
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Postby Napoleon Ier on Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:57 pm

Subway is revolting. Lau subway.
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Postby Frigidus on Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:20 pm

so...er...how many mouthfuls to a 6-inch "sub", eh? Hm.
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Postby DiM on Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:55 pm

i don't have a gag reflex so i guess i could swallow it whole if properly lubricated.

yes i'm talking about the sub ya pervs. :x
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Postby autoload on Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:59 pm

Maybe 6.
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Postby Neoteny on Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:08 pm

Depends on the sub really. The meatballs sometimes get in the way...
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:35 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:at least 9 or 10, as i have a small mouth and my wife says "i'd be no good as a queer". :roll: :lol:
Ya thats pretty much my reasoning as well as not trying to eat a 6inch sub within 2-3 bites...
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Postby 4 U 2 NV on Sun Mar 09, 2008 5:27 am

10 should be a pretty average number
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Postby lord voldemort on Sun Mar 09, 2008 5:29 am

2 if i try and actually do it least bites and fill my mouth up
4 if i eat properly


as for a cheese burger
i can do that in 1 bite now
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Postby DAZMCFC on Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:55 am

thanks for the tips Hecter, i'll keep it in mind if i ever change. :roll:
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