jihad and the theology of war

by **khazalid** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:45 pm

just kidding suckers. seriously though, if they blow you up its because you deserved it. long live allah!

by **Grooveman2007** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:46 pm

by **Snorri1234** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:50 pm

I didn't want to tell anyone before the big revolution, but I'm totally a muslim.

8-[

by **khazalid** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:53 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:I didn't want to tell anyone before the big revolution, but I'm totally a muslim.

muslim shmuslim. youre a clever guy snorri, religion is dead. just wait until they get their grubby little paws on satnav and microwaves

by **DaGip** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:06 pm

khazalid wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:I didn't want to tell anyone before the big revolution, but I'm totally a muslim.

muslim shmuslim. youre a clever guy snorri, religion is dead. just wait until they get their grubby little paws on satnav and microwaves

Diesel fuel and fertilizer, that's were the real action is baby! Just take a look at what Timothy McVeigh did with that little martini party in Oklahoma City...

by **khazalid** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:17 pm

collateral damage baby, collateral damage.

seriously though.. do something useful with your last years and blow up something deserving. right idea/wrong application - just use ya head. who's with me? i'm thinking hauling cancerous bulge with me to parliament

by **DaGip** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:27 pm

khazalid wrote:collateral damage baby, collateral damage.

seriously though.. do something useful with your last years and blow up something deserving. right idea/wrong application - just use ya head. who's with me? i'm thinking hauling cancerous bulge with me to parliament

Don't you understand that the SuperDuperComputer is analyzing all these threads and makin a profile of all of us? Seriously, I would never consider blowing anything up, unless it was the SuperDuperComputer located somewhere in England. That means a nuclear strike, but how do I get a hold of the uranium? Nigeria is out of the question, as they don't sell uranium anymore. The old Soviet underground is so underground that I don't think I can find it. I believe i will have to resort to just supraheating water in a microwave and placing an ice cold spoon into the cup! That should do the job quite nicely!

by **wicked** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:33 pm

no muslim-bashing. not kidding. :evil:

by **heavycola** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:21 pm

because it was a shame to lock it.

Anyway man, you were saying?

by **khazalid** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:24 pm

hmm...

i'll get back to you tomorrow on theology and terror. im finishing up a paradise lost essay as we speak. the last thread was a little tongue in cheek but we can up the intellectual ante in the morning!

yours excitedly,

mohammed

by **Dancing Mustard** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:24 pm

I think he was making a, sadly misconceived, point about the futility of suicide warfare...

I too am curious to hear more from him on the point. Hopefully this time he won't be arbitrarily silenced.

by **khazalid** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:25 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:I think he was making a, sadly misconceived, point about the futility of suicide warfare...

I too am curious to hear more from him on the point. Hopefully this time he won't be arbitrarily silenced.

wrong again senor condiment!

by **heavycola** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:26 pm

We've been bashing xians here for ages. What's wrong with a little scorn for our muslim brothers and burkaed sisters? It's all a load of bollocks anwyay. What about scientologsts? jehovah's witnesses? amateur baseball umpires? Are these groups all to be ringfenced? Or just the ones that send letterbombs?

by **khazalid** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:26 pm

i'd better expand on that a little actually... personally speaking i find terrorism completely agreeable so long as it can be morally validated. which is to say that if you blow up what i say you should then youre going to heaven.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:26 pm

khazalid wrote:wrong again senor condiment!

Don't blame me. Blame your poor communication skills.

by **heavycola** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:28 pm

khazalid wrote:i'd better expand on that a little actually... personally speaking i find terrorism completely agreeable so long as it can be morally validated. which is to say that if you blow up what i say you should then youre going to heaven.

peter ustinov said 'Terrorism is the war of the poor, and war is the terrorism of the rich'.
And i'm going to heaven anyway because god loves me real hard.

by **khazalid** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:28 pm

my poor communication skills? this is the first time i've seen a full stop splice in active usage.

i could forge a career in linguistics reading you mate

by **khazalid** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:29 pm

seriously.. this is gonna be 2-3k words. now is the time to back out if you've lost those reading glasses : D

by **Dancing Mustard** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:30 pm

Go crazy. Write up a storm, your voice here will not be silenced.

by **khazalid** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:39 pm

troo dat. it might be a little muffled with all you chaps rimming me through the speech though..

by **Dancing Mustard** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:41 pm

Don't get your hopes up... you can't cut your Andrex budget just yet.

by **khazalid** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:43 pm

haha yeah. formal truce it is!

jihad and the theology of war

jihad and the theology of war

continuing khazalid's theology and jihad thread

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