Curmudgeonx wrote:None of you 13-16 year boys have mentioned Philip Roth's Portnoy's Complaint?
I'm going to assume you are implying that I am 13 and thus, here is a big f*ck YOU.
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HungrySomali wrote:Whitley Streiber and James Kunetka's Natures End. Its set in the near future, 2025 I believe. The planet has gone all to hell. Overpopulation, polution famine. Then this Indian scientist, Dr. Singh proposes that everyone on the planet take a pill. One third of these pills is poison. Very interesting premise.
Greg Bear's Darwins Radio. It takes place now. A virus spreads through humanity that makes women automatically pregnant. People are scared of what might be born and all of the pregnant women are quarantined and the babies aborted. Some dont report the pregnancy and thier babies are the next level of human evolution. The hypotheses on the next stage of our evolution are very cool.
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greenoaks wrote:A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking
a great read although i didn't agree with his theory about black holes not being black.
Colossus wrote:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
What a fantastic set of books! I'm rereading them right now, and I am again blown away by how much fun they are. And talk about interesting ideas! Douglas Adams would have been one hell of an addition to the CC forums..
The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by the Babel fish.
Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading theologians claim that this argument isn't worth a pair of fetid dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid from making a fortune with his book Well That About Wraps It Up For God.
Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.
Classic.
Norse wrote:But, alas, you are all cock munching rent boys, with an IQ that would make my local spaco clinic blush.
suggs wrote:greenoaks wrote:A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking
a great read although i didn't agree with his theory about black holes not being black.
Er...bloody hell, then youare a genius. I couldnt understand a word of it.
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