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What Is Your Style For A Hotel Room?

Postby Sackett58 on Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:29 pm

There is a little hotel on the coast of Southern California called the Madonna Inn. It is unique in that all their rooms have a differnet theme.


http://www.madonnainn.com/tour/index.asp
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Postby suggs on Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:35 pm

I've conducted some fairly sordid affairs in Holiday Inns-very impersonal, and everyone else there is either a businessman, or having an affair, so its great.
Your soul dies a bit, of course.

Plus, if she fails to show up (a fifty/fifty in my limited experience) there's some good porn on the TV.

God I'm turning into Alan Partridge.
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Postby Fruitcake on Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:47 pm

suggs said
God I'm turning into Alan Partridge.


LOL...the ultimate self insult.
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Postby Snorri1234 on Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:53 pm

suggs wrote:I've conducted some fairly sordid affairs in Holiday Inns-very impersonal, and everyone else there is either a businessman, or having an affair, so its great.
Your soul dies a bit, of course.

Plus, if she fails to show up (a fifty/fifty in my limited experience) there's some good porn on the TV.

God I'm turning into Alan Partridge.


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Postby Tripitaka on Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:02 pm

No contest, it would have to be the Caveman Room. Then I'd get a chance to lounge around in my leather bikini all day, à la Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C. and then cool off in the rock waterfall shower. :wink:

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Postby greenoaks on Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:04 pm

i don't really have one, the woman always pays for it.
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Postby suggs on Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:18 pm

Tripitaka wrote:No contest, it would have to be the Caveman Room. Then I'd get a chance to lounge around in my leather bikini all day, à la Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C. and then cool off in the rock waterfall shower. :wink:

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Postby Sackett58 on Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:18 pm

[quote="Tripitaka"]No contest, it would have to be the Caveman Room. Then I'd get a chance to lounge around in my leather bikini all day, à la Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C. and then cool off in the rock waterfall shower. :wink:

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You have a leather bikini? :shock:
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Postby hiitsmestevie1 on Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:38 pm

my first choice would be the cave... then love nest.. but i have not checked out the "others" yet,, i plan to when i get home.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:05 pm

I do like the Madonna Suite.
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Postby Snowpepsi on Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:10 pm

It's old.
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Postby Sackett58 on Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:27 pm

Had my Honeymoon there :wink:
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:31 am

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Postby Tripitaka on Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:05 pm

suggs wrote:
Tripitaka wrote:No contest, it would have to be the Caveman Room. Then I'd get a chance to lounge around in my leather bikini all day, à la Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C. and then cool off in the rock waterfall shower. :wink:

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Aww thanks for the offer Suggs, but I already have my very own Captain Caveman :D


Sackett58 wrote:You have a leather bikini? :shock:


As a matter of fact I do! I made it myself when I went as Loana to a B movies fancy dress party...and fortunately for me it turned out to be an unusually warm summer's night! :wink:
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Postby Sackett58 on Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:18 pm

Tripitaka wrote:
suggs wrote:
Tripitaka wrote:No contest, it would have to be the Caveman Room. Then I'd get a chance to lounge around in my leather bikini all day, à la Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C. and then cool off in the rock waterfall shower. :wink:

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Aww thanks for the offer Suggs, but I already have my very own Captain Caveman :D


Sackett58 wrote:You have a leather bikini? :shock:


As a matter of fact I do! I made it myself when I went as Loana to a B movies fancy dress party...and fortunately for me it turned out to be an unusually warm summer's night! :wink:



But if you had a leather bikini and it was warm, wouldn't the bikini be a little to war... :? hmmm :idea: Trippy!!! :shock:
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