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Postby brooksieb on Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:33 am

aint it hilarious
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Postby Frigidus on Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:11 am

Oh, right. I saw that one in the CAD forums before CAD started sucking, it lost the "rofl factor" over time but still clever.
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Postby darvlay on Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:36 am

Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.
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Postby mr. incrediball on Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:43 am

darvlay wrote:Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.


B.E.A-yootiful...
darvlay wrote:Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.
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Postby Jack boot Joey on Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:11 pm

Every time I look at it, I laugh...classic.

Ashame darvlay himself has about as much personality as a broken broom-handle.
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Postby darvlay on Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:31 pm

Jack boot Joey wrote:Every time I look at it, I laugh...classic.

Ashame darvlay himself has about as much personality as a broken broom-handle.


Pffft. I got so much charm it comes out my fucking ears, you pear-shaped faggot. I've been melting pussies longer than you've been jerking off to the smell of your mother's period, which is not unlike the smell of rendering hog fat, by the way.
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Postby btownmeggy on Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:07 pm

darvlay wrote:
Jack boot Joey wrote:Every time I look at it, I laugh...classic.

Ashame darvlay himself has about as much personality as a broken broom-handle.


Pffft. I got so much charm it comes out my fucking ears, you pear-shaped faggot. I've been melting pussies longer than you've been jerking off to the smell of your mother's period, which is not unlike the smell of rendering hog fat, by the way.



Mmm, lard.
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Postby darvlay on Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:12 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
darvlay wrote:
Jack boot Joey wrote:Every time I look at it, I laugh...classic.

Ashame darvlay himself has about as much personality as a broken broom-handle.


Pffft. I got so much charm it comes out my fucking ears, you pear-shaped faggot. I've been melting pussies longer than you've been jerking off to the smell of your mother's period, which is not unlike the smell of rendering hog fat, by the way.



Mmm, lard.


I'm sorry you had to hear that. ;)
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Postby CFT on Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:12 pm

Jack boot Joey wrote:Every time I look at it, I laugh...classic.

Ashame darvlay himself has about as much personality as a broken broom-handle.



I vote no.

Have you ever tried ejaculating into the mouth of an expectant animal?

They have teeth. Trust me...I can't look my pet rabbit in the eye again.

Nor have any children.


This is completely unrealistic. Either two things would happen - the bear's cock-end would be removed in a blood spattered mess, or the fox's mouth would be split, chelsea-smile style, by the huge bear-knob.

Darvlay: Your an idiot.
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