Forcing religion down your throat!

by **2dimes** on Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:49 am

vtmarik wrote:You drink cow, I've always been partial to Almond myself. Drinking Almonds with Jesus, A Treatise on Stuff by Some Guy named VTMarik

Actually if you go back and review I used "too" so I was possibly reffering to cow as my audience ie.cowsharpton, not cow the beverage. Nice try though.

What's cow and Almond? Here that would be like milk and some sort of nut juice, doesn't sound appealing right now.

by **2dimes** on Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:50 am

reverend_kyle wrote:lol, I posted this in the god exists thread to piss jay off not to long ago.. still laughin.

I finally went and looked, not bad.

by **gavin_sidhu** on Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:56 pm

2dimes wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:lol, I posted this in the god exists thread to piss jay off not to long ago.. still laughin.
I finally went and looked, not bad.

u could have been nice enough to post a link..

by **2dimes** on Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:56 am

Here ya lazy.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... start=1215

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... start=1230

Now convert.

by **2dimes** on Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:03 am

Oh and put this on, you have to wear these.

by **2dimes** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:32 am

No, you can't eat those, ever.

by **2dimes** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:27 pm

Stand on one of these while you pray.

by **2dimes** on Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:32 am

All rise for song.

by **terrafirma** on Tue Oct 31, 2006 3:54 pm

2dimes wrote:
vtmarik wrote:You drink cow, I've always been partial to Almond myself. Drinking Almonds with Jesus, A Treatise on Stuff by Some Guy named VTMarik
Actually if you go back and review I used "too" so I was possibly reffering to cow as my audience ie.cowsharpton, not cow the beverage. Nice try though.

What's cow and Almond? Here that would be like milk and some sort of nut juice, doesn't sound appealing right now.

he said nut juice! i like the picture and i wish muslims would listen to reason. no scratch that i wih radical muslims would listen to reason

by **2dimes** on Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:48 am

True but when I said nut juice I meant juice from Almonds as opposed to say testes.

So now I happen to have a job and there are two muslims working with us, possibly the owner of the company is one also, the two I'm working with are allmost completly different.

It's quite interesting, one is fairly devout and the other is a younger guy sort of devout. One likes de-alcolized beer and the other likes Corona. (not sure that's a difference there.)

I'm willing to ask them nearly anything anyone would like to know about.

At any rate I wish Radical people that call them selves Christian
would listen to reason also.

by **Paulicus** on Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:09 am

Like Jehova Witnesses??

by **2dimes** on Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:36 am

I didn't mean cult members specifically.

Now give me money.

by **Paulicus** on Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:36 pm

How's 20cents??

by **Econ2000** on Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:18 pm

by **2dimes** on Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:26 am

Paulicus wrote:How's 20cents??

That'll be fine, keep it coming.

by **2dimes** on Sat Nov 25, 2006 3:22 pm

by **Aradhus** on Sat Nov 25, 2006 3:47 pm

Paulicus wrote:Like Jehova Witnesses??

I was raised a Jehovah's witness...

The scars run deep!! :shock:

by **2dimes** on Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:05 pm

I've met some of those.

They tell me they are the only true christians but Christmas is bad?

I'm just not smart enough to figure that stuff out.

At any rate it's good to hear you can have a birthday now.

We're all about birthdays.

by **vtmarik** on Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:37 pm

2dimes wrote:I've met some of those.

They tell me they are the only true christians but Christmas is bad?

I'm just not smart enough to figure that stuff out.

At any rate it's good to hear you can have a birthday now.

We're all about birthdays.

Basically, they think that celebrating a holiday that has become commercialized gives honor to Jehovah. That's also why they don't pledge to the flag, it's idol worship in their eyes.

by **salvadevinemasse** on Sat Nov 25, 2006 6:56 pm

2dimes wrote:I've met some of those.

They tell me they are the only true christians but Christmas is bad?

I'm just not smart enough to figure that stuff out.

At any rate it's good to hear you can have a birthday now.

We're all about birthdays.

Yeah, I had a friend who married a guy who was very into the religion and they could not do christmas at all so instead what they did is they had a day they made up called gift day that was sorta like their christmas.

Salva-

by **Stopper** on Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:12 pm

vtmarik wrote:
2dimes wrote:I've met some of those.

They tell me they are the only true christians but Christmas is bad?

I'm just not smart enough to figure that stuff out.

At any rate it's good to hear you can have a birthday now.

We're all about birthdays.

Basically, they think that celebrating a holiday that has become commercialized gives honor to Jehovah. That's also why they don't pledge to the flag, it's idol worship in their eyes.

I looked at their website once - just out of idle interest: there's a woman at my work who is/was a Jehovah's Witness - as I understand it, they seem to regard Jesus pretty much as what bits of the bible I've read do... I.e. that he is the son of God. Literally. Like some Muslims do. That is, not God himself, just the son of God. In which case, there'd be no reason for a religious Christmas as it stands - God wasn't born that day.

Maybe Aradhus might make it clearer - it'd be therapy for him/her...

by **Stopper** on Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:16 pm

salvadevinemasse wrote:Yeah, I had a friend who married a guy who was very into the religion and they could not do christmas at all so instead what they did is they had a day they made up called gift day that was sorta like their christmas.

Salva-

Well, I've never objected to Christmas myself, and I'd be surprised if any other atheists/whatever religionists did either - because it's just a pagan festival these days. I've always thought we in Britain and probably most of the northern hemisphere need one at this time of year - it's always cold and pitch dark!

by **Aradhus** on Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:15 pm

Stopper wrote:
I looked at their website once - just out of idle interest: there's a woman at my work who is/was a Jehovah's Witness - as I understand it, they seem to regard Jesus pretty much as what bits of the bible I've read do... I.e. that he is the son of God. Literally. Like some Muslims do. That is, not God himself, just the son of God. In which case, there'd be no reason for a religious Christmas as it stands - God wasn't born that day.

Maybe Aradhus might make it clearer - it'd be therapy for him/her...

Him. Ugh, honestly I generally forget bullshit. Jesus is the son of god. JW's totally reject the trinity, hell, and most other Catholic doctrines. Jesus wasn't actually born on december 25th was he? I'm fairly certain the bible suggests that Jesus was born around the time of harvest, which wouldn't be december.

by **mr. incrediball** on Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:27 pm

Don't join 2dimes' religion! join my religion! we'll have christmas tomorrow!

by **salvadevinemasse** on Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:03 pm

Stopper wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:Yeah, I had a friend who married a guy who was very into the religion and they could not do christmas at all so instead what they did is they had a day they made up called gift day that was sorta like their christmas.

Salva-

Well, I've never objected to Christmas myself, and I'd be surprised if any other atheists/whatever religionists did either - because it's just a pagan festival these days. I've always thought we in Britain and probably most of the northern hemisphere need one at this time of year - it's always cold and pitch dark!

true very true and well said Stopper

salva-

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