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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:46 am

Dariune wrote:Why the long face dude?
Not mentioned yet.
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Postby Dariune on Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:49 am

Im sure you will be. I dont know you well enough to make an educated comment on your imagined job but i will go for ...

MTG - Martial artist, tracker, and soldier. Just from the little i know about you :)
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:50 am

Dariune wrote:Im sure you will be. I dont know you well enough to make an educated comment on your imagined job but i will go for ...

MTG - Martial artist, tracker, and soldier. Just from the little i know about you :)
That works. :D
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Postby Dariune on Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:52 am

Good stuff 8)
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Postby happy2seeyou on Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:52 am

I think Clapper would bake cookies wearing tall boots.
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:52 am

ignotus wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:no one has mentioned me yet. or norse.


how about ambassador in Mexico for you?

And I mentioned Norse! :roll:


ambasador/spy/ soldier and u got it!
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Postby heavycola on Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:52 am

There, as here, I would be the shadowy puppet master, granting you all the illusion of 'free will' and 'happiness' while manipulating you and your fates to my own secretive and nefarious ends.

I may, however, permit some of you to join my harem.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:53 am

heavycola wrote:There, as here, I would be the shadowy puppet master, granting you all the illusion of 'free will' and 'happiness' while manipulating you and your fates to my own secretive and nefarious ends.

I may, however, permit some of you to join my harem.
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Postby Dariune on Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:54 am

I think Clapper would either be a female pimp or a dominatrix or a ...baker. :)

H2SU I think would either be a founder of our national religion, or a maginzine editor :)
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:02 pm

I've frequently wondered about this scenario... although I usually don't get much past this dialogue:

Me: Hmmm, so we sure were lucky to avoid death in that plane-crash huh?
Random Dude: Yeah, we sure were...
Me: So, where are you from?
Random Dude: Some place in America
Me: Look, I'm not coming onto you or anything, but do I recognise your face from somewhere?
Random Dude: Uhh, no?
Me: Right, look, see I'm not being funny or nothing... but have you ever played Risk on the internet?
Random Dude: Yes? I used to play on this one site quite a bit...
Me: Was it called ConquerClub?
Random Dude: How the f*ck did you know that?
Me: Duuuuuuuude. Lost can totally get fucked...

I imagine that if that actually happened then my head would probably just asplode.
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Postby Frigidus on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:04 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:I've frequently wondered about this scenario... although I usually don't get much past this dialogue:

Me: Hmmm, so we sure were lucky to avoid death in that plane-crash huh?
Random Dude: Yeah, we sure were...
Me: So, where are you from?
Random Dude: Some place in America
Me: Look, I'm not coming onto you or anything, but do I recognise your face from somewhere?
Random Dude: Uhh, no?
Me: Right, look, see I'm not being funny or nothing... but have you ever played Risk on the internet?
Random Dude: Yes? I used to play on this one site quite a bit...
Me: Was it called ConquerClub?
Random Dude: How the f*ck did you know that?
Me: Duuuuuuuude. Lost can totally get fucked...

I imagine that if that actually happened then my head would probably just asplode.


That would be trippy. We wouldn't last 27 seconds. Well we would, but in 27 seconds we'd be killing each other.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:05 pm

...then blaming the dice when we lost.
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Re: If our community were real ...?

Postby diddle on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:16 pm

Dariune wrote:Diddle - I reckon diddle (despite his age) might be a barman. He would be a great bloke to talk too. Either that or a scouts leader :P



I think I'd go for Barmen. :lol:
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Postby diddle on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:16 pm

ignotus wrote:diddle - ecological expert


Um.... I don't particurly get that......
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Postby Snowpepsi on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:17 pm

diddle wrote:
ignotus wrote:diddle - ecological expert


Um.... I don't particurly get that......



I get the bartender part. I can see you in that role.
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Postby diddle on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:18 pm

Snowpepsi wrote:
diddle wrote:
ignotus wrote:diddle - ecological expert


Um.... I don't particurly get that......



I get the bartender part. I can see you in that role.


I'd like that.


The ecologist must've been a typo. :lol:
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Postby Snowpepsi on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:21 pm

diddle wrote:
Snowpepsi wrote:
diddle wrote:
ignotus wrote:diddle - ecological expert


Um.... I don't particurly get that......



I get the bartender part. I can see you in that role.


I'd like that.


The ecologist must've been a typo. :lol:



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Postby Dariune on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:22 pm

i dont suppose you have a book on nature for dummies do you?
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:26 pm

0ojakeo0 wrote:
ignotus wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:no one has mentioned me yet. or norse.


how about ambassador in Mexico for you?

And I mentioned Norse! :roll:


ambasador/spy/ soldier and u got it!
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Postby Snowpepsi on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:26 pm

Dariune wrote:i dont suppose you have a book on nature for dummies do you?



I have "Back to Basics." Tells how to build shelters, and fish, and hunt, and garden, and what plants can be eaten. Will that work?
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Postby diddle on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:28 pm

My pubs gonna be a classic style pub. Hope thats allright with everyone!
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Postby ignotus on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:30 pm

0ojakeo0 wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:
ignotus wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:no one has mentioned me yet. or norse.


how about ambassador in Mexico for you?

And I mentioned Norse! :roll:


ambasador/spy/ soldier and u got it!


Fixed! Check it out. :wink:
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Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Postby diddle on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:31 pm

diddle wrote:
ignotus wrote:diddle - ecological expert


Um.... I don't particurly get that......


Please explain this Ignotus :lol:
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Postby Neoteny on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:33 pm

Snowpepsi wrote:Dariune - would be our Martial Arts instructor

Neoteny - would be our botanist

Apey - would have to be our nurse, since she makes everyone feel better


Heh, the extent of my contributions...

"Don't go there! There is a strange viney plant there that might give you a rash!"

I totally slept through botany...
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Postby Snowpepsi on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:33 pm

diddle wrote:
ignotus wrote:diddle - ecological expert


Um.... I don't particurly get that......


Better for Neoteny, our biology expert.
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