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Best Prank ever?

Postby Jamie on Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:43 pm

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Postby Guiscard on Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:49 pm

I once pulled a really funny prank... I used to deliver Pizza and I got an order from some guys who were obviously minding their own business, just sitting around smoking a little pot. Because I'm a vindictive and mindless idiot I thought it would be hilarious to shop them in to the Police for the grave magnitude of their crime. It was very funny, I think you'll agree. Then, I posted the whole thing on CC and, because everyone thought I was a puerile piece of crap for pulling this hilarious prank, I went back and edited my original posts to make out that I'd busted a major Cocaine smuggling ring. Everyone thought that was a hoot, but to go one better I made some blatantly racist remarks and told everyone I was studying for a fake degree to cover up my bigotry. That was pretty funny too, especially when someone e-mailed my supposed tutor who, surprise surprise, had never heard of me! Oh how we laughed...
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Postby mandalorian2298 on Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:55 pm

Best Prank Ever: Hectar convincing Whump that he became a Mod. :lol:
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Postby Skittles! on Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:11 pm

Guiscard, that was a pretty funny prank..
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Postby Napoleon Ier on Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:20 pm

Guiscard wrote:I once pulled a really funny prank... I used to deliver Pizza and I got an order from some guys who were obviously minding their own business, just sitting around smoking a little pot. Because I'm a vindictive and mindless idiot I thought it would be hilarious to shop them in to the Police for the grave magnitude of their crime. It was very funny, I think you'll agree. Then, I posted the whole thing on CC and, because everyone thought I was a puerile piece of crap for pulling this hilarious prank, I went back and edited my original posts to make out that I'd busted a major Cocaine smuggling ring. Everyone thought that was a hoot, but to go one better I made some blatantly racist remarks and told everyone I was studying for a fake degree to cover up my bigotry. That was pretty funny too, especially when someone e-mailed my supposed tutor who, surprise surprise, had never heard of me! Oh how we laughed...


Is this meant to be some form of sardonic irony referencing a member of CC?
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:22 pm

Guiscard wrote:I once pulled a really funny prank... I used to deliver Pizza and I got an order from some guys who were obviously minding their own business, just sitting around smoking a little pot. Because I'm a vindictive and mindless idiot I thought it would be hilarious to shop them in to the Police for the grave magnitude of their crime. It was very funny, I think you'll agree. Then, I posted the whole thing on CC and, because everyone thought I was a puerile piece of crap for pulling this hilarious prank, I went back and edited my original posts to make out that I'd busted a major Cocaine smuggling ring. Everyone thought that was a hoot, but to go one better I made some blatantly racist remarks and told everyone I was studying for a fake degree to cover up my bigotry. That was pretty funny too, especially when someone e-mailed my supposed tutor who, surprise surprise, had never heard of me! Oh how we laughed...

10/10.

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Postby Guiscard on Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:24 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote:
Guiscard wrote:I once pulled a really funny prank... I used to deliver Pizza and I got an order from some guys who were obviously minding their own business, just sitting around smoking a little pot. Because I'm a vindictive and mindless idiot I thought it would be hilarious to shop them in to the Police for the grave magnitude of their crime. It was very funny, I think you'll agree. Then, I posted the whole thing on CC and, because everyone thought I was a puerile piece of crap for pulling this hilarious prank, I went back and edited my original posts to make out that I'd busted a major Cocaine smuggling ring. Everyone thought that was a hoot, but to go one better I made some blatantly racist remarks and told everyone I was studying for a fake degree to cover up my bigotry. That was pretty funny too, especially when someone e-mailed my supposed tutor who, surprise surprise, had never heard of me! Oh how we laughed...


Is this meant to be some form of sardonic irony referencing a member of CC?


Before your time, Nappy.
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Re: Best Prank ever?

Postby oggiss on Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:29 pm

Jamie wrote:Judge for yourself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nKKqPOiJxI



Enjoyable :)
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Postby Napoleon Ier on Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:36 pm

Guiscard wrote:
Napoleon Ier wrote:
Guiscard wrote:I once pulled a really funny prank... I used to deliver Pizza and I got an order from some guys who were obviously minding their own business, just sitting around smoking a little pot. Because I'm a vindictive and mindless idiot I thought it would be hilarious to shop them in to the Police for the grave magnitude of their crime. It was very funny, I think you'll agree. Then, I posted the whole thing on CC and, because everyone thought I was a puerile piece of crap for pulling this hilarious prank, I went back and edited my original posts to make out that I'd busted a major Cocaine smuggling ring. Everyone thought that was a hoot, but to go one better I made some blatantly racist remarks and told everyone I was studying for a fake degree to cover up my bigotry. That was pretty funny too, especially when someone e-mailed my supposed tutor who, surprise surprise, had never heard of me! Oh how we laughed...


Is this meant to be some form of sardonic irony referencing a member of CC?


Before your time, Nappy.


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Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:37 pm

Basically, Jamie did all of the things that Guiscard posted... then we all laughed at him for being such an arse.

That's the story. The End.
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Postby Serbia on Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:19 pm

Guiscard wrote:I once pulled a really funny prank... I used to deliver Pizza and I got an order from some guys who were obviously minding their own business, just sitting around smoking a little pot. Because I'm a vindictive and mindless idiot I thought it would be hilarious to shop them in to the Police for the grave magnitude of their crime. It was very funny, I think you'll agree. Then, I posted the whole thing on CC and, because everyone thought I was a puerile piece of crap for pulling this hilarious prank, I went back and edited my original posts to make out that I'd busted a major Cocaine smuggling ring. Everyone thought that was a hoot, but to go one better I made some blatantly racist remarks and told everyone I was studying for a fake degree to cover up my bigotry. That was pretty funny too, especially when someone e-mailed my supposed tutor who, surprise surprise, had never heard of me! Oh how we laughed...


Guis, you gave me a good laugh! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby ignotus on Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:25 pm

Jamie McFake Vs. Inspector Guiscard

Good title for a cheap novel. :wink:
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Postby Lanceyboyuk on Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:30 pm

A well known member of this site having a run in with the police at a libary!
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Postby hiitsmestevie1 on Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:41 pm

i have a family full of pranksters. but i think the worst was katsup packets uner the little prongs on a toilet seat .. (so when someone sits down ,the katsup squirts out..(onto the walls,and their clothing.) hard for me to explain.. but everyone seems to think it was funny as heck. so my dad had to do one up,and use mustard packets at his work. im sure his employees loved him for that one!
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Postby Iliad on Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:54 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote:
Guiscard wrote:I once pulled a really funny prank... I used to deliver Pizza and I got an order from some guys who were obviously minding their own business, just sitting around smoking a little pot. Because I'm a vindictive and mindless idiot I thought it would be hilarious to shop them in to the Police for the grave magnitude of their crime. It was very funny, I think you'll agree. Then, I posted the whole thing on CC and, because everyone thought I was a puerile piece of crap for pulling this hilarious prank, I went back and edited my original posts to make out that I'd busted a major Cocaine smuggling ring. Everyone thought that was a hoot, but to go one better I made some blatantly racist remarks and told everyone I was studying for a fake degree to cover up my bigotry. That was pretty funny too, especially when someone e-mailed my supposed tutor who, surprise surprise, had never heard of me! Oh how we laughed...


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Postby luns101 on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:11 am

Guiscard wrote:I once pulled a really funny prank... I used to deliver Pizza and I got an order from some guys who were obviously minding their own business, just sitting around smoking a little pot. Because I'm a vindictive and mindless idiot I thought it would be hilarious to shop them in to the Police for the grave magnitude of their crime. It was very funny, I think you'll agree. Then, I posted the whole thing on CC and, because everyone thought I was a puerile piece of crap for pulling this hilarious prank, I went back and edited my original posts to make out that I'd busted a major Cocaine smuggling ring. Everyone thought that was a hoot, but to go one better I made some blatantly racist remarks and told everyone I was studying for a fake degree to cover up my bigotry. That was pretty funny too, especially when someone e-mailed my supposed tutor who, surprise surprise, had never heard of me! Oh how we laughed...


That was hilarious, Guis. The sad part is that I've been here long enough to actually know what you're talking about.
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Postby UnderSeage on Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:39 am

the best prank ever is not this crap. its when you are hitting it from behind and you ask her to turn over so you can go in the front door and instead you blast off one in her eyes...its very important the eyes must be covered...this is the best/sickest/most horrible prank anyone has probably said on CC. and if not i got plenty more
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Postby comic boy on Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:47 am

Strange that Jamie has not responded :lol:
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Postby heavycola on Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:30 am

Guiscard wrote:I once pulled a really funny prank... I used to deliver Pizza and I got an order from some guys who were obviously minding their own business, just sitting around smoking a little pot. Because I'm a vindictive and mindless idiot I thought it would be hilarious to shop them in to the Police for the grave magnitude of their crime. It was very funny, I think you'll agree. Then, I posted the whole thing on CC and, because everyone thought I was a puerile piece of crap for pulling this hilarious prank, I went back and edited my original posts to make out that I'd busted a major Cocaine smuggling ring. Everyone thought that was a hoot, but to go one better I made some blatantly racist remarks and told everyone I was studying for a fake degree to cover up my bigotry. That was pretty funny too, especially when someone e-mailed my supposed tutor who, surprise surprise, had never heard of me! Oh how we laughed...


Yes. Best prank ever. By a mile. May its memory never be extinguished.
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Postby Plutoman on Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:37 am

Guiscard wrote:I once pulled a really funny prank... I used to deliver Pizza and I got an order from some guys who were obviously minding their own business, just sitting around smoking a little pot. Because I'm a vindictive and mindless idiot I thought it would be hilarious to shop them in to the Police for the grave magnitude of their crime. It was very funny, I think you'll agree. Then, I posted the whole thing on CC and, because everyone thought I was a puerile piece of crap for pulling this hilarious prank, I went back and edited my original posts to make out that I'd busted a major Cocaine smuggling ring. Everyone thought that was a hoot, but to go one better I made some blatantly racist remarks and told everyone I was studying for a fake degree to cover up my bigotry. That was pretty funny too, especially when someone e-mailed my supposed tutor who, surprise surprise, had never heard of me! Oh how we laughed...


I'm getting the impression that a majority of the population here are drug addicts...
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:59 am

Plutoman wrote:I'm getting the impression that a majority of the population here are drug addicts...

Whoopsie!

Looks like you mispelt 'casual occasional users' as 'addicts'... how embarassing for you.
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Postby jakejake on Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:12 am

this is probably one of the funniest pranks!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnxMd5e-lM0 if you remember 'Beadle', who has recently died :( , well he made this prank on a woman and convinced her that an alien spacecraft has landed in her back yard! and the best bit is...she believed it and offered them a cup of tea, and sang to them!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Plutoman on Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:38 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Plutoman wrote:I'm getting the impression that a majority of the population here are drug addicts...

Whoopsie!

Looks like you mispelt 'casual occasional users' as 'addicts'... how embarassing for you.


I don't see a difference. But arguing against a whole board of them is useless, as you and the rest are not going to get off the addiction due to the words of someone else online.
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Postby The1exile on Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:40 am

Plutoman wrote:I don't see a difference.


Then stop typing 100,000 posts on the subject and think about it.
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