I just lost my virginity.

[DaGip]

I go outside and get my little brother's small-ass bike with one flat tire. I rode it like 2 miles to a 7-11 past drag races and drug deals in the freezing cold. Let me mention it's also like 80% uphill.

Listen to that determination

It's a 2-way trip. The ride home would be 80% downhill.

Yeah, the ride back would have been quick (much like the sex he had).

[nagerous]

f*ck its 6.30pm and I have a presentation to write on why Khrushchev placed missiles in Cuba... why the f*ck am I wasting my time to reading stupid-ass threads like this one.

[InkL0sed]

f*ck its 6.30pm and I have a presentation to write on why Khrushchev placed missiles in Cuba... why the f*ck am I wasting my time to reading stupid-ass threads like this one.

Let me guess. You're addicted to CC.

[wcaclimbing]

f*ck its 6.30pm and I have a presentation to write on why Khrushchev placed missiles in Cuba... why the f*ck am I wasting my time to reading stupid-ass threads like this one.

lol.
same thing happens to me whenever I have an essay to write.
I usually attempt to write it, but then i somehow end up on CC and then its after midnight and I realize I still have to write my essay......

[edwinissweet]

this thread is HUGE

[unriggable]

this thread is HUGE

Somebody's got to explain this joke to me.

[william18]

He chose the Taquito over sex. Mmmmmmmmmmm Taquito.

[Iliad]

this thread is HUGE

it's
this thread is Huge

[got tonkaed]

He chose the Taquito over sex. Mmmmmmmmmmm Taquito.

no the joke is that he left to go get condoms, because that probably would not have happened in that situation.

*this thread from now on should be to come up with other jokes that arent actually the joke to throw off unriggable*

[Snorri1234]

He chose the Taquito over sex. Mmmmmmmmmmm Taquito.

no the joke is that he left to go get condoms, because that probably would not have happened in that situation.

I think the joke is that he had to use his brother's bike with the flat tire but still made it back in 20 minutes.

[SnakeySnakey]

The other night we were making love and she told me to go find something to stick in her asshole. I walked into the kitchen and couldnt find anything that I havent used before. Then I remembered that I had bought a huge bag of skittles the day before but they were still in my car. I went to my car and grabbed the skittles and the beer bong out of the dishwasher. When I returned to my room she was there ready for whatever I had to give her. I slid a good 14 inches of the hose into her asshole and opened up the bag of skittles. I dumped the entire bag of skittles into the funnel and I watched them all go down, every single one out of the 40oz bag. I laughed and snatched the hose out of her ass and got on top of her and made her suck my dick. After a few minutes I stuck it in her vag and fucked the piss out her. She then got on top and rode my dick like a champion. Then out of nowhere she stood up over me and said "taste the rainbow". She opened up her asshole and skittles shot all over my face and chest while I jerked my cock. A few of the skittles got in my mouth but I didnt mind. I began chewing on them when my girlfriend turned around to look at me. There I was looking like I was shot up with a paintball gun with a bad looking taste in my mouth. She asked if the look on my face was because I could taste her poo. I said no, its because they are sour skittles

[Dancing Mustard]

Cawck Mongler... is that you?

[khazalid]

sour skittles are the shit

[Dekloren]

lawl.

[got tonkaed]

i hate it when that happens....these days i always make sure to check twice before i purchase the skittles.

No one likes a sour skittle face.

[unriggable]

Similar encounter, except they were Reese's cups. Don't ask how I got them in.

[RedBullNation]

If I could that would be my sig quote forever.

[wicked]

Keep all your "stories" to one thread snakey. Merged.

[Snorri1234]

i hate it when that happens....these days i always make sure to check twice before i purchase the skittles.

No one likes a sour skittle face.

[Heimdall]

The other night we were making love and she told me to go find something to stick in her asshole. I walked into the kitchen and couldnt find anything that I havent used before. Then I remembered that I had bought a huge bag of skittles the day before but they were still in my car. I went to my car and grabbed the skittles and the beer bong out of the dishwasher. When I returned to my room she was there ready for whatever I had to give her. I slid a good 14 inches of the hose into her asshole and opened up the bag of skittles. I dumped the entire bag of skittles into the funnel and I watched them all go down, every single one out of the 40oz bag. I laughed and snatched the hose out of her ass and got on top of her and made her suck my dick. After a few minutes I stuck it in her vag and fucked the piss out her. She then got on top and rode my dick like a champion. Then out of nowhere she stood up over me and said "taste the rainbow". She opened up her asshole and skittles shot all over my face and chest while I jerked my cock. A few of the skittles got in my mouth but I didnt mind. I began chewing on them when my girlfriend turned around to look at me. There I was looking like I was shot up with a paintball gun with a bad looking taste in my mouth. She asked if the look on my face was because I could taste her poo. I said no, its because they are sour skittles

Isn't this the same as posting porn?

[jnd94]

Losing your virginity then posting about it on a web forum = Pathetic.

[Frigidus]

The other night we were making love and she told me to go find something to stick in her asshole. I walked into the kitchen and couldnt find anything that I havent used before. Then I remembered that I had bought a huge bag of skittles the day before but they were still in my car. I went to my car and grabbed the skittles and the beer bong out of the dishwasher. When I returned to my room she was there ready for whatever I had to give her. I slid a good 14 inches of the hose into her asshole and opened up the bag of skittles. I dumped the entire bag of skittles into the funnel and I watched them all go down, every single one out of the 40oz bag. I laughed and snatched the hose out of her ass and got on top of her and made her suck my dick. After a few minutes I stuck it in her vag and fucked the piss out her. She then got on top and rode my dick like a champion. Then out of nowhere she stood up over me and said "taste the rainbow". She opened up her asshole and skittles shot all over my face and chest while I jerked my cock. A few of the skittles got in my mouth but I didnt mind. I began chewing on them when my girlfriend turned around to look at me. There I was looking like I was shot up with a paintball gun with a bad looking taste in my mouth. She asked if the look on my face was because I could taste her poo. I said no, its because they are sour skittles

Isn't this the same as posting porn?

Except hotter.

[Lucky Se7en]

SnakeySnake reminds me of the fat kid from Super Bad

[Frigidus]

SnakeySnake reminds me of the fat kid from Super Bad

He reminds me of Jesus Christ.

[UnderSeage]

i lost my virginity to a bottle of 151 and a drunken uncle......not so funny now eh?