have you ever been shot before?

[MeDeFe]

I've been shot against all the usual stuff, measles, diphteria, hepatitis, tetanus, meningococcal meningitis, you know.

Or weren't you talking about vaccine shots?

[brooksieb]

bullet wounds

[ignotus]

Thank God, newer!

I have a blood disorder (missing some coagulating factors from time to time) so probably any bullet wound would be tricky for me.

[UCAbears]

I once had the LOVE SHOT BABBY!!

[comic boy]

Wow! The Falklands! I mean... Las Malvinas! I mean... Wow!

British territory so British name please

[happy2seeyou]

My younger brother pissed me off a few times, so I shot him with my BB gun when we were kids.

[sam_levi_11]

yeah cos i iz 50 cent innit bruv. i iz bare hard that iv survived being shot multiple times in my back mate...braaaap. fookin dikhed

no i have never been shot

[UCAbears]

yeah cos i iz 50 cent innit bruv. i iz bare hard that iv survived being shot multiple times in my chest mate...braaaap.

no i have never been shot

it was the back

[reminisco]

yeah cos i iz 50 cent innit bruv. i iz bare hard that iv survived being shot multiple times in my back mate...braaaap. fookin dikhed

no i have never been shot

yo, i dig that slang. i read Operation Certain Death a little while ago, by Damien Lewis... it was a narrative history about the SAS and SBS operation in Sierra Leone in 2000.

he included a lot of dialogue, and spelled stuff the way it sounds, like "fookin dikhead". i also like that you spelled cause as "cos", because alot of people here in the States write "cuz" to mean 'because', but "cuz" is short for 'cousin', and should not be blurred...

the "innit bruv" -- stuff i've heard before, there are similar expressions common to the US, and of course i've heard that slang in british movies and from british friends.

what i don't understand is the "bare hard" -- would you mind explaining that term?

not trying to sound like an idiot. language just fascinates me, especially slang and cultural argots.

[brooksieb]

Wow! The Falklands! I mean... Las Malvinas! I mean... Wow!

i fought in that war to keep it called falklands and not being called "sum unknown island off argentina" please call it by its official name, i lost alot of blood for it being kept called falklands and plz can u respect that

[brooksieb]

and lost a friend of mine

[Guiscard]

yeah cos i iz 50 cent innit bruv. i iz bare hard that iv survived being shot multiple times in my back mate...braaaap. fookin dikhed

no i have never been shot

yo, i dig that slang. i read Operation Certain Death a little while ago, by Damien Lewis... it was a narrative history about the SAS and SBS operation in Sierra Leone in 2000.

he included a lot of dialogue, and spelled stuff the way it sounds, like "fookin dikhead". i also like that you spelled cause as "cos", because alot of people here in the States write "cuz" to mean 'because', but "cuz" is short for 'cousin', and should not be blurred...

the "innit bruv" -- stuff i've heard before, there are similar expressions common to the US, and of course i've heard that slang in british movies and from british friends.

what i don't understand is the "bare hard" -- would you mind explaining that term?

not trying to sound like an idiot. language just fascinates me, especially slang and cultural argots.

The first section is imitating the language of 50 Cent, but sort of using the language of working class British young people. A weird semantic choice really... 'Bare' means 'very'.

[Stymie]

My younger brother pissed me off a few times, so I shot him with my BB gun when we were kids.

Did you get a whooping for shooting him?

[happy2seeyou]

My younger brother pissed me off a few times, so I shot him with my BB gun when we were kids.

Did you get a whooping for shooting him?

haha, no. He knew better than to tell on me. He was younger and much smaller back then. He would have gotten beat up more. Now he is much larger than me and could lift me up with one arm.... I wouldn't shoot him now unless I had a good head start on running.

[tiberiusaquila]

My younger brother pissed me off a few times, so I shot him with my BB gun when we were kids.

Whatta woman! Wow!

[sam_levi_11]

yeah cos i iz 50 cent innit bruv. i iz bare hard that iv survived being shot multiple times in my back mate...braaaap. fookin dikhed

no i have never been shot

he included a lot of dialogue, and spelled stuff the way it sounds, like "fookin dikhead". i also like that you spelled cause as "cos", because alot of people here in the States write "cuz" to mean 'because', but "cuz" is short for 'cousin', and should not be blurred...

the "innit bruv" -- stuff i've heard before, there are similar expressions common to the US, and of course i've heard that slang in british movies and from british friends.

what i don't understand is the "bare hard" -- would you mind explaining that term?

not trying to sound like an idiot. language just fascinates me, especially slang and cultural argots.

The first section is imitating the language of 50 Cent, but sort of using the language of working class British young people. A weird semantic choice really... 'Bare' means 'very'.

basically im immitating chav language. look up chav on wikipedia

[Stymie]

My younger brother pissed me off a few times, so I shot him with my BB gun when we were kids.

Did you get a whooping for shooting him?

haha, no. He knew better than to tell on me. He was younger and much smaller back then. He would have gotten beat up more. Now he is much larger than me and could lift me up with one arm.... I wouldn't shoot him now unless I had a good head start on running.

Mine didn't tell on me either. My dad walked out of the house and saw me with the gun and knew something was up. I knew better than to lie to him. Because if I did lie the whooping would of been much worse.

[caliboi2009]

i shot myself with a bb gun also i was like 50 feet from a drive by shooting