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White people love Arrested Development

Postby SnakeySnakey on Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:23 pm

Even though most white people prefer to say that they don’t watch television, one thing they agree on is that Arrested Development was the best show on TV. They love it so much!

The love it for a number of reasons. Firstly, since the show was canceled before it jumped the shark, it’s effectively like a rocker that dies at 27. Also, the show got terrible ratings, meaning that it wasn’t ‘mainstream,’ which makes white people love it unilaterally. Other examples of shows like this are Twin Peaks and The Ben Stiller Show.

They also love it because there are a few references to white popular culture, and if there is one thing that white people love, it’s cultural references that they understand (see Garden State, The Onion, and Juno for examples).

If you are ever a white person’s house, and you see an orange box in their DVD collection, you should say “oh, you have Arrested Development, I love that show!” To which you will be offered a glass of wine, and perhaps an invitation to 80s night.

Also of note: the hip hop group Arrested Development is also loved by white people.
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Re: White people love Arrested Development

Postby hecter on Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:25 pm

SnakeySnakey wrote:Even though most white people prefer to say that they don’t watch television, one thing they agree on is that Arrested Development was the best show on TV. They love it so much!

The love it for a number of reasons. Firstly, since the show was canceled before it jumped the shark, it’s effectively like a rocker that dies at 27. Also, the show got terrible ratings, meaning that it wasn’t ‘mainstream,’ which makes white people love it unilaterally. Other examples of shows like this are Twin Peaks and The Ben Stiller Show.

They also love it because there are a few references to white popular culture, and if there is one thing that white people love, it’s cultural references that they understand (see Garden State, The Onion, and Juno for examples).

If you are ever a white person’s house, and you see an orange box in their DVD collection, you should say “oh, you have Arrested Development, I love that show!” To which you will be offered a glass of wine, and perhaps an invitation to 80s night.

Also of note: the hip hop group Arrested Development is also loved by white people.

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Postby apey on Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:26 pm

I hated that show and sienfield

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Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:28 pm

Never watched it and yes I am white.
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Re: White people love Arrested Development

Postby InkL0sed on Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:28 pm

hecter wrote:
SnakeySnakey wrote:Even though most white people prefer to say that they don’t watch television, one thing they agree on is that Arrested Development was the best show on TV. They love it so much!

The love it for a number of reasons. Firstly, since the show was canceled before it jumped the shark, it’s effectively like a rocker that dies at 27. Also, the show got terrible ratings, meaning that it wasn’t ‘mainstream,’ which makes white people love it unilaterally. Other examples of shows like this are Twin Peaks and The Ben Stiller Show.

They also love it because there are a few references to white popular culture, and if there is one thing that white people love, it’s cultural references that they understand (see Garden State, The Onion, and Juno for examples).

If you are ever a white person’s house, and you see an orange box in their DVD collection, you should say “oh, you have Arrested Development, I love that show!” To which you will be offered a glass of wine, and perhaps an invitation to 80s night.

Also of note: the hip hop group Arrested Development is also loved by white people.

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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:31 pm

Ahh...Arrested Development was a greattttt show.
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Postby apey on Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:34 pm

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Postby luns101 on Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:35 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Never watched it and yes I am white.


Then you're either not really white or lying about never having watched it. Please go back and read the title of this thread. :wink:
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:36 pm

luns101 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Never watched it and yes I am white.


Then you're either not really white or lying about never having watched it. Please go back and read the title of this thread. :wink:
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:37 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
luns101 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Never watched it and yes I am white.


Then you're either not really white or lying about never having watched it. Please go back and read the title of this thread. :wink:
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Postby InkL0sed on Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:39 pm

Well, the world isn't fair. I mean, makes sense.
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Postby luns101 on Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:42 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
luns101 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Never watched it and yes I am white.


Then you're either not really white or lying about never having watched it. Please go back and read the title of this thread. :wink:
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Postby riggable on Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:04 am

I'm, err, not white, and I like arrested development. In fact, i'm watching it RIGHT NOW.
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Postby hecter on Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:16 am

riggable wrote:I'm, err, not white, and I like arrested development. In fact, i'm watching it RIGHT NOW.

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Postby Frigidus on Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:28 am

luns101 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
luns101 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Never watched it and yes I am white.


Then you're either not really white or lying about never having watched it. Please go back and read the title of this thread. :wink:
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Postby Iliad on Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:12 am

so much generalization. My head hurts
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:29 am

riggable wrote:I'm, err, not white, and I like arrested development. In fact, i'm watching it RIGHT NOW.

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Postby heavycola on Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:02 am

OP, when you copy and paste from other people's sites you should acknowledge them at least.
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Postby Guiscard on Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:16 am

To preserve my right to call people Racist (capital R) when they make similar generalisations about non-white people, I feel it is my duty to throw the R Bomb in here (just for effect, of course). Racist!

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Postby btownmeggy on Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:52 am

heavycola wrote:OP, when you copy and paste from other people's sites you should acknowledge them at least.
I'm heavycola and I endorse this message.


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