3 Rules Regarding Women

[Skoffin]

You got to be careful Suggs. Some women mean it when they say they don't want flowers, whereas some mean the opposite Think of it as russian roulette, so you better make the right choice.

Wife sent these to me at work the other day.

9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

I think these are the only ones that apply to me but not quite in the same way. Heyy I have things in common with other women after all. <<

[clapper011]

shave them.

[Mjinga]

shave them.

[suggs]

You got to be careful Suggs. Some women mean it when they say they don't want flowers, whereas some mean the opposite Think of it as russian roulette, so you better make the right choice.

Women as Russian roulette I couldn't agree more.

[Harijan]

yeah, I did a double take at the "shave them" thing too.

You are definitely going to the wrong place to meet women.

[Dekloren]

9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB

[timmytuttut88]

9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB

ban him already!

[InkL0sed]

I can't seem to shake the habit of liking women. Should I see a doctor?

[got tonkaed]

I can't seem to shake the habit of liking women. Should I see a doctor?

rather tangentially....

in one of my classes that deals with things feminine, cause thats what i do as a namby pamby sociology major, there was a questionare that they often give to homosexuals in more conservative areas who they are seeking to "cure". It was rather interesting when they flipped the questionaire around to heterosexuals.

It asked interesting questions like, do you think your heterosexuality is a phase? Do you plan on growing out of your attraction for the opposite sex?

So maybe you should see a doctor and check those things out.

[suggs]

I can't seem to shake the habit of liking women. Should I see a doctor?

An undertaker-they'll kill you in the end.

[the_fatty]

Remisco, i give you credit for this thread. A nice topic.

IMPORTANT RULE: dont ask out the girl that is basically your best friend. Yes or No, your friendship will be killed in the end. (learned from experience )

[InkL0sed]

Remisco, i give you credit for this thread. A nice topic.

IMPORTANT RULE: dont ask out the girl that is basically your best friend. Yes or No, your friendship will be killed in the end. (learned from experience )

In an odd twist to that storyline, my first girlfriend ended up being that girl who is basically my best friend.

InkL0sed wrote:
I can't seem to shake the habit of liking women. Should I see a doctor?


rather tangentially....

in one of my classes that deals with things feminine, cause thats what i do as a namby pamby sociology major, there was a questionare that they often give to homosexuals in more conservative areas who they are seeking to "cure". It was rather interesting when they flipped the questionaire around to heterosexuals.

It asked interesting questions like, do you think your heterosexuality is a phase? Do you plan on growing out of your attraction for the opposite sex?

So maybe you should see a doctor and check those things out.

OK, I'm obviously not growing out of this phase. I'll just get a prescription or something.

[the_fatty]

Remisco, i give you credit for this thread. A nice topic.

IMPORTANT RULE: dont ask out the girl that is basically your best friend. Yes or No, your friendship will be killed in the end. (learned from experience )

In an odd twist to that storyline, my first girlfriend ended up being that girl who is basically my best friend.

Same for me, but when she had to go...well, she still ignores me today.

The girl that was mt best friend and i got rejected by, on the other hand, were actually still good friends.

[InkL0sed]

Remisco, i give you credit for this thread. A nice topic.

IMPORTANT RULE: dont ask out the girl that is basically your best friend. Yes or No, your friendship will be killed in the end. (learned from experience )

In an odd twist to that storyline, my first girlfriend ended up being that girl who is basically my best friend.

Same for me, but when she had to go...well, she still ignores me today.

The girl that was mt best friend and i got rejected by, on the other hand, were actually still good friends.

I meant after we dated, hence the odd twist.

[the_fatty]

Remisco, i give you credit for this thread. A nice topic.

IMPORTANT RULE: dont ask out the girl that is basically your best friend. Yes or No, your friendship will be killed in the end. (learned from experience )

In an odd twist to that storyline, my first girlfriend ended up being that girl who is basically my best friend.

Same for me, but when she had to go...well, she still ignores me today.

The girl that was mt best friend and i got rejected by, on the other hand, were actually still good friends.

I meant after we dated, hence the odd twist.

Oh, well thats pretty good.

[muy_thaiguy]

Remisco, i give you credit for this thread. A nice topic.

IMPORTANT RULE: dont ask out the girl that is basically your best friend. Yes or No, your friendship will be killed in the end. (learned from experience )

In an odd twist to that storyline, my first girlfriend ended up being that girl who is basically my best friend.

Same for me, but when she had to go...well, she still ignores me today.

The girl that was mt best friend and i got rejected by, on the other hand, were actually still good friends.

I meant after we dated, hence the odd twist.

Oh, well thats pretty good.

Indeed, because usually those things end with a sort of tension.

[InkL0sed]

I guess one way or the other, the girls just can't resist me

[apey]

[brooksieb]

well at lest u don't expect to get laid

i have, 46 years of experience does the trick

[Curmudgeonx]

I am surprised that no one has repeated the adage:

If its got tits or tires, its nothing but trouble

[Harijan]

I guess one way or the other, the girls just can't resist me

Thats hard to do when your the one holding the gun screaming "GET IN THE CAR!!"