Everyone has their fair share of stories and jokes right? Well I thought it'd be fun to get some people to post real life stories, fictional ones, jokes and all that funny stuff! If you are telling a story that you got from a book or took it from something of the sort, tell us where you got it!

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Format is:
"Joke Title" (if it has one) underlined
"joke body"
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and thats it.. some format, eh?
Otherwise, let the laughter begin, and post away!
One for starters...
On the Way to Prison
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail."
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these."
The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"
He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."
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I hope we have our fair share of laughs...
