DEAR MOD, CAN YOU LOCK THIS PLEASE?

by **DaGip** on Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:42 pm

I like this post from the thread that apparently got him permabanned:

Norse wrote:transmogrify: to change in appearance or form, esp. strangely or grotesquely; transform.

I figured since it was the first time in all of my CC history that I actually had to look up the definition of a word, others would appreciate as well.

Is this an appropriate use in a sentence:

"Billy's she-male transmogrified into a fetid-breathed Sasquatch during the full moon."

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by **Guiscard** on Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:01 pm

How's the boycott going?

by **Neoteny** on Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:02 pm

Guiscard wrote:How's the boycott going?

Day 11: No progress.

by **DaGip** on Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:47 pm

Guiscard wrote:How's the boycott going?

KFC will surely rue the day!

by **suggs** on Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:39 pm

Now, this was a Flame, but I've edited it to protect the innocent, so I'm hoping thats ok with the Mods.

What style the man had:

Norse wrote:OK, let's play the game zzzzrri.

WIBBLE wrote:BECAUSE YOUR FLAMES FUCKING SUCK!
Isn't it a little strange that the only flames I've picked apart are yours and bk's? Doesn't that tell your raisin-like brain something?

Your flames suck

This, I would probably give a 1/10 for, since it is an obvious attempt to be a high-school american teenager, with very little imagination and substance. This pretty much wraps up your personality in a neat little nutshell.

Raisin-like brain

3/10 for this one, getting slightly better. I gave you an extra mark for the scientific content (ie. raisins are very small, you were implying that I had a very small brain). Still, something that wouldn't go a-miss as a nursery insult. Maybe suggesting to me that your intellect has not surpassed this level.

Isn't it a little strange that the only flames I've picked apart are yours and bk's?

Well actually no, since that little bee in your bonnet has this pent up frustration, brought about by being constantly put down by the likes of myself and BK...As mentioned numerous times before, you have nothing well-thought to offer, and keep droning on, monotonously along the same lines.

"LOL U R GAY! AND LEIBERAL! AND GAY! AND GAY! AND I AM NOT! CUZ I SAID U WERE GAY FIRST!!!11"*
You can't seriously expect anyone to answer that with a generic insult like shitforbrains or anal-dumpster monkey? I'm trying to make it painfully clear to you that you suck so bad you make even the worst hooker look good. Your routine consists of the same lame jokes repeated over and over again so that your pathethic little mind might someday believe they're funny.
Can you even read? Or do you just replace all the dificult words with mental pictures of fluffy bunnies?

*calling other people girls is under consideration for inclusion here.

Ouch...there's that Sucky suckster high school dig again.

I'm trying to make it painfully clear to you that you suck so bad you make even the worst hooker look good.

hmmmmm...1/10 again. The reason being, that not only is it really uncool to use this shit-for-brains "suck" insult, but here you have used it for the second time.. my word, do you not also criticise me in the same paragraph about me using the same "generic" lines?

The irony is quite remarkable

Plus, what in the sweet, sweet name of freya does this have to do with Hookers...and making them look good? The boat is sinking zzzzzrri.

Can you even read? Or do you just replace all the dificult words with mental pictures of fluffy bunnies?

Oh my....that's got to hurt. So I am being accused of being unable to read "dificult" words now....How very, very marvelous. I cannot quite grasp how you manage to show your face around here....surely one would make sure that their spelling and punctuation was perfect, when critising others....astonishing.

What do you mean leeching? Responding to what other people say instead of posting stuff straight out of your little fantasy world isn't leeching, it's called remaining coherent.

No, what one means in this sense of leeching, that instead of offering anything new to any conversation, you simply grasp onto what other people write, and give a fucking book-report on it...

Spouting random bullshit doesn't improve your "manliness", sweetcheeks. It just makes you look like an idiot.
It doesn't take any creativity to make shit up, you digusting ball of spittle. I can go describe how you sit at your desk each night masturbating to tranny-porn while you shove a dildo up your ass, but IT ISN'T FUNNY!

Try to read this post, baby. Don't just respond to what you think it says cuz you can't understand all the difficult words in it.

Spouting random bullshit doesn't improve your "manliness", sweetcheeks. It just makes you look like an idiot.

Agreed. But when "spouting off" well educated, intuitive, factual and logical assessments, one looks very well informed of the situation. Thus getting better jobs, having more cash, having nicer shit, and getting girls with larger mammary glands....Turning me from a logical, incisive bloke, into a studly, manly bloke...it's quite simple.

It doesn't take any creativity to make shit up, you digusting ball of spittle.

hmmmmm 3/10 for this one. Maybe it could be improved by some melodramatic nouns, to induce an even more savage insult, other than "disguisting" which is a little lame, to be honest. Spittle is a fairly decent one though...see, I'm helping you to become more creative.

I can go describe how you sit at your desk each night masturbating to tranny-porn while you shove a dildo up your ass, but IT ISN'T FUNNY

You're correct here as well....but then again, you came up with that phrase, which maybe goes to show that you are not funny.

Anyhow, look forward to your next attempt, zzzzzrri

by **hulmey** on Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:18 pm

I didnt know why Norse was banned but he did tell me so over msn. Just clicked on the link's wicked provided in this thread. I thought i would read some real racist posts, but they were very tame.

All norse said was white men were/are supreme. Is he wrong? Think CC got it wrong this time. Can i join you guiys in the Free Norse Campign?

by **DaGip** on Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:49 pm

hulmey wrote:I didnt know why Norse was banned but he did tell me so over msn. Just clicked on the link's wicked provided in this thread. I thought i would read some real racist posts, but they were very tame.

All norse said was white men were/are supreme. Is he wrong? Think CC got it wrong this time. Can i join you guiys in the Free Norse Campign?

You may join us, good sir! We need to show support on this subject, less the same fate may arise amidst us all!

FREE NORSE!

by **hulmey** on Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:21 am

Please pm me a free Norse Avatar and also details of your stragey to get him back

by **got tonkaed** on Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:26 am

though i am certainly you will get the clever avatar...i think you will be unsatisfied as to their "plan" to get the man back. This is because in as far as i have observed there actually isnt one. not that it would necessarily matter if they did.

by **Guiscard** on Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:11 am

hulmey wrote:All norse said was white men were/are supreme. Is he wrong?

Yes.

by **DaGip** on Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:33 pm

got tonkaed wrote:though i am certainly you will get the clever avatar...i think you will be unsatisfied as to their "plan" to get the man back. This is because in as far as i have observed there actually isnt one. not that it would necessarily matter if they did.

You are wrong, there is a plan...pitchforks and torches are involved, and then we must breach the walls of utter shite and ignorance! Under the cover of darkeness we have placed our commando hordes, waiting for the precise moment to strike! Then...at the break of dawn will the world hear from one unified voice:

FREE NORSE! FREE NORSE! FREE NORSE!

by **DaGip** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:06 am

Free Norse!

by **Beastly** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:17 am

I just got a e-mail from Norse...

He explained many things (funny of course) He said he is driving a Gatorade car in this upcoming Race. He said he would give a shout out to his CC friends. So watch for him.

by **suggs** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:39 am

If anyone has got a plan to free Norse, I'd like to hear it.
The best I've come up with is sticking a sedative in Wicked's drink.
But actually thats got nothing to do with Norse, and an awful lot to do with my libido.

Still, its a start.
Free Norse, before the world unleashes its wrath....

by **Dancing Mustard** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:54 am

I'm hoping that the forum upgrade will be buggy enough to allow him to return to the fold, however briefly.

by **DAZMCFC** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:28 pm

Beastly wrote:I just got a e-mail from Norse...

He explained many things (funny of course) He said he is driving a Gatorade car in this upcoming Race. He said he would give a shout out to his CC friends. So watch for him.

....and what race would this be then.