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My dick is like Jupiter

Postby SnakeySnakey on Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:31 pm

Big.
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Postby Hotdoggie on Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:31 pm

Thanks for that.
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Postby RustyMonkey on Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:31 pm

Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?
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Postby Hotdoggie on Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:32 pm

RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?


Thats brilliant :P
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Postby Plutoman on Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:32 pm

RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?


ROFL!

And I'm still thinking about how you complained about our threads >.>
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Postby soundout9 on Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:33 pm

1, 2, 3

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Postby RustyMonkey on Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:36 pm

I did? I don't remember this <_<.
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:37 pm

My dick is like a Red Giant start infested with hot women.
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Postby Plutoman on Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:38 pm

RustyMonkey wrote:I did? I don't remember this <_<.


Not you specifically, just quite a few CC'ers >.>
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Postby apey on Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:54 pm

I think your ass is alot like jupiter too......gassy



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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:05 pm

apey wrote:I think your ass is alot like jupiter too......gassy



forgive my lame attempts at humor I am high


lol i thought that was funny
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Postby Frigidus on Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:34 pm

Wasn't his first post that AIM conversation? I want whatever it is he's on.
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Postby Lucky Se7en on Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:55 pm

RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?

:lol:
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Postby C4 on Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:56 pm

RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?


Quote of the month!
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Postby iamkoolerthanu on Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:08 pm

C4 wrote:
RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?


Quote of the month!


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Postby Jefreus on Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:10 pm

Has a giant red spot on it?
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Postby hecter on Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:11 pm

Jefreus wrote:Has a giant red spot on it?

Another good one :lol:
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Postby Symmetry on Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:15 pm

Cold and lifeless?
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Postby autoload on Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:35 pm

Big?
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Postby wcaclimbing on Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:56 pm

RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?

=D>
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Postby Frigidus on Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:17 am

Jefreus wrote:Has a giant red spot on it?


I swear...I thought that the hundred thousand miles comment wasn't funny and this one was just weird...then I realized he meant the planet, not the god. #-o

I'm such a freaking nerd. :oops:

Edit: Nice first post
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Postby DaGip on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:12 am

Wow! Mods must be sleeping on this one...I mean this thread, not your Johnson, Mr. SnakeySnake. :?
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:16 am

DaGip wrote:Wow! Mods must be sleeping on this one...I mean this thread, not your Johnson, Mr. SnakeySnake. :?


meh, let them sleep, i enjoyed it :D
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Postby DaGip on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:17 am

Here is a poem I wrote for my freinds suggs and Norse (alas, Norse is no more, it saddens the soul):

My Weiner

When I am alone and in bed,
And I am quite yearning for porn,
I grab the knob o' me head,
And pump it 'til the rise o' the morn.

My weiner stands straight as a missile,
Looking for enemy ships.
I rub me oysters and whistle,
A tune to ascend me lips.

Me eyes they's crossed for Snapper,
Looking deep within me mind,
For images o' Wicked or Clapper,
Stroking me monkey so kind.

Then a strange feeling came 'fore me,
Me body all numb it did go.
The air was full o' bright colours to see,
And it was pleasing from head to toe!

Ah, a good wank job finally came to term!
Me mornin' mission complete!
What do I do with this handful o' sperm?
Hmmm...well, I hadn't yet anything to eat.

Cheers!

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Postby DaGip on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:18 am

-ShadySoul- wrote:
DaGip wrote:Wow! Mods must be sleeping on this one...I mean this thread, not your Johnson, Mr. SnakeySnake. :?


meh, let them sleep, i enjoyed it :D


HaHa! You enjoy dick! :P
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