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Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Postby nmhunate on Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:29 pm

Get down! There are spiders in there!
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Postby cena-rules on Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:31 pm

my daddy beats up people
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Postby Snorri1234 on Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:32 pm

Is your daddy a fireman?
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
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Postby suggs on Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:34 pm

He's God.
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:35 pm

My daddy posts on these forums. His username is suggs.
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Postby suggs on Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:37 pm

Come on, not while Dad's at work, son.
Norse wrote:But, alas, you are all cock munching rent boys, with an IQ that would make my local spaco clinic blush.
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Postby apey on Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:37 pm

My daddy got hit by a train
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Postby Minister Masket on Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:38 pm

My father was a War Postman.
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Postby suggs on Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:40 pm

Minister Masket wrote:My father was a War Postman.


You mean, a complete dosser?
Norse wrote:But, alas, you are all cock munching rent boys, with an IQ that would make my local spaco clinic blush.
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Postby ignotus on Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:42 pm

My father is retired. He has a small pig farm and he slaughters his own pigs. :wink:
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I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:44 pm

Where do you work dad, you always talk about poon when I ask you :?
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:56 pm

I don't even know who my dad is you bastard! :evil:
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Re: Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:57 pm

nmhunate wrote:Get down! There are spiders in there!
CHOPPA!
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Postby ignotus on Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:05 pm

heavycola wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Postby btownmeggy on Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:13 pm

ignotus wrote:My father is retired. He has a small pig farm and he slaughters his own pigs. :wink:


My parents have hundreds of chickens. No one in their tiny little town has bought eggs in years, because my parents give them away so freely. BUT they buy their chicken at the grocery store. My nieces who live next door to my parents know the name of each and every one, and cry and holler when my mom suggests that the eggs they eat for breakfast are Henny Penny's babies. Slaughtering is out of the question.

BUT, and this is the upsetting bit, when I was a kid my parents would kill my beloved pet pigs and cows all the time. I'd come home from school and Rose, so fresh and vigorous in the fullness of health, would be missing from the sty.

Oh, the traumatic memories you've stirred in me, ignotus.
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Postby suggs on Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:16 pm

Love a bit of chicken meself-and cutting their heads of is a laugh, of course.
Ideally, just f**ing around with some young chicks, maybe trying stick an egg up their arse is great!
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Postby Fircoal on Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:29 pm

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Postby silvanricky on Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:33 pm

Did anyone else see Mitt Romney get pranked by his son? At least the guy has a sense of humor.

If you haven't seen it yet

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Postby apey on Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:37 pm

that will be a classic :lol:
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Postby Snorri1234 on Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:38 pm

silvanricky wrote:Did anyone else see Mitt Romney get pranked by his son? At least the guy has a sense of humor.

If you haven't seen it yet

Who is your daddy and what does he do


Whahahahah. I love that movie.
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

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Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
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Postby Snowpepsi on Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:05 pm

My daddy is in heaven. :cry:
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Postby Snorri1234 on Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:07 pm

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
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Postby btownmeggy on Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:42 pm

silvanricky wrote:Did anyone else see Mitt Romney get pranked by his son? At least the guy has a sense of humor.

If you haven't seen it yet

Who is your daddy and what does he do


Yeah, it was pretty good.
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:48 pm

I am my own father.
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Postby apey on Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:59 pm

you whore :shock:
:lol: j/k that would be cool
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