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Postby got tonkaed on Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:52 pm

lets pretend everyone has to choose a new religion to practice, or at the very least jump to a different form of their same religion. If you were going to do so, which one and why?

For me i would either be a jainist monk, or a buddist. In a lot of ways i have to imagine there is little to no greater peace than that experienced in some of the forms of both of these practices.
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Postby browng-08 on Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:54 pm

The Soto school of Zen buddhism. I'm reading books about it and may try it out. (though buddhism is more of a philosophy than a religion...)
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Postby got tonkaed on Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:56 pm

browng-08 wrote:The Soto school of Zen buddhism. I'm reading books about it and may try it out. (though buddhism is more of a philosophy than a religion...)


people debate what or what isnt a religion pretty much all the time, its hard to come up with a definitive answer.

Since i rule this thread, you can basically claim anything to be a religion you want. (which will inevitably lead to the end of this thread via spam abuse)
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Postby Neoteny on Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:58 pm

I'd have to go with some form as Buddhism. Or Shinto if someone decides Buddhism isn're religious enough.
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Postby fireedud on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:02 pm

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Postby mandalorian2298 on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:02 pm

I would probably go for some sort of totemism. I like cats.
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Postby browng-08 on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:04 pm

mandalorian2298 wrote:I would probably go for some sort of totemism. I like cats.
Sweet.
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Postby suggs on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:04 pm

Catholicism. Then all my random guilt can be legitmised, plus free wine, plus confess your sins and every thing is ok hurrah.
Plus Catholic girls hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Postby ignotus on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:09 pm

Confucianism
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Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:09 pm

suggs wrote:Catholicism. Then all my random guilt can be legitmised, plus free wine, plus confess your sins and every thing is ok hurrah.
Plus Catholic girls hmmmmmmmmmmmm


Seconded.
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Postby the_fatty on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:14 pm

my english teacher pretends to worship his big toe :roll:
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Postby Norse on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:15 pm

Ásatrú
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Postby hecter on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:16 pm

the_fatty wrote:my english teacher pretends to worship his big toe :roll:

At least he has definitive proof that his big toe exists...
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Postby Frigidus on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:19 pm

Probably the Roman pantheon. The gods did a lot more ass-kicking back then, and all you had to do to get their favor was sacrifice a cow or two. Not to mention that I could win arguments by observing the flight of birds.
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Postby Harijan on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:24 pm

I would worship BK. I mean have you seen that man's gourd?
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Postby browng-08 on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:26 pm

Zen
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Postby Iliad on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:28 pm

Scientology!

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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:31 pm

Either Lutheranism or Orthodox Catholic. The first since nearly half of my family is Lutheran, and I pretty much know it's functions, or Orthodox Catholic since it is pretty close to Roman Catholic (which is what I am, and Suggs has made a poor generalization about it).
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Postby suggs on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:34 pm

Some of my best friends are Catholic :) (actually, i do know a few and they are the soundest christians i know-its the Protestant fundamentalists that wind me up).
But you i generalize, but isnt it true ie guilt, confession etc
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Postby Norse on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:42 pm

LMFAO

I'm sure daz will have a bit to say (or won't, as he stays out of politics/religion) about the protestant fundementalists.
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:01 pm

Mega-atheism
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Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:17 pm

ParadiceCity9 wrote:Mega-atheism
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Postby Jenos Ridan on Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:03 pm

ParadiceCity9 wrote:Mega-atheism


Though I disagree, the band still rock, even after Dave kicked everone out back in 2004 to reform the band later on.

Hopefully, UA won't be the last album.
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Postby InkL0sed on Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:38 pm

I'll create my own religion.
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Postby Gregrios on Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:31 pm

If I had to pick another religion than I would have to pick scientology. The way I look at it is if I am going to throw away all my beliefs and subject myself to hell, I might as well go out with a bang. There's no better way to condemn myself than to subject myself to the beliefs of scientology.

It's a good thing I won't have to worry about because I'll never change my beliefs anyway.
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