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Postby darvlay on Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:29 am

Tom Cruise does.

http://defamer.com/344987/the-tom-cruis ... ntologists

An interview of Tom Cruise by Scientologists, for Scientologists.

All you SPs up there better listen up! As for the rest of my brothers in blue, what are you doing in your org to Keep Scientology Working?

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Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:37 am

I am ofcourse a follower.

My thetanlevel is enormous.
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Postby Harijan on Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:39 am

Ah f*ck. I am totally an SP.

Not so bad really.

And tom is completely fucking nuts.
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Postby Guiscard on Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:39 am

No scientology discussion is complete without this legendary clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL2Df0YEVJE
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Postby Frigidus on Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:07 am

When I first heard about scientology I was honestly terrified. How could anyone be gullible and stupid enough to believe the crap they spout? I mean, I raise an eyebrow at Christianity, but this takes the cake.

Another video everyones seen, but hey, you never know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3QqjTsFKm4
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Postby Fieryo on Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:11 pm

Frigidus wrote:When I first heard about scientology I was honestly terrified. How could anyone be gullible and stupid enough to believe the crap they spout?


Welcome to America.
...where I'm from, we believe all sorts of things that aren't true. We call it -- "history"
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Postby Blitzaholic on Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:34 pm

love is a strong word :lol:
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Postby Gregrios on Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:36 pm

Scientology will go down as one of the most STUPID and PROFITABLE scams in history.
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Postby Coleman on Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:36 pm

Am I a bigot if I want them all to burn simply for being scientologists?

I'd feel like I was doing the gene pool a huge service. Maybe we could just permit them to entertain us but not allow them to care for themselves. We could restart slavery and breed them for entertainment value and kill the boring ones.

Maybe we could teach them not to believe in feckan, I sure don't.
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Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:47 pm

Fieryo wrote:
Frigidus wrote:When I first heard about scientology I was honestly terrified. How could anyone be gullible and stupid enough to believe the crap they spout?


Welcome to America.


First time i heard about Scientology i thought it was a joke, similar to the FSM(only crazier, a lot crazier). Boy was i in for a surprise ...

It almost makes me want to start my own religion, just for the hell of it.
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Postby Frigidus on Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:59 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Fieryo wrote:
Frigidus wrote:When I first heard about scientology I was honestly terrified. How could anyone be gullible and stupid enough to believe the crap they spout?


Welcome to America.


First time i heard about Scientology i thought it was a joke, similar to the FSM(only crazier, a lot crazier). Boy was i in for a surprise ...

It almost makes me want to start my own religion, just for the hell of it.


It's apparently quite lucrative. The only thing I want to know is who the first dupe they convinced was. Logically they were small at one point, so it's not too far of a stretch to picture 2 guys walking up to you, explaining Scientology, and asking you to join up. That person is an embarrassment. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:38 pm

Will Smith loves scientology. One retarded f*ck...
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Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:29 pm

ParadiceCity9 wrote:Will Smith loves scientology. One retarded f*ck...


Will Smith is one too?

Also: Top 10 celebrity scientologists.
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:45 pm

ya he's a new member
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Postby Neoteny on Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:47 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
ParadiceCity9 wrote:Will Smith loves scientology. One retarded f*ck...


Will Smith is one too?

Also: Top 10 celebrity scientologists.


Beck is a scientologist?! Sad day...
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Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:49 pm

Neoteny wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
ParadiceCity9 wrote:Will Smith loves scientology. One retarded f*ck...


Will Smith is one too?

Also: Top 10 celebrity scientologists.


Beck is a scientologist?! Sad day...


Yeah, I'm so disappointed in most of that list. :( Though I like that charles manson is number one.
But Danny Masterson and Jason Lee? Why?!
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:59 pm

So, the nutcase Manson saw Scientology as screwy, yet went on to become one of the most infamous murderers to have ever lived, ironic, in a sick and twisted way...
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Postby MeDeFe on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:28 pm

Manson took over 150 hours of Scientology courses, rejected it as too crazy, and then went on to murder a whole bunch of people.

We're just saying.

I think everyone opposing scientology can rest their case with that statement.
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:33 pm

thought it was funny chef from south park is a scientologist
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Postby unriggable on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:34 pm

I don't think jerry is a scientologist...is that true?
EDIT he's not, wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scientologists
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Postby Iliad on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:45 pm

unriggable wrote:I don't think jerry is a scientologist...is that true?
EDIT he's not, wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scientologists
look under former. He's a former scientologist
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Postby Iliad on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:50 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
unriggable wrote:I don't think jerry is a scientologist...is that true?
EDIT he's not, wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scientologists


He's listed as a former scientologist.
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Oh and Will smith hasn't actually confirmed being a scientologist
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Postby dustn64 on Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:28 pm

Jerry Seinfeld is the only one I am truly upset that is a scientologist.
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Postby heavycola on Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:58 pm

Neoteny wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
ParadiceCity9 wrote:Will Smith loves scientology. One retarded f*ck...


Will Smith is one too?

Also: Top 10 celebrity scientologists.


Beck is a scientologist?! Sad day...


Beck's family were scientologists, to be fair.

Scientology is sad because it underlines the fact that some people will actually believe anything. There is no hope. And Joey Potter used to be so fit. I can never forgive them for that.
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Postby Neoteny on Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:22 pm

heavycola wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
ParadiceCity9 wrote:Will Smith loves scientology. One retarded f*ck...


Will Smith is one too?

Also: Top 10 celebrity scientologists.


Beck is a scientologist?! Sad day...


Beck's family were scientologists, to be fair.

Scientology is sad because it underlines the fact that some people will actually believe anything. There is no hope. And Joey Potter used to be so fit. I can never forgive them for that.


Oh, so he was brainwashed like the rest of us. I guess I can let him off for that, then.
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