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[OnlyAmbrose]

LMFAO.

Radical fundamentalists make me laugh.

Until they start killing people.

[Jenos Ridan]

http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/?OTC-ig

This is by far the most vile and disgusting and ignorant shit I've ever read online. Check it out

Yeah, ok, well done. I can find just as many ridiculous atheist quotes, like "religion is the root of all evil" (televised series on channnel 4 by Dorkins).

well, that isn't quite as stupid. without religion, how many fewer wars would have been fought?

Wars are fought over land and resources. Very few wars have ever been fought over religion, and most of them were started by muslims.

[browng-08]

http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/?OTC-ig

This is by far the most vile and disgusting and ignorant shit I've ever read online. Check it out

Yeah, ok, well done. I can find just as many ridiculous atheist quotes, like "religion is the root of all evil" (televised series on channnel 4 by Dorkins).

well, that isn't quite as stupid. without religion, how many fewer wars would have been fought?

Wars are fought over land and resources. Very few wars have ever been fought over religion, and most of them were started by muslims.

Pffffft... *can't hold it in*

[OnlyAmbrose]

http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/?OTC-ig

This is by far the most vile and disgusting and ignorant shit I've ever read online. Check it out

Yeah, ok, well done. I can find just as many ridiculous atheist quotes, like "religion is the root of all evil" (televised series on channnel 4 by Dorkins).

well, that isn't quite as stupid. without religion, how many fewer wars would have been fought?

Wars are fought over land and resources. Very few wars have ever been fought over religion, and most of them were started by muslims.

30 years war? Crusades? Neither were started by Muslims, and both are some of the largest conflicts in European history. I'm a Christian and proud of it, but that's no reason to distort historical fact.

[Neutrino]

http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/?OTC-ig

This is by far the most vile and disgusting and ignorant shit I've ever read online. Check it out

Yeah, ok, well done. I can find just as many ridiculous atheist quotes, like "religion is the root of all evil" (televised series on channnel 4 by Dorkins).

well, that isn't quite as stupid. without religion, how many fewer wars would have been fought?

Wars are fought over land and resources. Very few wars have ever been fought over religion, and most of them were started by muslims.

30 years war? Crusades? Neither were started by Muslims, and both are some of the largest conflicts in European history. I'm a Christian and proud of it, but that's no reason to distort historical fact.

Jenos seems to have developed some sort of vendetta against Islam. Yes, Islam is a violent religion. However, so was Christianity for much of its life. Try to avoid the double standards.

[muy_thaiguy]

http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/?OTC-ig

This is by far the most vile and disgusting and ignorant shit I've ever read online. Check it out

Yeah, ok, well done. I can find just as many ridiculous atheist quotes, like "religion is the root of all evil" (televised series on channnel 4 by Dorkins).

well, that isn't quite as stupid. without religion, how many fewer wars would have been fought?

Wars are fought over land and resources. Very few wars have ever been fought over religion, and most of them were started by muslims.

30 years war? Crusades? Neither were started by Muslims, and both are some of the largest conflicts in European history. I'm a Christian and proud of it, but that's no reason to distort historical fact.

Ambrose, the First actual crusade was done by the Byzantines in the 7th century I believe, because of the invading Turks/Muslims. And the Crusades, in part, were started by the Turkish Muslims, by their continous attacks against the Byzantines, and thus the Emperor called for help from the Pope. One must also remember that it was the Muslims that stopped the pilgrimages, and it wasn't until Saladin that they were (in part at least) able to continue, so to say that the Crusades are entirely at the fault of Christians isn't true.

[MeDeFe]

I thought this one was pretty rich, too.

[One Christian speaking to another]

You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.

[heavycola]

'Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history.'

...and Pat Robertson wins the 'overstatement of the millenium' award

[Iliad]

There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least.

How true

[Iliad]

I honestly don't care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc.

[Am I in discussion with a human who has a functioning brain?]

What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?

I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.

I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie

You got it backwards.

Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence.

Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales.

[Replying to 'as for not seeing evolution it takes several million years... incase you missed that memo...']

several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years.

Seriously, does anybody ever cry at an Atheist's funeral?

I mean, since Atheists have no value whatsoever as human
beings (they're not even human, but only inhuman animals),
since Atheists are nothing but miserable Liars, Cowards
and Murderers, after all, why would anybody in their
right mind weep over the dead rotting corpse, or bone
chips and ashes (that get mixed together with those of
others from the crematory) of a worthless dead Atheist?

And what epitaph do you engrave on an Atheist's grave
marker? "Here lies the only good Atheist, which is a
dead Atheist". What else is there say? Nothing at all.
No last words, no last rites, no flowers, no anything.

Every time an Atheist dies, the world is better off as
a result of that dead Atheist being dead, & its damned
God-forsaken soul burning in the fiery pits of Hades.

Which begs another related question, do Atheists cry at
funerals? If so, why? Since Atheists hate God, and they
hate Family, and they hate Country, who are they crying
for? It is true: The only good Atheist is a dead Atheist.

What is called 'Science' today and 'scientists' consist of the same old gang of witch doctors, sorcerers, tellers of tales, the 'Priest-Entertainers' for the common people. 'Science' consists of a weird, way-out occult concoction of jibberish theory-theology... nothing good has ever come from 'science' --- In fact, technology is not in any way related to the web of idiotic scientific theory. ALL inventors have been anti-science. The Wright brothers said: "Science theory held us up for years. When we threw out all science, started from experiment and experience, then we invented the airplane." By the way, airplanes all fly level on this Plane earth!

The Fact the Earth is Flat is not my opinion, it is a Proved Fact! While all we need to know is that the Bible says the Earth is flat (Is.40:22, Ez.7:2, Dn.2:35; 4:10-11,20, Mt.4:8)... but for a second can you imagine what these so-called 'scientists would have us believe --- If the earth really was round, that would mean there arre people who are HANGING DOWN, HEAD DOWNWARDS while we are standing head up? But since the theory allows to travel to those parts of the earth where the people are said to hand head downward, and still to fancy ourselves to be heads upwards, and our friends whom we have left behind us to be heads downwards! LOL! What foolishness! TheWHOLE THING IS A MYTH - A DREAM - A DELUSION - and a snare, and, instead of there being any evidence at all in this direction to substantiate this popular theory, it is plain proof that the Earth is Not A Globe!

Also, be sure to know the Sun and Moon are about 3,000 miles away are both 32 miles across. The Planets are 'tiny.' Sun and Moon do Move, earth does NOT move, whirl, spin or gyrate (1 Sam.2:8, 1 Chr.16:30; Job 9:6, 38:4-6; Ps.96:10, 104:5, Is.13:10, Mic.6:2). Australians do NOT hang by their feet under the world... this is a FACT, not a theory! Also a Fact the Spinning, Whirling, Gyrating Ball World Planet, Globe Idea is Entirely 100% now and at all times in the Past, a RELIGIOUS DOCTRINE... a Blind Dogmatic Article of Faith in the Religion for the Blind unreasoning beast of prey. No earthly reason for a Sane, Upright Member of the Elite True Christians to subscribe to it. Also a Fact, today the Elite of Earth ALL live on the Flat World. Only the illogical, unreasoning "herd"... prefers the way-out occult weird theology of the old Greek superstitution earth a spinning ball! Both Copernecious and Newton, the inventors of the "modern" superstitions (400 year OLD modern) have said: "It is not possible for a Sane reasonable person to ever really believe these Theories." Thus sayeth Newton-Copernecious. What sayeth THOU?

A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire.

[Yes. It should (be legal). Otherwise you're screwing over the women who don't deserve their fate.]

Are you calling them victims now? Should've stayed in the house where it's safe.

"Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic."

This past spring I was expelled from my high school. Why? Because I'm a Christian. There was a girl in my class who was wiccan, and I didn't want demons to possess me or anyone else and save her from satan. So, I told her that her faith was evil and told her to accept Jesus as Savior and she would be saved. Simple as that. Just say the sinners prayer and you can be saved!

Well I got sent to the principal for that. She said I was 'discriminating' against her religion. I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!?

Well, afterwards I was forced to aplologize, even though it's a sin to, so I never meant what I said. So, instead I put a copy of a Jack Chick tract in her locker about how wicca and a paganism lead to murder, rape and other horrible things because it lets the devil get inside of you. I also left a little note about how she was going to hell. I was hoping she would see the error of her ways and repent from the evil, disgusting 'religion'.

Instead I was called down to the principal again and this time there were two police officers there. And they said I was under arrest for harrasing this girl and threatening her! What did I do? I just wanted her to accept Jesus and be saved! Now her family (all evil, stupid, disgusting god hating wiccans) want to sue me for discrimination and creating a hostile workplace! How is that fair? She's the one who's discriminating against me because I'm one with the LORD!

Jesus is the only way to salvation! It's that simple people! No pope, wicca, or anything stupid like that! JESUS ONLY! Why is is wrong to tell others that? It's all the fault of the ACLU and simlar atheist organizations trying to destroy us Christians. Next they'll want to genocide us for doing our Godly work.

Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!

Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving EVILolition credibility. Further more they are naturally lust crazed for human women. Since they are not natural creatures they should be exterminated forthwith as the tools of evil they are.

Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish.

was recently criticized for making a statement about my daughter not being able to play a war game on the Wii because she was a girl. Besides being too young to play it, it is true that I won't let her play it because she is a girl. And no, I don't think she should not learn math, either. I want my boys and girls (I have 2 each) to grow up being boys and girls. I don't want them growing up confused as to what their roles are in life. I want my girls to grow up with a desire to take care of their kids at home. Even homeschool. I want my boys to grow up learning what it means to lead, how to lead, and how to do it in a Godly way. I want my girls to learn how to follow their husbands leadership. I want them to learn that submitting to their husband does not make them a door mat. That it's as God wants it, and that they will have a more fulfilling life by doing what God has said.

"Sorry but scientists have just shown that mice DNA is more similar to humans than human DNA. So would evolutionists then declare that humans came from mice? Probably. That's because most people can't think for themselves and are confused about reality. That's why they believe anything scientists say."

No one knows what's happening until the flood comes (according to Matthew). And the flood is here - it refers to the apocalypse. There is a huge amount of supporting evidence on the site. For example, there is evidence for the wh0re of Babylon due to a 666 mile long penis in Mexico.

jay has been outdone

i have had many of my threads and posts removed.. They do not like the TRUTH on this site. Time is short. i will go where at least they listen.

Bush is the the antichrist. America is Mystery Babylon the great. 911 was an inside job carried out by the fourth reich, used to start world war three, under the guise of, Bushes never ending war OF terror. Satan set up current day Apostate Israel. God is about to destroy it. 70 ad was just a picnic compared to what God is about to do to them via his seven Angels.

i will not post again. i has asked themto delete my password


Wakey Wakey.

farewell

One of God's two witnesses of Revelation.

Sorry it's heaps long I chose all the stuff I liked

[comic boy]

http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/?OTC-ig

This is by far the most vile and disgusting and ignorant shit I've ever read online. Check it out

Yeah, ok, well done. I can find just as many ridiculous atheist quotes, like "religion is the root of all evil" (televised series on channnel 4 by Dorkins).

well, that isn't quite as stupid. without religion, how many fewer wars would have been fought?

Wars are fought over land and resources. Very few wars have ever been fought over religion, and most of them were started by muslims.

Organised religion has always been about control and power so yes you have a point though perhaps not the one you meant. Your history though is awfuly weak if you truly believe that Muslim nations have started more wars than Christian ones.

[unriggable]

http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/?OTC-ig

This is by far the most vile and disgusting and ignorant shit I've ever read online. Check it out

Yeah, ok, well done. I can find just as many ridiculous atheist quotes, like "religion is the root of all evil" (televised series on channnel 4 by Dorkins).

well, that isn't quite as stupid. without religion, how many fewer wars would have been fought?

Wars are fought over land and resources. Very few wars have ever been fought over religion, and most of them were started by muslims.

30 years war? Crusades? Neither were started by Muslims, and both are some of the largest conflicts in European history. I'm a Christian and proud of it, but that's no reason to distort historical fact.

Ambrose, the First actual crusade was done by the Byzantines in the 7th century I believe, because of the invading Turks/Muslims. And the Crusades, in part, were started by the Turkish Muslims, by their continous attacks against the Byzantines, and thus the Emperor called for help from the Pope. One must also remember that it was the Muslims that stopped the pilgrimages, and it wasn't until Saladin that they were (in part at least) able to continue, so to say that the Crusades are entirely at the fault of Christians isn't true.

Actually it was against the Sassanid Persians.

[heavycola]

sidenote:

http://www.2007rapture.com has, unsrurprisingly, been taken off the net.

But this cached version of the blog from google shows the recipient of god's misleadign info, Shelby Corbitt, as she begins 2007 all excited - and ends it with an apology.
It's funny. Scam artist or deluded spazface?

[nagerous]

Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go f*ck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

ok

Its funny coz I'm an atheist!

[Snorri1234]

sidenote:

http://www.2007rapture.com has, unsrurprisingly, been taken off the net.

But this cached version of the blog from google shows the recipient of god's misleadign info, Shelby Corbitt, as she begins 2007 all excited - and ends it with an apology.
It's funny. Scam artist or deluded spazface?

Oh man that is hilarious. I also just saw a googleadd stating that the rapture will happen in 2008, no lies!

[MeDeFe]

sidenote:

http://www.2007rapture.com has, unsrurprisingly, been taken off the net.

But this cached version of the blog from google shows the recipient of god's misleadign info, Shelby Corbitt, as she begins 2007 all excited - and ends it with an apology.
It's funny. Scam artist or deluded spazface?

Oh man that is hilarious. I also just saw a googleadd stating that the rapture will happen in 2008, no lies!

The site's up already.

http://www.2008rapture.com/

[Frigidus]

I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

EDIT: This now in!

You got it backwards.

Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence.

Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales.

[MeDeFe]

Some of them really made me wonder whether they mean it or whether they're being sarcastic.

Like that guy who didn't read a "book about evolution" because he felt someone was watching him and the walls shaking when he opened it.

[OnlyAmbrose]

http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/?OTC-ig

This is by far the most vile and disgusting and ignorant shit I've ever read online. Check it out

Yeah, ok, well done. I can find just as many ridiculous atheist quotes, like "religion is the root of all evil" (televised series on channnel 4 by Dorkins).

well, that isn't quite as stupid. without religion, how many fewer wars would have been fought?

Wars are fought over land and resources. Very few wars have ever been fought over religion, and most of them were started by muslims.

30 years war? Crusades? Neither were started by Muslims, and both are some of the largest conflicts in European history. I'm a Christian and proud of it, but that's no reason to distort historical fact.

Ambrose, the First actual crusade was done by the Byzantines in the 7th century I believe, because of the invading Turks/Muslims. And the Crusades, in part, were started by the Turkish Muslims, by their continous attacks against the Byzantines, and thus the Emperor called for help from the Pope. One must also remember that it was the Muslims that stopped the pilgrimages, and it wasn't until Saladin that they were (in part at least) able to continue, so to say that the Crusades are entirely at the fault of Christians isn't true.

I'm not the history major, so I'll take your word for it

But my point (and I think we can both agree on it) is that it's ludicrous to, as Christians, absolve ourselves from all or even most wars. Especially when compared to Muslims. We had our violent phase (the wars of religion were long, brutal, and tensions continued well after they were over...), and I think Muslims are having their violent phase now. We learned to get along with each other (sorta) eventually, and I think the Muslims can do the same thing,, again eventually.

I just get ticked when my fellow Christians try to transfer blame for bloodshed on other religions...

[Napoleon Ier]

Islam is a naturally violent religion though. Not a question of any "phase" but of Islam's theology.

[HungrySomali]

When two guy's have sex they can only penetrate eachother through the crack which I think is disgusting because of all the crap that's in there. They both must face the same direction and thus one guy's twig and berries will be projecting from the two. Because no man has a vagina they can't become one flesh when having normal sex.

Women don't have Jimmy and his two buddies hanging around so they can't naturally penetrate eachother and become one flesh.

Oral with dudes can't be natural because the legs will be poking out from different directions as will the ladies if they participate in oral sex.

Oral with the opposite sex still isn't natural because you still have the leg issue and often someone is further down if they are not on top of eachother.

Anal with opposites is still excluded from natural sex because once again your are sticking your think in a crap hole and a womans tits are usually projecting outward.

When the Bible is speaking of becoming one flesh it literally means that there is nothing sticking out in the clear and that the man and woman are facing eachother. Face to Face.

Captain Planet '08 , Myspace [Comments (69)] [2006-Sep-22]

Mah pants are tight...

[unriggable]

Islam is a naturally violent religion though. Not a question of any "phase" but of Islam's theology.

How many muslims on the planet? 1.5 billion? And how many terrorists? Several thousand? There you go.

[Snorri1234]

Islam is a naturally violent religion though. Not a question of any "phase" but of Islam's theology.

How many muslims on the planet? 1.5 billion? And how many terrorists? Several thousand? There you go.

Obviously all muslims are actually terrorists but they keep it quiet.

[Napoleon Ier]

Islam is a naturally violent religion though. Not a question of any "phase" but of Islam's theology.

How many muslims on the planet? 1.5 billion? And how many terrorists? Several thousand? There you go.

You poor ecervellated retard subjected to politically correct lobotomization. Not only does the number of terrorists in the world far outnumber a few thousand, but you don't seem to realise that just because someone isn't constantly blowing things up doesn't mean they aren't a radical muslim. Do you know how many people voted Hamas? For Ahmadinejad? For Al-Sadr? Lastly, my point reffered to the ideological principles of Islam founded in the Koran and the actions of Mohammad, not to the praxis.

[silvanricky]

Islam is a naturally violent religion though. Not a question of any "phase" but of Islam's theology.

How many muslims on the planet? 1.5 billion? And how many terrorists? Several thousand? There you go.

So if we could just kill the thousands I'd be happy. Many Muslims get a bad rap because of the idiots that are in Al Queda. But I'm sure just as many Christians get a bad reputation because of Jay.