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Postby Heimdall on Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:50 pm

Reuters wrote: A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.


:shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby demon7896 on Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:52 pm

what the...
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Postby FiveThreeEight on Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:55 pm

Thanks for airing out my dirty laundry, Heimdall.

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Postby Frigidus on Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:58 pm

The guy got mad because he was "visiting" a brothel and found his wife working there? Hilarious!
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Postby wcaclimbing on Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:09 pm

PWNDT!
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Postby edwinissweet on Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:10 pm

wcaclimbing wrote:PWNDT!
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Postby Iliad on Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:14 pm

edwinissweet wrote:
wcaclimbing wrote:PWNDT!
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Postby Fircoal on Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:15 pm

I read this late last night. lol
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Postby hecter on Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:16 pm

Frigidus wrote:The guy got mad because he was "visiting" a brothel and found his wife working there? Hilarious!

Wouldn't you? He was obviously look to bone somebody OTHER than his wife.
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Postby InkL0sed on Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:20 pm

Um... "dumbfounded" doesn't mean "mad." Or did you read that elsewhere?
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Postby Heimdall on Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:32 pm

I wonder if he would still need to pay to bone his own wife?
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Postby The Weird One on Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:36 pm

so long as it's in the establishment, most likely
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:24 pm

The Weird One wrote:so long as it's in the establishment, most likely
They may have coupons though.
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Postby apey on Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:37 am

Heimdall wrote:I wonder if he would still need to pay to bone his own wife?
If it was my husband I woulda double charged his dumb ass for goin to the brothel :evil: I am a bitch like that
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:58 am

apey wrote:
Heimdall wrote:I wonder if he would still need to pay to bone his own wife?
If it was my husband I woulda double charged his dumb ass for goin to the brothel :evil: I am a bitch like that
I see. :?
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Postby got tonkaed on Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:23 pm

seriously though, if your sex life is such that you want to go have a different experience...shouldnt that mean you really probably could be getting that at home....

dont leave the women, buy her some flowers and go back to bed.
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Postby Minister Masket on Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:41 pm

What are the chances? I'd say 65-1.
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Postby hecter on Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:47 pm

I say they're both inconsiderate assholes. The wife was endangering her husbands health by working in a brothel, the husband was endangering his wifes health by going to a brothel. I'd say they're just about even with each other...
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Postby Snorri1234 on Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:53 pm

Minister Masket wrote:What are the chances? I'd say 65-1.


Hm....I'd say at least 67,5-1.
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Postby Minister Masket on Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:53 pm

hecter wrote:I say they're both inconsiderate assholes. The wife was endangering her husbands health by working in a brothel, the husband was endangering his wifes health by going to a brothel. I'd say they're just about even with each other...

Was that your 13000th post?
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Postby Minister Masket on Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:55 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:What are the chances? I'd say 65-1.


Hm....I'd say at least 67,5-1.

Woah there matey. I deal in double numericals only. If you go any deeper, you're on your own.
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