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by **dustn64** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:57 pm

ParadiceCity9 wrote:are they hot girls?

this is the only question that matters before you start.

by **caliboi2009** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:03 pm

yes they are

by **0ojakeo0** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:20 pm

do they act like a slut often?

by **0ojakeo0** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:20 pm

mandalorian2298 wrote:
apey wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
caliboi2009 wrote:or actions they can do in front of people

Make them play 'how close can I get my ass to your face'.

It was my favourite game back in the day, here's how it works:
You find somebody who is not paying attention to the world around them (i.e. somebody sitting at a table reading a book), then one of the players has to creep towards them without attracting their attention, seeing how close they can get their own ass to the target's head without being spotted. The ultimate objective is for the player to be able to get their ass to touch the head of the victim without being noticed until the moment of contact.
Anyway, once the ass-bearer is detected then the round is over, and you make a note of the distance that seperated their ass from the head of the victim. After that you find the next victm, and the next participant makes their attempt. Try to think of it as being a bit like 'boules', only more physical.
If you want to ratchet up the skill-level, try choosing standing victims, or victims who are part of a group; makes it much harder...

Your slaves will love it! And so will you!
Good luck pilgrim.
roflmao

Seconded

thirded

by **caliboi2009** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:31 pm

sometimes

by **riggable** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:48 pm

I'm sure you could squeeze a Kiss out of them at least. Other than that, f*ck with them, but keep it in good fun. Hopefully they'll have so much fun they'll mate with you on some later date.

by **d.gishman** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:48 pm

dustn64 wrote:
ParadiceCity9 wrote:are they hot girls?
this is the only question that matters before you start.

lol

by **willis** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:55 pm

get them completely shit-faced, and enjoy whatever happens

by **Heimdall** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:03 pm

When and where is the next auction?

by **Dancing Mustard** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:04 am

Heimdall wrote:When and where is the next auction?

Good Call.

by **heavycola** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:32 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:If you could get them to sing the following song (from the popular Disney animated production 'Aladdin') as you walked through your school, then it would probably be the best day of your life to date:

Make way for Prince Ali
Say hey! It's Prince Ali

Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!

Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!

Prince Ali! Fabulous he!
Ali Ababwa
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your sunday salaam
The come and meet his spectacular coterie

Prince Ali!
Mighty is he!
Ali Ababwa
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the galloping hordes
A hundred bad guys with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Prince Ali

He's got seventy-five golden camels
Purple peacocks
He's got fifty-three
When it comes to exotic-type mammals
Has he got a zoo?
I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie

Prince Ali! Handsome is he, Ali Ababwa
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your veil and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali!

There's no question this Ali's alluring
Never ordinary, never boring
Everything about the man just plain impresses
He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder!
He's about to pull my heart asunder!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!

He's got ninety-five white Persian monkeys
(He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali! Prince Ali!

Prince Ali!
Amorous he! Ali Ababwa
Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty elephants, llamas galore
With his bears and lions
A brass band and more
With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on key
Make way for prince Ali!

Song now stuck in head.
But so is Princess Jasmine. Mmmmiiaow.

by **suggs** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:55 am

Get 'em to cook you a full english breakfast.
Whilst you eat it, they have to belly dance.

The breakfast is the important bit, obviously.

by **rambos poodle** on Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:34 am

how about you get them to show you how to make the most of your self then you may get a girl friend for real :lol:

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