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Postby Ariel* on Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:38 pm

My friend just sent me a link I thought was hilarious. It's a parody of some episode from the Tyra Banks Show.

Click here to get vaseline from the real Tyra
lol look at the crowd..

The funny parody

"You get vaseline, and you get vaseline, and you get vaseline!"
lol do not make fun of my humor. I know a lot of people in here with truly sad/lame humor *cough*not gonna name any people*cough*
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Postby apey on Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:41 pm

ah the many uses of vaseline :lol:
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Postby browng-08 on Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:53 pm

apey wrote:ah the many uses of vaseline :lol:
But remember, never use vaseline with condoms. Never use any oil-based product as a lube with latexcondoms, or the latex will weaken and break. This includes vaseline, cooking oils and (not making this up) butter/margerine. I Can't Believe It's Not Lubricant!
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Postby apey on Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:56 pm

:lol: K thnx for the info but for the record butter or margrine aint coming anywhere near a thing that i intend on....................well u can use ur imagination on the rest there :twisted:
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Postby browng-08 on Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:01 am

apey wrote::lol: K thnx for the info but for the record butter or margrine aint coming anywhere near a thing that i intend on....................well u can use ur imagination on the rest there :twisted:
On your toast!!! And muffins too. :wink:
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Postby apey on Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:07 am

8) yep my thoughts exactly u know how fat that crap makes ya :shock:
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Postby browng-08 on Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:09 am

You could get pretty fat from a broken condom, too.
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Postby apey on Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:10 am

lmao yeah I know all about that :lol:
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Postby browng-08 on Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:12 am

apey wrote:lmao yeah I know all about that :lol:
Same with my mommy :cry: :lol:
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Postby riggable on Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:35 am

..and these vasolines are worth 100 dollarssssss
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Postby browng-08 on Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:36 am

riggable wrote:..and these vasolines are worth 100 dollarssssss
sssssssweet...
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Postby autoload on Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:54 am

Hey, check out my Location.

NO Vaseline for you!
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Postby browng-08 on Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:57 am

autoload wrote:Hey, check out my Location.

NO Vaseline for you!
I keep my own stash of the sweet nectar. I spread it on my toast and eat it for breakfast.
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Postby autoload on Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:04 am

You are hardcore.
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Postby browng-08 on Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:15 am

autoload wrote:You are hardcore.
Better than butter. Soooo greasy!
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Postby btownmeggy on Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:47 am

browng-08 wrote: and (not making this up) butter/margerine. [/size]


More than one reason to not use butter (at least salted butter) as a lube...
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Postby browng-08 on Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:52 am

The others?... :shock:
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Postby autoload on Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:34 am

You have been ignored.
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