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Postby Riker1990 on Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:28 am

how about sizes? some people say that best size of a girl is 1024/768, i however prefer 3D versions...
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Postby bloknayrb on Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:10 am

I thought about it for a long time (ok, a couple of seconds, which was still too much time) and I just can't pick one... each choice is more inane than the previous one...
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Postby satanspaladin on Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:49 am

An English Rose for me :)
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Postby Chris7He on Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:17 pm

Where's the all of the above option? I'd like to have an orgy.
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Postby bedub1 on Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:43 pm

Are you people's aware these selections are actually lyrics from a Beach Boys song?
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:46 pm

Even the 'I like boys'? :P
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Postby bedub1 on Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:52 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:Even the 'I like boys'? :P


Well no...that I had to put in there for the girls to be able to vote too...i don't want anybody saying i'm sexist....although I am....i only wanna have sex with women.....
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sun Jan 06, 2008 3:12 pm

bedub1 wrote:Are you people's aware these selections are actually lyrics from a Beach Boys song?
Yes.

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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:03 pm

bedub1 wrote:
Well no...that I had to put in there for the girls to be able to vote too...i don't want anybody saying i'm sexist....although I am....i only wanna have sex with women.....


Amen to that :lol:
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Postby moo_lol on Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:07 pm

btownmeggy wrote:Well, in my opinion,
the Ukraine girls really knock me out
They leave the west behind
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
And Georgia's always on my my my my my my my my my mind


I always wondered if this part of the song was a reference to "California Girls". Is it?
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Postby btownmeggy on Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:48 pm

moo_lol wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:Well, in my opinion,
the Ukraine girls really knock me out
They leave the west behind
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
And Georgia's always on my my my my my my my my my mind


I always wondered if this part of the song was a reference to "California Girls". Is it?


The whole song is a reference/parody.
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Postby Norse on Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:28 pm

you must never have seen Georgian girls.. :sick:
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Postby Chris7He on Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:30 pm

Chris7He wrote:Where's the all of the above option? I'd like to have an orgy.


Southern girls are fiesty, but are whores. Northern girls are a little promiscuous as well, but are less so than southern girls but are less good looking. Midwest are full of extremely conservative girls (to my knowledge and experience during the half of my life there) and it will take a lot of drinks for them to sleep with you. East coast (primarily California) is littered with hotties! No comment on Southwest.

Sorry to get off topic, but I read on wikipedia that a dildo/penis shoved up your ass will lengthen the full extension of your penis so that it will penetrate deeper.
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Postby soulreaver on Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:38 pm

I want an australian girl I love their accents
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Postby ignotus on Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:47 pm

I want a girl that doesn't complain to much.
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Postby bedub1 on Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:51 pm

I need a lover.....that won't drive me crazy!
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Postby Snorri1234 on Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:53 pm

Chris7He wrote:Sorry to get off topic, but I read on wikipedia that a dildo/penis shoved up your ass will lengthen the full extension of your penis so that it will penetrate deeper.


I read on the internet that some people voluntarily split their penis to make it wider and increase the sensation.


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Postby Optimus Prime on Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:59 pm

I'm married to a California Girl, so of course that is what I'm going to answer. :D
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Postby Trevor33 on Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:07 pm

soulreaver wrote:I want an australian girl I love their accents


are you kidding me?

they're almost as bad as english girls.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:22 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
Chris7He wrote:Sorry to get off topic, but I read on wikipedia that a dildo/penis shoved up your ass will lengthen the full extension of your penis so that it will penetrate deeper.
I read on the internet that some people voluntarily split their penis to make it wider and increase the sensation.

Internet is motherfucking scary.

Or those crazy homos who put ballbearings down their penises, gradually widing the penile canal so that they can eventually fit other men's wing-wangs down there enabling them to copulate face to face.

That was some fucked up shit too...
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Postby got tonkaed on Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:27 pm

Chris7He wrote:
Chris7He wrote:Where's the all of the above option? I'd like to have an orgy.


Southern girls are fiesty, but are whores. Northern girls are a little promiscuous as well, but are less so than southern girls but are less good looking. Midwest are full of extremely conservative girls (to my knowledge and experience during the half of my life there) and it will take a lot of drinks for them to sleep with you. East coast (primarily California) is littered with hotties! No comment on Southwest.

Sorry to get off topic, but I read on wikipedia that a dildo/penis shoved up your ass will lengthen the full extension of your penis so that it will penetrate deeper.


hey bud, i just thought id let you know...admitting that you were looking on wikipeida for ways to make your penis larger is a bold choice. Best of luck.
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Postby Stymie on Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:03 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
Chris7He wrote:Sorry to get off topic, but I read on wikipedia that a dildo/penis shoved up your ass will lengthen the full extension of your penis so that it will penetrate deeper.
I read on the internet that some people voluntarily split their penis to make it wider and increase the sensation.

Internet is motherfucking scary.

Or those crazy homos who put ballbearings down their penises, gradually widing the penile canal so that they can eventually fit other men's wing-wangs down there enabling them to copulate face to face.

That was some fucked up shit too...


Ewwwww!!!!! :shock: What the heck is wrong with men today????
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