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Postby Anarkistsdream on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:22 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Seriously Norse, if you wanted me to stop interupting you laying down your serious business with my playful pseudo-intellectual seeking spam, then all you had to do was PM me...


Two drunk Brits!!!

Duke it out, bitches!
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Postby Norse on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:22 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Seriously Norse, if you wanted me to stop interupting you laying down your serious business with my playful pseudo-intellectual seeking spam, then all you had to do was PM me...


Whenever has there been serious business carried out here?

Who do we have to answer to around here? (apart from ourselves and twill occasionally)

I personally do not want to see our finest fall into this trap of easy-thrills, you're better than that.
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Postby Norse on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:24 pm

hecter wrote:Ya, but my ass is tighter than his.


true.

You all have your merits. I think we should have a soggy biscuit sesh to clear the air.
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Postby hecter on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:24 pm

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hecter wrote:Ya, but my ass is tighter than his.


true.

You all have your merits. I think we should have a soggy biscuit sesh to clear the air.

I'm cool with that...
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Postby Norse on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:25 pm

hecter wrote:I'm cool with that...


Or maybe just a cum circle with hecter in the middle?
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Postby hecter on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:27 pm

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hecter wrote:I'm cool with that...


Or maybe just a cum circle with hecter in the middle?

That depends... Who'll be there?
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:28 pm

hecter wrote:That depends... Who'll be there?

Pretty much everyone... but consider yourself lucky, we normally only do this sort of thing in the PC sub-forum.
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Postby Norse on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:29 pm

hecter wrote:
Norse wrote:
hecter wrote:I'm cool with that...


Or maybe just a cum circle with hecter in the middle?

That depends... Who'll be there?


Probably me, nark, mustard (unless he's out punching people), nick might stroke one out...ya know, the usual suspects...I dont think daz will be there...he's a dirty straighty.
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Postby hecter on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:30 pm

Norse wrote:
hecter wrote:
Norse wrote:
hecter wrote:I'm cool with that...


Or maybe just a cum circle with hecter in the middle?

That depends... Who'll be there?


Probably me, nark, mustard (unless he's out punching people), nick might strok one out...ya know, the usual suspects...I dont think daz will be there...he's a dirty straighty.

Alright. I'm in.
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Postby ignotus on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:31 pm

So what's pleasant in you chaps except hecter? :twisted:
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:34 pm

Come to bed and find out
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Postby The1exile on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:37 pm

ignotus wrote:So what's pleasant in you chaps except hecter? :twisted:


jiminski.
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Postby ignotus on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:38 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:Come to bed and find out

No, thanks. I'll rather die of old age then do that kinky stuff.
:?

Unless you offer me some sweets... :P
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I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Postby Norse on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:38 pm

Well, the actual name "pleasent chaps" was coined by some nooby dude about 8 months ago.

He made a thread entitled "A pleasent chap" directed towards an opponent in the flame forum, and gave a very mild explanation of what the game log was abot.

Then, in the genius contained by Sir B.K Barcunt....it was stated...." Pleasent chap? you've just been thrown into a den of pleasent chaps"...which I had sigged for the majority of the time ive been on the site.

Then one day, an industrious lad called mustard decided to put together a bunch of loitering charlatans, who between myself and himself decided that this name was the best ever made (which it was, and is).

See, we are all verbally exquisite, possibly tainted by our own air of superiority. We answer only to ourselves. We are the order of pleasentness.

As individuals, we're good, as a collective, we're insane.
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Postby autoload on Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:18 pm

I declare this thread HIJACKED!!!
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Postby Norse on Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:48 pm

autoload wrote:This thread is huge


Quite
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Postby autoload on Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:15 am

I did not write that...
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Postby hecter on Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:29 am

autoload wrote:I did not write that...

It's in your signature.
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Postby autoload on Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:34 am

Notice the word Huge is capitalized and that there is a period at the end of my statement...
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Postby Norse on Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:35 am

autoload wrote:Notice the word Huge is capitalized and that there is a period at the end of my statement...


He's got us over the barrel Hecter.
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Postby hecter on Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:42 am

autoload wrote:Notice the word Huge is capitalized and that there is a period at the end of my statement...

Alright, you win. Would you like me to suck your cucumber now?
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Postby autoload on Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:54 am

Make it quick, I have some shitters to examine a bit later.
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Postby hecter on Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:06 am

*sucks your cucumber*

How's that?
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Postby autoload on Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:06 pm

The shitters were better.
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:18 pm

Thanks for sharing but shouldn't this have been in the bistpoop forum?
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