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French or German?

Postby Chris7He on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:03 pm

Which country is better? I just'd like to hear people's opinions on the subject.
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Postby ignotus on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:04 pm

Now Germany. But if you ask my neighbor that fought in WWII...

Let just say he dislikes Germans. :?
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Postby Chris7He on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:05 pm

In terms of women... which would be better?
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Postby Heimdall on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:07 pm

Chris7He wrote:In terms of women... which would be better?


Hmmm... tough one...

I'll pick France becasue some German chicks are slightly too freaky for me.
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Postby ignotus on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:08 pm

German women!
Ruf mich an! I will whip your azz, ja? Who's your mazter now, you worm?

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Postby Ronaldinho on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:14 pm

The french are pussys and cant fight, but their women are pretty shithot. As for Germans, they are faggots i went there one and some bloke tried to nick my scab of my knee and screamed at a door mouse with his shirt off...And they're women are all like 6ft 7" and have back hair.


Swedish women rule.
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Postby ignotus on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:15 pm

Ronaldinho wrote:Swedish women rule.

This time I must agree with ronaldinho. :wink:
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Postby The1exile on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:17 pm

France is filled with garlic sniffing cheese munching surrender monkeys, and Germany has 3 comedians less than Iran, whose comedic entourage consists solely of Omid Djalili.

Tough call.
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Postby Chris7He on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:18 pm

French women do things that other women won't do. :wink:
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Postby ignotus on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:19 pm

Chris7He wrote:French women do things that other women won't do. :wink:


Like what? Cook? :roll:
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:22 pm

Chris7He wrote:French women do things that other women won't do. :wink:
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Postby Napoleon Ier on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:22 pm

Ronaldinho wrote:The french are pussys and cant fight


This would be coming from the people who after having their ass kicked in the 100 year war by the God-backed French armies then ran away screaming at Dunkirk in 1941 and were so embarrased they just said it was the French who somehow were responsible.
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Postby ignotus on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:24 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote:
Ronaldinho wrote:The french are pussys and cant fight


This would be coming from the people who after having their ass kicked in the 100 year war by the God-backed French armies then ran away screaming at Dunkirk in 1941 and were so embarrased they just said it was the French who somehow were responsible.


I'm selling two WWII rifles. One Italian, other French. In good condition, hardly used, drooped a couple of times. :lol: :twisted:
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Postby Napoleon Ier on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:32 pm

ignotus wrote:
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Ronaldinho wrote:The french are pussys and cant fight


This would be coming from the people who after having their ass kicked in the 100 year war by the God-backed French armies then ran away screaming at Dunkirk in 1941 and were so embarrased they just said it was the French who somehow were responsible.


I'm selling two WWII rifles. One Italian, other French. In good condition, hardly used, drooped a couple of times. :lol: :twisted:


hahah lolzor dah french iz run away in leik war

I've got a croatian WWII rifle. It was used as a sexual enhancement device by Ignotus, but unfortunatly it misfired during a session and blew off his scrotum.
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Postby ignotus on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:35 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote:
ignotus wrote:
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Ronaldinho wrote:The french are pussys and cant fight


This would be coming from the people who after having their ass kicked in the 100 year war by the God-backed French armies then ran away screaming at Dunkirk in 1941 and were so embarrased they just said it was the French who somehow were responsible.


I'm selling two WWII rifles. One Italian, other French. In good condition, hardly used, drooped a couple of times. :lol: :twisted:


hahah lolzor dah french iz run away in leik war

I've got a croatian WWII rifle. It was used as a sexual enhancement device by Ignotus, but unfortunatly it misfired during a session and blew off his scrotum.


Nah, we only got lousy italian rifles during WWII... :roll:
Good try though.
It was a joke and don't take it to close to your heart. :wink:
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:36 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote:hahah lolzor dah french iz run away in leik war

Rofl!

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Postby hecter on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:37 pm

Can't we all just get along? I think we should all have a group hug... Or an orgy, that works too...
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Postby Napoleon Ier on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:39 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Napoleon Ier wrote:hahah lolzor dah french iz run away in leik war

Rofl!

Itz fun Bkos itz truw!


I'm sorry who ran away at Dunkirk whilst 3 divisions of french soldiers got pounded by the Germans to hold off their advance whilst they scaprpered like scared pussies?
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Postby Napoleon Ier on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:40 pm

ignotus wrote:
Napoleon Ier wrote:
ignotus wrote:
Napoleon Ier wrote:
Ronaldinho wrote:The french are pussys and cant fight


This would be coming from the people who after having their ass kicked in the 100 year war by the God-backed French armies then ran away screaming at Dunkirk in 1941 and were so embarrased they just said it was the French who somehow were responsible.


I'm selling two WWII rifles. One Italian, other French. In good condition, hardly used, drooped a couple of times. :lol: :twisted:


hahah lolzor dah french iz run away in leik war

I've got a croatian WWII rifle. It was used as a sexual enhancement device by Ignotus, but unfortunatly it misfired during a session and blew off his scrotum.


Nah, we only got lousy italian rifles during WWII... :roll:
Good try though.
It was a joke and don't take it to close to your heart. :wink:


its cool man. I just get pissed when idiots from the race that abandoned France like cowards make comments about our army running away.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:43 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
Napoleon Ier wrote:hahah lolzor dah french iz run away in leik war

Rofl!

Itz fun Bkos itz truw!


I'm sorry who ran away at Dunkirk whilst 3 divisions of french soldiers got pounded by the Germans to hold off their advance whilst they scaprpered like scared pussies?

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Postby Serbia on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:59 pm

Chris7He wrote:In terms of women... which would be better?


You can't answer that question without pictures. I say this every time.
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Postby hecter on Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:03 pm

FRENCH
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Postby Serbia on Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:08 pm

So far, we're going German. (I thought most Germans are blonde, but whatever)
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Postby Norse on Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:08 pm

I went Germany, cos I like nazism and sausages.
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Postby Napoleon Ier on Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:10 pm

Serbia wrote:So far, we're going German. (I thought most Germans are blonde, but whatever)



Yeah, sure they got pretty blondes, but so do we!

We have the nice blondes, sweet Celtic redheads on Brittany, the sexy sultry meditteranean type, and hell, of you're into that plenty of arabs
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