Brandy. The drink of Heroes.

by **Norse** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:12 pm

Make mine a napoleon.

The sweet scent has hit my nostrils before I've even considered delving into my large brandy glass. The intoxicating, sweet aroma sends me onto the verge of orgasm.

A hero is born.

by **got tonkaed** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:14 pm

many of my bad nights start on account of being a little too friendly with the brandy.

by **Norse** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:15 pm

got tonkaed wrote:many of my bad nights start on account of being a little too friendly with the brandy.

Dammit tonky, you're not supposed to neck it.

It is for sipping, making love to the glass, and generally feeling an air of superiority.

by **got tonkaed** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:16 pm

Norse wrote:
got tonkaed wrote:many of my bad nights start on account of being a little too friendly with the brandy.

Dammit tonky, you're not supposed to neck it.

It is for sipping, making love to the glass, and generally feeling an air of superiority.

i dont start by necking it, but after long enough, who am i to turn down her sultry advances.

by **Norse** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:18 pm

Ahh, I see.

After a little smooth talk and pleasentries, she made her move on you.

Ada Girl!

by **-ShadySoul-** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:24 pm

Brandy? No, never tried it, so it would be hard for me to judge. But Rum, now there's a drink fit for the kings, or at least pirates. It is so impulsive, it captures your attention and tastes from the first sip, and never let goes.

by **Norse** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:28 pm

Oh my friend, if you can withstand the mighty pirate liquor of rum in a passionate manner, then brandy would be the sweet, sleek feminine temptress that you always gagged for, and could never get enough of.

Seriously, I can only have a couple of glasses at a time, but I keep coming back to it.

by **Heimdall** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:30 pm

5 part wine and 1 part brandy taste great

by **ignotus** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:31 pm

Brandy is good, but a good beer is better.

by **Norse** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:34 pm

Give that wine a bit of a kick.

Must try that some time, though I expect it would work better with white than red.

by **Norse** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:35 pm

ignotus wrote:Brandy is good, but a good beer is better.

It's different matey, beer is like an old, faithful mate.

But brandy is like the ultra-tempting girl, who you know will give you pleasure and then pain, but you always want it.

by **-ShadySoul-** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:19 am

Norse wrote:
ignotus wrote:Brandy is good, but a good beer is better.

It's different matey, beer is like an old, faithful mate.

But brandy is like the ultra-tempting girl, who you know will give you pleasure and then pain, but you always want it.

Dammit Norse, with your poetic talents you shouldnt be wasting your time on these forums, but getting paid to write love letters.

By the way, can you write my essay for me?

by **satanspaladin** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:45 pm

Delord Freres Armagnac 1888 (70cl) Delord Freres Armagnac 1888

sadly much to expensive for my budget :cry:

by **unriggable** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:56 pm

Couching yourself?

by **-ShadySoul-** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:23 pm

that was uncalled for

by **Norse** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:28 pm

-ShadySoul- wrote:
By the way, can you write my essay for me?

Absoloutley.

by **-ShadySoul-** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:09 pm

Norse wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:
By the way, can you write my essay for me?

Absoloutley.

really? oh wow

what is the price for your services?

by **Norse** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:15 pm

-ShadySoul- wrote:
Norse wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:
By the way, can you write my essay for me?

Absoloutley.

really? oh wow

what is the price for your services?

No price.

If you are serious, just PM me the criteria.

by **Blitzaholic** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:37 pm

more of a girls drink if you ask me

by **-ShadySoul-** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:19 pm

Norse wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:
Norse wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:
By the way, can you write my essay for me?

Absoloutley.

really? oh wow

what is the price for your services?

No price.

If you are serious, just PM me the criteria.

I was joking, but if i ever need help with essay's, i know who i can run to

by **ignotus** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:33 pm

Whiskey could be the drink of heroes but brandy.... :roll:

How about some Rakija? It's similar to brandy. Believe it or not my father has a distillation copper, similar to this:

So every fall we cook our own stuff (mostly from plums) that we drink and give away to our family.

by **DAZMCFC** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:09 pm

Blitzaholic wrote:more of a girls drink if you ask me

you have never drunk Brandy have you. :roll:

by **Norse** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:18 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:
Blitzaholic wrote:more of a girls drink if you ask me

you have never drunk Brandy have you.

I can only take maybe a maximum of 3 glasses in one sitting...a very harsh drink on the throat, as satisfying as it is....Mind, us brits drink it neat....no mixers...spoils the brandy.

by **CrazyAnglican** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:38 pm

Norse wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
Blitzaholic wrote:more of a girls drink if you ask me

you have never drunk Brandy have you.

I can only take maybe a maximum of 3 glasses in one sitting...a very harsh drink on the throat, as satisfying as it is....Mind, us brits drink it neat....no mixers...spoils the brandy.

Uggh! You mean someone puts mixers in it! For me it's Cardenal Mendoza. A cigar and a snifter. I've never actually seen any women drink it btw.

by **Napoleon Ier** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:57 pm

Decent Brandy's overpriced because of the chinks and japs.

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