After reading the newspaper and laughing at all the current world leaders, you head towards your fridge for a nice coke. Upon arrival, you decide to drink your coke with a straw just to show off your superiority to those strawless-coke-drinkers. Unfortunately, you realize that you only have normal straws instead of bendy ones. Discouraged, but undeterred, you walk out onto the street and flant your straw+coke combo. Then, a young kid of about 8 walks by with the most amazing bendy straw you have ever seen. Walking past you, he checks out your normal straw and breaks into laughter. A sudden rush of emotion becomes unlocked deep inside of you causing the expansion of your neck and forehead veins. Within second, you utter an unearthly roar directed at everyone else and their foolishness, ignorace, and disrespect. Thus, you set out on your mission to teach them a lesson - or two. You set out to Conquer the World
This tournament will be - only 16 players; all others will be put in reserve - using the classic map - standard game consisting of 4 people per game - automatic placing of units - sequential - no spoils - unlimited reinforcements - FoW on
There will be 3 games in each round with 1st place earning 4 points, 2nd place 3 points, 3 place 2 points, and 4th place 1 point. Each game will pit you with at least 2 new opponents. In order to move to round 2, you must be in the top four players. In round 2, all players will keep their current point amount, thus doing really well in round 1 gives you a boost for round 2. There will also be 3 games in round 2; however, each game in round 2 will give 8 points to 1st place, 6 points to 2nd place, 4 points to 3rd place, and 0 points to last place.
The winner will recieve a short little story on his joy and happiness on conquering the world.
Puis,c'est très difficile pour moi d'essayé de comprendre la langue de Shakespeare, alors parler moi pas ou parler moi en français, la langue de molière.