MeDeFe wrote:There's evil for didactic reasons.

Without evil there is no good, and without good there is no evil.
It's all about balance, unfortunately Christianity rejects the concept of a balance between good and evil, because leaving one immediately leads to the other. There is no fulcrum, no center point for the two sides to balance on and so you get the "It's God or Satan, good vs. evil, my way or the highway" mentality. Without balance, there can be no peace. The Bible denies balance by claiming that there are only two ways to go, Toward God or Away from God. One cannot walk between the two and follow the third path which acknowledges both sides of nature.
What do you hear whenever a family survives a tornado? "God saved us."
You never hear "God sent the tornado" because Christianity forces you to focus on the positive, using deflection to shift doubt from God to Satan; "God works in mysterious ways" or "God has a plan."
I prayed for guidance and for an answer like the Bible says to do. The answer I was given? The Bible's all psychodrama designed to teach you about Free Will. Jesus didn't come down here to die for our sins, because sin is guilt. Jesus was God's way of showing us "Here is a creature with no free will, he knows his inevitable fate and he does not make the choice to take another road. Do not do this. I gave you free will so you would make your own choice."
And what did they do? They cooked up this sin nonsense and started preaching that Jesus came down to redeem mankind from original sin (which, also, consequently does not exist). Mankind always manages to screw things up (because the mob mentality never works).
The Tree of Knowledge is the metaphor for consciousness, for self-awareness. It was a test, a test of this free will thingy that God had never worked with before. That is why they were taken out of Eden. It wasn't a punishment, it was a reward. "I told them not to do that, they did it anyway, Free Will works, I can put them in the real world now!"
But man felt guilty, because man didn't understand. Hence sin, the guilt man feels for exercising free will because he doesn't fully understand it. So, man dies, his soul is filled with guilt, he goes down to hell and begs for purgation. He thinks he has offended God, so he demands to be punished for his "transgressions."
God didn't create evil, man did. Satan is Freud's superego, the societal pressure that we all feel to conform and to not exercise our base desires. It is the inevitable side effect of civilization that we should feel this guilt whenever we do something "uncivilized." God created man, and gave man free will. Man rejects free will and feels guilty for his perceived transgressions against the lord, hence we have sin and Hell. Those that reject this unnecessary guilt, are free. They are without sin, simply because they reject the concept.
God gave us free will, and yet we have people like Jay who surrender it to a misinterpreted book and some authoritative figures who claim to know what various passages mean. f*ck that, I'm proud of what God gave me and I'll be damned if I let some sanctimonious preacher tell me that I should surrender it to "God's will" which, in reality, is that very preacher's will.
*anime sweatdrops, grins*
Um... here endeth the lesson.