Conquer Club

I'm sure that there are many of you fellas that live in countries that are < than the US that wish you could have a holiday as cool as Thanksgiving. Well your prayers are answered, we hereby grant permission to all of you to go ahead and have your women make you a large dinner while you lay around the house all day and watch football until its time to eat, then lay around some more and drink beer and fart and nap while shes clears the table and does the dishes. Be sure and go out and play some touch football with the young folks, thats your part. Also, the US should be the first people you thank. You're welcome, and happy Thanksgiving!

Oh yeah, and thats actual football I'm refering to up there. Pretend not to be gay for just one day, you can do that.

Joe McCarthy wrote:Oh yeah, and thats actual football I'm refering to up there. Pretend not to be gay for just one day, you can do that.

Shoulder pads, time outs and big shiny helmets are indeed very ghey. I give thanks that you youngsters across the pond have begun to see the light.

"I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby".

Joe McCarthy wrote:I'm sure that there are many of you fellas that live in countries that are < than the US that wish you could have a holiday as cool as Thanksgiving.

No, that's OK, we get our 4 weeks' paid holiday a year. I use that time to feel sorry for the Americans and their 2 weeks a year...

Joe McCarthy wrote:in countries that are < than the US

Oh, and less what? Less dim?

Stopper wrote:

Joe McCarthy wrote:I'm sure that there are many of you fellas that live in countries that are < than the US that wish you could have a holiday as cool as Thanksgiving.

No, that's OK, we get our 4 weeks' paid holiday a year. I use that time to feel sorry for the Americans and their 2 weeks a year...

lol I get 6 weeks a year.

I would like to point out that not all Americans suffer from the delusion that America is the greatest country on earth. I think it was... but in the last several decades (Edit: originally it was years, I meant decades), severe decay has taken place.

Anyhow, football is the best sport ever. I mean what the rest of the world calls football, and we call soccer (I still don't get that).

American football is a bunch of sweaty guys jumping on each other (that's not gay at all).

I would also like to point out that once I am 18, I intend to either enroll in the US Airforce (I'm sorry, we do have the best air force) or get the hell out of the country.

Joe McCarthy wrote:I'm sure that there are many of you fellas that live in countries that are < than the US that wish you could have a holiday as cool as Thanksgiving. Well your prayers are answered, we hereby grant permission to all of you to go ahead and have your women make you a large dinner while you lay around the house all day and watch football until its time to eat, then lay around some more and drink beer and fart and nap while shes clears the table and does the dishes. Be sure and go out and play some touch football with the young folks, thats your part. Also, the US should be the first people you thank. You're welcome, and happy Thanksgiving!

What a Turkey!

Skittlesandmnms wrote:I would like to point out that not all Americans suffer from the delusion that America is the greatest country on earth. I think it was... but in the last several decades (Edit: originally it was years, I meant decades), severe decay has taken place.

Anyhow, football is the best sport ever. I mean what the rest of the world calls football, and we call soccer (I still don't get that).

American football is a bunch of sweaty guys jumping on each other (that's not gay at all).

I would also like to point out that once I am 18, I intend to either enroll in the US Airforce (I'm sorry, we do have the best air force) or get the hell out of the country.

Psh. Turncoat.

Off to Canada wit' you!

edit- happy thanksgiving all!

What you do on Thanksgiving, I do every Sunday. And I get Head.

But have a good one anyway ya all.

Stopper wrote:

Joe McCarthy wrote:I'm sure that there are many of you fellas that live in countries that are < than the US that wish you could have a holiday as cool as Thanksgiving.

No, that's OK, we get our 4 weeks' paid holiday a year. I use that time to feel sorry for the Americans and their 2 weeks a year...

I get 5 so maybe i can devote one of them to feeling sorry for you

jay_a2j wrote:

Stopper wrote:

Joe McCarthy wrote:I'm sure that there are many of you fellas that live in countries that are < than the US that wish you could have a holiday as cool as Thanksgiving.

No, that's OK, we get our 4 weeks' paid holiday a year. I use that time to feel sorry for the Americans and their 2 weeks a year...

lol I get 6 weeks a year.

He was talking about people who acctualy have a job, Jay

Aaradhus wrote:"I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby".

Hail "Buffy" (or Giles to be exact) the source of all earthly wisdom (I am not faming, I mean it. "Buffy" rules! )

Bogusbet wrote:What you do on Thanksgiving, I do every Sunday. And I get Head.

But have a good one anyway ya all.

But Chad still won't sleep with you.

mandalorian2298 wrote:
He was talking about people who acctualy have a job, Jay

I have a job mandalorian2298, and you should be thankful that I do otherwise who would pay your rent?

Joe McCarthy wrote:I'm sure that there are many of you fellas that live in countries that are < than the US that wish you could have a holiday as cool as Thanksgiving. Well your prayers are answered, we hereby grant permission to all of you to go ahead and have your women make you a large dinner while you lay around the house all day and watch football until its time to eat, then lay around some more and drink beer and fart and nap while shes clears the table and does the dishes. Be sure and go out and play some touch football with the young folks, thats your part. Also, the US should be the first people you thank. You're welcome, and happy Thanksgiving!

Holiday? this is a normal day is it not

He was talking about people who acctualy have a job, Jay

I have a job mandalorian2298, and you should be thankful that I do otherwise who would pay your rent?
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To Jay-
So you live with mandalorian? Well then why did you call him by his screen name, and not his real one? well I can honestly say you just sooo made yourself sound like the "nagging bitch" in the relationship from this girls point of view! Take it in the rear and get it over with Jay!
salva-

Joe McCarthy wrote:I'm sure that there are many of you fellas that live in countries that are < than the US that wish you could have a holiday as cool as Thanksgiving. Well your prayers are answered, we hereby grant permission to all of you to go ahead and have your women make you a large dinner while you lay around the house all day and watch football until its time to eat, then lay around some more and drink beer and fart and nap while shes clears the table and does the dishes. Be sure and go out and play some touch football with the young folks, thats your part. Also, the US should be the first people you thank. You're welcome, and happy Thanksgiving!

You sound like most americans I know.
Deluded in thinking that the rest of the world actually gives a f*ck about the good old USA.

If thats the one day you get each year to sit around and nothing while watching "football" make the most of it.

Where I come from we have that for 52 times a year its called a weekend and if we are not watching football (AFL,Rugby Union, Rugby league, or Soccer) we have the cricket.

Speaking of cricket All of Aus gets a holiday on Boxing Day to watch the MCG filled with 120,000 fans watch Australia play the Old Enemy (England).

Plus we have the beaches to play beach cricket and the sun to go with it.



PS
Definition of beach cricket.-----Bowl ball, hit ball, drink beer, swim in ocean, check out bikini babes, have a bbq, bowl ball, hit ball, drink beer, swim in ocean, check out bikini babes, have a bbq, bowl ball.......etc.

BTW any game where you wear a helmet, run at your opposition and bang heads together should be called head-ball not football.

doesn't canada have a thanksgiving on october?

damn canadians, trying to steal OUR holidays!!!

Around thanksgiving time I mourn the loss of the colonies. I have my own ritual of giving thanks. Giving thanks that I'm not American.

Nappy Bone Apart wrote:

Bogusbet wrote:What you do on Thanksgiving, I do every Sunday. And I get Head.

But have a good one anyway ya all.

But Chad still won't sleep with you.

I can live in hope fella, live in hope.

Where is he these days anyway, still holding bear rape parties at his house on the ice-rink?

Aradhus wrote:Around thanksgiving time I mourn the loss of the colonies. I have my own ritual of giving thanks. Giving thanks that I'm not American.

just what i thought and also i get 5 weeks holidays plus bank holidays a year to spend with my family and also have 52 weekends a year to piss about with because working 7 days a week and all the hours that god sends makes your life very dull indeed everything is not about money it`s about the quality of life and going out on sunday afternoon for a few beers with your mates watching football(proper football).

DAZMCFC wrote:

Aradhus wrote:Around thanksgiving time I mourn the loss of the colonies. I have my own ritual of giving thanks. Giving thanks that I'm not American.

just what i thought and also i get 5 weeks holidays plus bank holidays a year to spend with my family and also have 52 weekends a year to piss about with because working 7 days a week and all the hours that god sends makes your life very dull indeed everything is not about money it`s about the quality of life and going out on sunday afternoon for a few beers with your mates watching football(proper football).

I'm guessing your talking about americans version of "soccer"? I dont understand something.. why if everyone else (country wise) calls "soccer" football in other countries is my country (USA) calling it soccer? Jeez its like they said hmm I know lets just mess with everyones mind!! I'm gonna wonder that a long time because I dont know if anyone has the answer to that one!

Salva-

salvadevinemasse wrote:He was talking about people who acctualy have a job, Jay

I have a job mandalorian2298, and you should be thankful that I do otherwise who would pay your rent?
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To Jay-
So you live with mandalorian? Well then why did you call him by his screen name, and not his real one? well I can honestly say you just sooo made yourself sound like the "nagging bitch" in the relationship from this girls point of view! Take it in the rear and get it over with Jay!
salva-

Hey stick with playing with Barbie will ya. You obviously can't read well. I do not live with him, he tried to make a joke about me not having a job and the RENT reference was refering to my tax dollars going to welfare.