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Did Jesus Like Girls or Boys?
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Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:23 pmby gordon1975
The big question today, did Jesus like girls or boys?
A man who shuns the company of women and who's father has been known to utter such statements as "If a man should lie with a women in the six days whilst the whore is still vile" i.e. the days after menstruation, "the man and the whore should be seperated from their fellows" -- Leveticus... One must call into question the orientation of the aforementioned gentleman's sexuality, especially when it is written that he enjoyed many a drunken cavort with twelve unmarried men...
Any opinions?
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:03 amby stinkycheese
total fudge packer...butt pirate all the way
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:59 amby reverend_kyle
Jesus loves boys and girls.
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:49 amby mr. incrediball
hmm... he had an affair with some girl that the bible hates didn't he...
and when you go to the pub, you're with at least 12 unmarried men, does that make you gay?
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:09 amby mightyal
What's the difference between a straight man and a bi-sexual one?
About eight pints
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Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:48 pmby GandalftheWhite
this thread is lame. Jesus didn't have an affair with anyone and he wasn't gay.
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Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:37 amby MeDeFe
Jesus sexlife aside. The bible clearly states that god doesn't like vegetables.
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Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:59 amby qeee1
Poor Terri Schiavo...
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Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:20 amby Knight of Orient
GandalftheWhite wrote:this thread is lame. Jesus didn't have an affair with anyone and he wasn't gay.
100% Correct
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Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:28 amby MeDeFe
God still doesn't like vegetables, it's all in the bible.
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Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:46 amby Freetymes
It is both! I am quite sure as I remember sunday school and our favorite song...
and a one and a two...
Jesus loves me this I know
Cause the bible tells me so....
And we all sang it girls and boys!
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Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:42 pmby Sammy gags
does it really matter?
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Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:43 pmby Cheesemore
Jesus likes guys more because:
If he liked girls, guys would be giving birth
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:21 amby MeDeFe
sounds logical, on the other hand, now we get pulled into something we don't even know how to do, and it's about the only thing we don't know how to do.
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:59 amby Ninja Kid
GandalftheWhite wrote:
Jesus didn't have an affair with anyone and he wasn't gay.
I agree with you totally and Jesus liked them both guy or girl.
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:54 amby Paulicus
The word is love... probably best defined for you guys as devine love.
Translated from the Greek agape` : A devine love exclusive to Gods, think and doing what is going to help and be better for the other person, a selfless love..
Nothing sexual in there... the Greeks had a different word for that kind of love. Unlike english which leaves room for incorrect interpretation.
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:39 amby GandalftheWhite
you are almost correct paulicus.
there are three greek words for love (the new testament was written in greek)
Aros A sexual love, never found in the bible.
Philos a brotherly love, better translated like not love.
Agape an unconditional love, it is used to decribe God's love for us, the love we are supposed to love others with and the love we are to love God with.
Jesus never Aros loved anyone ever at any time nor will he. Jesus Philos liked many people like the way you like your mom or dad, or sister or brother.
And Jesus Agape loved everyone