Conquer Club

Posted: **Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:37 pm**

"As a communist I don’t believe in Santa or his workshop but as a scientist I now believe in Kris Kringle," said Dr. Assacole. "Needless to say we were shocked to make such a discovery. But we know what we saw and we know what we heard. And we are absolutely convinced that we flew through the gates of the North Pole!"

Dr. Assacole continued, ". . .the plane suddenly began to rotate wildly, indicating that we had reached a large city or tavern. Surface Temperature sensors showed a dramatic increase in body heat to 2,000 degrees Elven."

"We lowered a microphone, designed to detect the sounds of toys being manufactured. But instead of machinery we heard a human voice screaming out orders! At first we thought the sound was coming from our own equipment."

"But when we made adjustments our worst suspicions were confirmed. The sounds weren’t those of a single human, they were the sounds of millions of Enslaved Elves!"

Posted: **Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:47 pm**

fantastic..

be careful you may kick off a new religion

Posted: **Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:47 pm**

Mirak wrote::lol: fantastic..

be careful you may kick off a new religion

Please dont mock Him. The Claus loves you. But you have to find Him on your own...usually near a fireplace.

Posted: **Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:58 pm**

Posted: **Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:05 pm**

I have photographic evidence!!!!

Posted: **Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:08 pm**

Speaking for those of us Christians who don't buy into the "If you dig deep enough you can drill into hell and hear voices screaming" theory...

This is one of the funnier threads I've come across in my time here :lol:

Posted: **Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:44 pm**

Posted: **Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:54 pm**

The funniest thread I have ever heard.

Posted: **Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:36 pm**

4/10.. Almost as good as logic dictates there is a cod.

Posted: **Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:30 pm**

strike wolf wrote::lol: The funniest thread I have ever heard.

Totally agree...can you actually listen to these threads somewhere? :roll:

Posted: **Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:12 pm**

wcaclimbing wrote:I have photographic evidence!!!!

That's Wisconsin. Think north, eh?

Posted: **Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:00 am**

I know that Santa's workshop is in Colorado. I was there. As a vertically challenged individual I sought and got a job @ the workshop. I wasn't very good at making toys but, Santa saw my technical skills and immediately put me to work as the sled repair person, I also fixed the assembly line equipment and the typograph that constantly gives out the naughty and nice list.

Just think one day you're nice and, the next day you could be in the naughty list.

it is truly amazing how accurate this equipment is. i worked there for many years until i realised that working for free was not something i wanted to do for the rest of my life.

so, i left Santa's place and started a career in telecommunications.
It's really amazing what 1 reference letter can get you.

the end.