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Posted: **Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:49 pm**

And also which body part would you like as proof?

Posted: **Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:55 pm**

????!!!!????!!!!

im speechless

Posted: **Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:57 pm**

Why let someone else do it? Killing can be fun! :twisted:

Posted: **Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:00 pm**

$7.09us

Left side of the head.

Posted: **Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:04 pm**

oh wait $7.09 us and that book by the curtis.

Posted: **Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:09 pm**

£2.50. Any more than that and I'd be more than happy to do it myself.

And I'd want them to bring back an eyeball, the brain, the heart, and a testicle.

Posted: **Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:25 pm**

How much do you charge?

Posted: **Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:43 pm**

plead the fifth

(I like the way Bogeyman thinks...)

Posted: **Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:07 pm**

$50, and nothing says you're dead like his head

Posted: **Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:07 pm**

mightyal wrote:How much do you charge?

I do it for fun to bad people. Maybe you could donate my usual fee of £250 to charity if you have someone bothersome in mind.

Oh, and please consider the postage of the body part when requesting large items. (They come vacume packed).

Posted: **Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:23 pm**

id put over $10,000 on this person's head

Posted: **Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:51 pm**

That reminds me of THIS EBAY ITEM

Too funny!

Winning bid receives an ass-kicking from me personally. I am 6'0" and weigh over 230 lbs. If you win this auction, I will personally come to your house and kick your ass. I guarantee that I will not break any bones or kill you, nor will I use any weapons on you, but I will give you a good beating. I will do this under two conditions:

1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me(after all, you bought the ass-kicking),
2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your ass getting kicked, not mine).

Buyer provides round-trip plane ticket to the nearest airport, as well as cab fare to your house and back. If you are not close to an airport, you may provide me with a train ticket or other means of transportation. Do not pick me up, as I will be attacking you completely randomly. Buyer must also provide good, clear directions to their house, as well as any business expenses for if I need to stay in a hotel or buy food for myself during the trip. Most likely though I will just fly in, kick your ass, and then leave.

Upon my arrival, I will select a random time to come over and kick your ass. It may be when you are sleeping, or showering, or any other time during the day/night when you are most vulnerable. During this beating I may damage one or more of your household items, if I have to break glass to get into your home or knock over furniture if you attempt to run from me. This should be expected by you, and covered in my expenses. If you are married or have children, I may choose to slap around your family a little bit, but only if I'm feeling particularly generous. They should be informed of this, and expect it as well.

Bidding starts at one cent ($0.01) but remember the winner must pay all expenses for my travel if they wish for me to come and kick their ass.

I will accept check, money order, or Paypal. Or you could just let me use your valid credit card for a few days and we'll call it even.

Posted: **Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:03 pm**

$10 dollars for the head, another $5 for the heart and a total of $25 if you make it into a trophy.

Posted: **Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:21 pm**

it isint the amount ill pay for someone to kill another human for me... its how much your going to pay for me to kill another human being... personally it takes about 250 dollars american and a schedual of what they do daily and where they can be seen..... and at least a week worth of planning... hahah

Posted: **Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:53 pm**

sooooo......how close to Oregon are you?? hmmmmmm ;o)

Posted: **Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:36 am**

Sammy gags wrote:id put over $10,000 on this person's head

Posted: **Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:54 am**

Hey johnnyrotten. With that list of proof that you want it just means that KC Jake isn't on your hit list becuse reading his post he has proved to me that he is brainless, ball less and heartless. I know he has eyes because he likes to read his own post.

Posted: **Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:53 pm**

Evil Semp wrote:Hey johnnyrotten. With that list of proof that you want it just means that KC Jake isn't on your hit list becuse reading his post he has proved to me that he is brainless, ball less and heartless. I know he has eyes because he likes to read his own post.

lolrotflmfao

Posted: **Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:42 pm**

KoolBak wrote:sooooo......how close to Oregon are you?? hmmmmmm ;o)

i live in maine.. you figure it out.... im not getting paid for that..

Posted: **Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:34 pm**

zero

you can rob someone and give it back
you can fight someone and make amens
but killing someone unless it is self defense, war,
or due to something barbaric they've done to a family memb. etc.
is a waiste. they're is absolutly no value to you in that persons life
and you can never ever ever give it back or apoligize to that
person for doing it.
I've always liked just beating the shit out of someone. don't have to pay anyone for that

Posted: **Sat Oct 14, 2006 4:11 am**

Bogusbet wrote:And also which body part would you like as proof?

Dude I would shave you first...

and I would kill you for free, just cause I like you.

:lol:

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:03 am**

I do my own dirty work.

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2006 10:55 am**

Why would I pay someone else to do what I do for a living and fun?

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:38 pm**

I would pay £25, and i would like there kneecaps lol

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:37 pm**

i am pretty sure you can get any junky to do a hit for next to nothing and, yeah, i'd say no body parts just a personal item that will identify this un-named individuals identity. like a pic. something disposable.

true sign of a good hit is nothing to get back to you. :wink:

oh, and then you gotta make sure the junky O Ds cause you can't trust a junky...

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