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The official kyle girl problems thread..

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:51 pm
by reverend_kyle
Ok so throughout the longest thread I have sought relationship advice and every time it has payed of.. meaning risk players are good with advice.. so i thought i'd make a thread for my girl troubles..
Most recent trouble
I really like this girl. She likes me. No problem there right.. Things went pretty good we made out etc... anyways since then I've hardly been able to see her. I'm no longer allowed to hang out with the mutual friend we hung out with because shes not allowed to hang out with boys til shes 16(stupid mormons) because her sister is a dumb ho. Anyways and now her best friends hates me.. waht should I do?

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:06 pm
by Machiavelli
Smack the bitches!


Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:07 pm
by P Gizzle
so why does she hate you? cuz you're a guy?

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:16 pm
by hawkeye
Shit dude. Ouch.
P Gizzle wrote:so why does she hate you? cuz you're a guy?
Ya? Same q. Though you obviously wont care about my opinion.

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:16 pm
by reverend_kyle
P Gizzle wrote:so why does she hate you? cuz you're a guy?
My friend sheds some light by saying..
yeah i don't think karrah likes the fact of brittany having boyfriends...especially when she doesn't...i dunno i think it's kinda a jealousy issue...like as in she wants a boyfriend and she doesn't ...want her best friend taken...but i never ever said any of this!

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:18 pm
by hawkeye
It's still hard for me to believe your less than 20 rev...

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:18 pm
by P Gizzle
so im confused; your friend is mad because you have a gf?

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:19 pm
by hawkeye
Her friend is mad?

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:20 pm
by P Gizzle
kyle.....set us staight with ur story. call ur friend that you like "gf", and your other friend "friend"

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:28 pm
by reverend_kyle
hawkeye had it...
her best friend hates me... my friend has nothing to do with this.

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:30 pm
by P Gizzle
tell her best to go jump off a cliff! cant she see her friend is happy? SELFISH!

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:38 pm
by hawkeye
Wow. You didn't insult me in that sentence.
Hmmmmm... damnit theres got to be a way past this. How long til shes 16?

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:41 pm
by reverend_kyle
hawkeye wrote:Wow. You didn't insult me in that sentence.
Hmmmmm... damnit theres got to be a way past this. How long til shes 16?
bout a year.. just turned 15.

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:41 pm
by hitandrun
You kids should be concentrating on your studies and not gallivanting off with young fillies.


Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:49 pm
by hawkeye
Hmmmm. Would help quite a bit to get past that then.

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:54 pm
by hendy
how much longer till shes 16?

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:56 pm
by hawkeye
How old are you ky?

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:58 pm
by KoolBak
Ask her older sister out! Sounds like shes more fun anyway......

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:07 pm
by reverend_kyle
I'm 16,
as for you kool.. cant stand her older sister..
heres the situation from her mouth.
i like you kyle but like we never see each other and like the only time we really talk on here or in texts ....and i don't think karrah likes the fact that you like me .....

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:17 pm
by KoolBak
OK Kyle...some real advice; your girl friends are not going to be REALLY meaningful till you are in your 20's - 30's.....
Be polite, keep her as a friend if you want, but fish in the sea my friend....always treat them with dignity and respect, have fun, be polite and get laid (if you want...). REITERATE be nice before / after and always respectful. You will be fine and look back on this and LOL......In a couple years you'll have more than you can handle. Good luck!

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:40 pm
by Sammy gags
from my experiences...relationships that u dont see ur partner too often dont work out

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:42 pm
by strike wolf
kyle have you ever considered that you may just be chasing the wrong women?

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:46 pm
by kc-jake
KoolBak wrote:OK Kyle...some real advice; your girl friends are not going to be REALLY meaningful till you are in your 20's - 30's.....
Be polite, keep her as a friend if you want, but fish in the sea my friend....always treat them with dignity and respect, have fun, be polite and get laid (if you want...). REITERATE be nice before / after and always respectful. You will be fine and look back on this and LOL......In a couple years you'll have more than you can handle. Good luck!
Great advice, except the part about respect. Pretty much, treat girls like shit, especially the ones you like (rea: hot ones). They'll interpret your dickishness as interest (isn't that how it was back in grade school? It's still the same way) and will start showing interest back if she's down.
If you aren't looking for sex, what are you doing messing with girlfriends? Trust me dude, it's not worth it without the sex unless you REALLY enjoy spending time with her. And even then, why ruin a perfectly good friendship with a few months of spending money on her and not being able to hang out much with other girls, only to end in "heartbreak" and the awkwardness of trying to stay friends but eventually drifting apart? It'll ruin your friendships, so unless you're aiming for sex and the only way you can get it is to date, what the hell are you doing?

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:06 pm
by Bozo
reverend_kyle wrote:her best friend hates me... my friend has nothing to do with this.
*cough* lesbien *cough*
Re: The official kyle girl problems thread..

Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:08 pm
by Ronaldinho
reverend_kyle wrote:Ok so throughout the longest thread I have sought relationship advice and every time it has payed of.. meaning risk players are good with advice.. so i thought i'd make a thread for my girl troubles..
Most recent trouble
I really like this girl. She likes me. No problem there right.. Things went pretty good we made out etc... anyways since then I've hardly been able to see her. I'm no longer allowed to hang out with the mutual friend we hung out with because shes not allowed to hang out with boys til shes 16(stupid mormons) because her sister is a dumb ho. Anyways and now her best friends hates me.. waht should I do?
wrestle the other gals, or kill them all