Conquer Club

I was just walking my dog and she shat in a yard where the owner was working.

That was kinda awkward...

ParadiceCity9 wrote:I was just walking my dog and she shat in a yard where the owner was working.

That was kinda awkward...

Did the owner of the garden say anything?

MeDeFe wrote:

ParadiceCity9 wrote:I was just walking my dog and she shat in a yard where the owner was working.

That was kinda awkward...

Did the owner of the garden say anything?

He was like 'are you gonna pick that up?' but I didn't have anything to pick it up with so I pretended like I didn't hear him

ParadiceCity9 wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:

ParadiceCity9 wrote:I was just walking my dog and she shat in a yard where the owner was working.

That was kinda awkward...

Did the owner of the garden say anything?

He was like 'are you gonna pick that up?' but I didn't have anything to pick it up with so I pretended like I didn't hear him

Then it was slightly awkward. Some people are really adamant about that sort of thing, once someone on a bike asked whether I was going to pick "it" up. I was wondering how, a bottle and a funnel? Or maybe a sponge? (the dog was pissing at the time)

Kid_A = King of Awkward!!

I have managed to get myself into some very awkward situations over the years, due to my nervous and neurotic nature. I have an endless supply of such stories!

just give me any random topic or scenario and i guarantee you i can recall some awkward moment in my past that relates!

Kid_A wrote:Kid_A = King of Awkward!!

I have managed to get myself into some very awkward situations over the years, due to my nervous and neurotic nature. I have an endless supply of such stories!

just give me any random topic or scenario and i guarantee you i can recall some awkward moment in my past that relates!

Family trip?

Kid_A wrote:Kid_A = King of Awkward!!

I have managed to get myself into some very awkward situations over the years, due to my nervous and neurotic nature. I have an endless supply of such stories!

just give me any random topic or scenario and i guarantee you i can recall some awkward moment in my past that relates!

Got anything involving cops and porn?

too easy!! i have something for both!! just let me finish my speed game !!

Kid_A wrote:too easy!! i have something for both!! just let me finish my speed game !!

Sure thing, I think I still have 2 free speed games from when the server was down for one and a half days. I'll have to use them some time.

MeDeFe wrote:

Kid_A wrote:too easy!! i have something for both!! just let me finish my speed game !!

Sure thing, I think I still have 2 free speed games from when the server was down for one and a half days. I'll have to use them some time.

Blow them on doodle assassins

ParadiceCity9 wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:

Kid_A wrote:too easy!! i have something for both!! just let me finish my speed game !!

Sure thing, I think I still have 2 free speed games from when the server was down for one and a half days. I'll have to use them some time.

Blow them on doodle assassins

What's that owl again? Ah yes, I recall.

MeDeFe wrote:

Kid_A wrote:too easy!! i have something for both!! just let me finish my speed game !!

Sure thing, I think I still have 2 free speed games from when the server was down for one and a half days. I'll have to use them some time.

I forgot about those...

My most awkward moment?

Being the best man and giving the best man speech at my brother-in-law's wedding, shortly after leaving his sister.

He was married in the same church by the same priest, and had the reception in he same hall.

His half of the guests were the same as "her" half of the guests at our wedding.

She was there, also at the "top table". We were barely on speaking terms.

[Oh,and if you take your dog out for a walk, why would you not expect to scoop the poop?]

jonesthecurl wrote:[Oh,and if you take your dog out for a walk, why would you not expect to scoop the poop?]

Because of... concealing bushes?

two words... premature ejaculation.....


don't even get me started....

whitestazn88 wrote:two words... premature ejaculation.....

don't even get me started....

What does that have to do with walking the dog?

exactly my point... you don't wanna know..

Er, I'm pretty sure we don't want to know.

Maybe getting caught by your parents whilst giving a tug tug?

whitestazn88 wrote:exactly my point... you don't wanna know..

I am nevertheless curiously fascinated by the concept. So please, elaborate.

lol, it didn't have to do with a dog... i thought paradice was just asking what everyones most awkward moment was

and i was just contemplating premature ejaculation and how lame it is...

whitestazn88 wrote:lol, it didn't have to do with a dog... i thought paradice was just asking what everyones most awkward moment was

and i was just contemplating premature ejaculation and how lame it is...

No doggies? Now that's lame.

whitestazn88 wrote:lol, it didn't have to do with a dog... i thought paradice was just asking what everyones most awkward moment was

and i was just contemplating premature ejaculation and how lame it is...

And how you really hate it due to you having it?

There's something in Australia for that..

Skittles! wrote:

whitestazn88 wrote:lol, it didn't have to do with a dog... i thought paradice was just asking what everyones most awkward moment was

and i was just contemplating premature ejaculation and how lame it is...

And how you really hate it due to you having it?

There's something in Australia for that..

Kangaroos?

MeDeFe wrote:

Skittles! wrote:

whitestazn88 wrote:lol, it didn't have to do with a dog... i thought paradice was just asking what everyones most awkward moment was

and i was just contemplating premature ejaculation and how lame it is...

And how you really hate it due to you having it?

There's something in Australia for that..

Kangaroos?

Yes, kangaroos fix the big problem of premature ejaculation, due to them being able to hop onto your balls and swish them till nothing comes out.

PRBLM FX!

lol @ the kangaroos....

but its not like it happens all the time, just sometimes after its been a while, or if you're really excited, you know, you just bust a nut real easy...

but the best part is you rebound faster then go longer the second time