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CYBER FLIRTING

Postby suggs on Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:47 am

Well, I have been cyber flirting for a while, and i have to say I am heartily sick of it.
*pauses to reflect that this reveals me to be an UTTER SADDO, realises that train sailed last year, and continues*

Any thoughts as to why we bother with it?
Any tips?
My tips to to any new young blokes (apart from address, which i can Pm any nubile BIG BALLED boys):

1) Get a RECENT picture early on -very early on.
2) Get a pic that can be seen clearly.
3) Then give up, and have a wank/ go out and meet people.

oh and
4) Determine marital/relationship status.
5) Age.
6)Wearing Shades Is Not Acceptable :P



Yours,
Embittered Bastard.
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby apey on Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:57 am

you poor bastard 8-)
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby heavycola on Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:04 pm

have you been wearing your robe and wizard hat?
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby suggs on Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:07 pm

heavycola wrote:have you been wearing your robe and wizard hat?


I found that funny but i have no idea what it means. Perhaps its time for me to GET OFF THE RUDDY COMPUTER!
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby heavycola on Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:11 pm

suggs wrote:
heavycola wrote:have you been wearing your robe and wizard hat?


I found that funny but i have no idea what it means. Perhaps its time for me to GET OFF THE RUDDY COMPUTER!


http://www.bash.org/?104383
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby suggs on Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:14 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
*dons robe and hat, both onto coc
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:56 pm

heavycola wrote:have you been wearing your robe and wizard hat?

It's been far too long since somebody brought up that particular bit of comic genius.



Cyber-Flirting? Dunno, never bothered with it myself...
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby suggs on Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:18 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
heavycola wrote:have you been wearing your robe and wizard hat?

It's been far too long since somebody brought up that particular bit of comic genius.



Cyber-Flirting? Dunno, never bothered with it myself...


Yes, while experimenting with my new "STALKERS A-GO!" (including free mobile with different number to confuse your poor 17 year old victim) kit in East London at the weekend, I noticed that the Mustard residence was literally heaving and gasping with orgasmic sounds of...umm..orgasms.
As I was posting bail, I heard the distinct sounds of "OOOOOOO Mandy, again again".
I was then surprisingly picked for the Third Test.
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby sam_levi_11 on Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:25 pm

what is he a teletubby?
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:36 pm

Actually I was being reamed by a large plastic imitation phallus. It's kind of my thing.


Don't knock it until you've tried it.


Also, if anybody could whip up a pic of a teletubbie being boned by a strap-on, I'd find it hilarious. Just so you know.
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby sam_levi_11 on Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:40 pm

i almost searched for it....
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby Nickbaldwin on Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:40 pm

I did search for it. To no avail.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:43 pm

Wow. We've come up with a kind of porn that the internet doesn't have.


Go us.
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby sam_levi_11 on Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:53 pm

no it doesnt exist, lets create it, ill get the suit, you the strap on and nick a camera.
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby InkL0sed on Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:00 pm

Close enough?

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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby heavycola on Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:39 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Wow. We've come up with a kind of porn that the internet doesn't have.


Go us.


finally, a sig not from a resident lunatic but from an anal teletubby fetishist.
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby cena-rules on Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:53 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7XC-c70VyI
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby Snorri1234 on Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:44 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Actually I was being reamed by a large plastic imitation phallus. It's kind of my thing.



I was waiting for an appropiate thread.

Too bad someone beat me to it.
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby apey on Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:39 pm

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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby ccm87 on Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:28 pm

wow what a video, i didnt realize the teletubbies were that sick before...and to think theyre for children.
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby clapper011 on Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:04 pm

back to cyber flirting ... :D :twisted: ;)
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby Gregrios on Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:02 am

clapper011 wrote:back to cyber flirting ... :D :twisted: ;)


You're such a tease. :roll: ;)
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:11 am

suggs wrote:Well, I have been cyber flirting for a while, and i have to say I am heartily sick of it.
*pauses to reflect that this reveals me to be an UTTER SADDO, realises that train sailed last year, and continues*

Any thoughts as to why we bother with it?
Any tips?
My tips to to any new young blokes (apart from address, which i can Pm any nubile BIG BALLED boys):

1) Get a RECENT picture early on -very early on.
2) Get a pic that can be seen clearly.
3) Then give up, and have a wank/ go out and meet people.

oh and
4) Determine marital/relationship status.
5) Age.
6)Wearing Shades Is Not Acceptable :P



Yours,
Embittered Bastard.
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby suggs on Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:14 am

I like to keep the pedants happy. Watch Austin Powers.
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby chaosfactor on Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:22 am

clapper011 wrote:back to cyber flirting ... :D :twisted: ;)



Fancy a Snog??
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