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Okay, so this sounds really lame, but I'm the best man of a wedding and I'm supposed to be planning the bachelor party. Thing is, I'm not so good at planning parties, so I've decided to enlist the help of the CC community. So any ideas on what we should do? And keep in mind in your suggestions that there will be one Mormon there and two underage guys (myself included) so strippers and the like are out of the question.

Thanks for any help.






*Waits for smart-alecky comments*

Could do like what me on some of my friends did for one of my friend's bachelor party, and play Halo with a bunch of people all there. Maybe karaoke?

Hologram wrote:*Waits for smart-alecky comments*

Three kegs of beer and a kilo of.........wait,...underage,....hmmm,...one half-sheet of four-way windowpane and two kegs(give or take a keg) of Killians Irish Red and try not to trip out.

Hologram wrote:Okay, so this sounds really lame, but I'm the best man of a wedding and I'm supposed to be planning the bachelor party. Thing is, I'm not so good at planning parties, so I've decided to enlist the help of the CC community. So any ideas on what we should do? And keep in mind in your suggestions that there will be one Mormon there and two underage guys (myself included) so strippers and the like are out of the question.

Thanks for any help.

I don't think you are going to be able to avoid lame.

But, as an idea, maybe ask the Mormon to invite his wives and break out the spiked lemonade. Nothing like a DMJWC*.



*Drunken Mormon Jealous Wife Catfight.

Well if you can't have sex, have some violence. Take them paintballing and make sure you get the groom with a nasty bruise someplace that it will show in the wedding pictures.

Curmudgeonx wrote:Well if you can't have sex, have some violence. Take them paintballing and make sure you get the groom with a nasty bruise someplace that it will show in the wedding pictures.

That's the least lame idea I've had so far. Thank you. And just the idea of getting him to actually do something physical and go paintballing is pretty great too.

I was the best man at a wedding once. I couldn't think of a "best man speech" so I got this idea from a wedding reception video. I stood and raised my glass and said, "A wise man once told me that the best man's speech should not be any longer than the grooms love making. Thank you and enjoy the rest of your evening." then I sat down. (It went over well, everyone started laughing!)

Hologram wrote:

Curmudgeonx wrote:Well if you can't have sex, have some violence. Take them paintballing and make sure you get the groom with a nasty bruise someplace that it will show in the wedding pictures.

That's the least lame idea I've had so far. Thank you. And just the idea of getting him to actually do something physical and go paintballing is pretty great too.

Better then Risk, huh? Crap!!!

Juan_Bottom wrote:

Hologram wrote:

Curmudgeonx wrote:Well if you can't have sex, have some violence. Take them paintballing and make sure you get the groom with a nasty bruise someplace that it will show in the wedding pictures.

That's the least lame idea I've had so far. Thank you. And just the idea of getting him to actually do something physical and go paintballing is pretty great too.

Better then Risk, huh? Crap!!!

YOU'RE CRAP

Hologram wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:

Hologram wrote:

Curmudgeonx wrote:Well if you can't have sex, have some violence. Take them paintballing and make sure you get the groom with a nasty bruise someplace that it will show in the wedding pictures.

That's the least lame idea I've had so far. Thank you. And just the idea of getting him to actually do something physical and go paintballing is pretty great too.

Better then Risk, huh? Crap!!!

YOU'RE CRAP

You're crap!

Where do you live, Mr Hologram??? You could probably buy an unlimited Paintball/Go-Kart/Arcade/MiniGolf/Lazertag pass for everyone for around $400.00 bucks out here.... if you don't mind the hour drive. Kind of expensive for you I'm sure, but you are the 'best man.'

I really don't think you're going to get very far with asking strangers... because it really depends wholly on what the groom, and to a lesser extent the other guests, expect from you/would enjoy.

This guy does enjoy Boobies, but not while with a group....

that's when I prefer to play "Punch for Punch,""Roman Candle War," or something similer....

jay_a2j wrote:I was the best man at a wedding once. I couldn't think of a "best man speech" so I got this idea from a wedding reception video. I stood and raised my glass and said, "A wise man once told me that the best man's speech should not be any longer than the grooms love making. Thank you and enjoy the rest of your evening." then I sat down. (It went over well, everyone started laughing!)

i gotta remember that when my buddy gets married like he ever will but that would be a risky move i'd feel like crap if no one laughed i know i would be

Juan_Bottom wrote:This guy does enjoy Boobies, but not while with a group....

that's when I prefer to play "Punch for Punch,""Roman Candle War," or something similer....

Roman Candle War, played with metal trash can lids as shields, empty twelve pack boxes as helmets, is known in my little redneck area as "Gladiator Candles". Great times, minor burns, and more injuries from falling down avoiding the 1000 degree bastards than anything.

Forget the mormon, put some booze in his drink, get him drank, put him in the trunk and have fun with some compassionate and understanding ladies

Curmudgeonx wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:This guy does enjoy Boobies, but not while with a group....

that's when I prefer to play "Punch for Punch,""Roman Candle War," or something similer....

Roman Candle War, played with metal trash can lids as shields, empty twelve pack boxes as helmets, is known in my little redneck area as "Gladiator Candles". Great times, minor burns, and more injuries from falling down avoiding the 1000 degree bastards than anything.

Ever do it on bicycles????? I literally rode into a tree... it was awesome!

Juan_Bottom wrote:

Curmudgeonx wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:This guy does enjoy Boobies, but not while with a group....

that's when I prefer to play "Punch for Punch,""Roman Candle War," or something similer....

Roman Candle War, played with metal trash can lids as shields, empty twelve pack boxes as helmets, is known in my little redneck area as "Gladiator Candles". Great times, minor burns, and more injuries from falling down avoiding the 1000 degree bastards than anything.

Ever do it on bicycles????? I literally rode into a tree... it was awesome!

Geez, like Jousting! Man, next Fourth of July, there is going to be a remarkable number of missing bicycles in my neighborhood, only to be found two days later with scorch marks, flat tires, and coated in whiskey vomit.

Juan_Bottom wrote:

Curmudgeonx wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:This guy does enjoy Boobies, but not while with a group....

that's when I prefer to play "Punch for Punch,""Roman Candle War," or something similer....

Roman Candle War, played with metal trash can lids as shields, empty twelve pack boxes as helmets, is known in my little redneck area as "Gladiator Candles". Great times, minor burns, and more injuries from falling down avoiding the 1000 degree bastards than anything.

Ever do it on bicycles????? I literally rode into a tree... it was awesome!

Oh God! That's an amazing idea!

The only part that wasn't funny to me was while laying there half-concious, everyone started shooting at me.....

Juan_Bottom wrote:The only part that wasn't funny to me was while laying there half-concious, everyone started shooting at me.....

Well, I'm sure it was funny for them.

but back to the stag night - depends where you are and what's available, but some competitive stuff would be good - race jet skis, go-karts, something like that.
Or how about bungee jumping? (Only if I'm definitely definitely not invited - I've started sweating just from having typed it...)

jonesthecurl wrote:but back to the stag night - depends where you are and what's available, but some competitive stuff would be good - race jet skis, go-karts, something like that.
Or how about bungee jumping? (Only if I'm definitely definitely not invited - I've started sweating just from having typed it...)

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