Conquer Club

Read the article, then vote

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008 ... racker.php

Obviously, I went with hilarious. I wish it was I who stole the cracker. Man thats stupid-funny.

Honestly, I find the whole ordeal horrifying. People are claiming that the kid was "holding the Host hostage." What a ridiculous load of crap.

There is no article just this:



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Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
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jay_a2j wrote:There is no article just this:



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Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
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Yeah, ditto!

The source website knows if you are a religious freak and if so, precludes your ability to see the story.

jay_a2j wrote:There is no article just this:



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Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
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It is a bad link. Here's a better one.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008 ... racker.php

that was fucked up

I loved it! Best news-ish story ever posted since I've been here. They compared it(and were serious) to kidnapping.
Then the church members had to pray for forgiveness. Man thats funny.



But seriously, theres nothing funny about cracker knappers, you know. Baby Jesus is prolly very upset.

Some people are complete morons.

From the comments below the article:

For fun, obtain thousands of the exact same cracker from the manufacturer, and then add said stolen cracker to a pile - then invite the clergy and the concerned parishioners to pick out which it is.

If it's special, surely there's some way of discerning that?

Haggis_McMutton wrote:From the comments below the article:

For fun, obtain thousands of the exact same cracker from the manufacturer, and then add said stolen cracker to a pile - then invite the clergy and the concerned parishioners to pick out which it is.

If it's special, surely there's some way of discerning that?

I loved that

The updates are no less amusing.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008 ... donohu.php

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008 ... re_ins.php

This story is definitely worth following. Don't eat your cracker and watch hilarity ensue.

That was. . . disturbing.

Well after looking at this silly thread title I finally decided to check out the article in question.

Let's just say that this is not funny.

By the way, consider the Ultimate Tit (TM) "furious."

Neoteny wrote:The updates are no less amusing.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008 ... donohu.php

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008 ... re_ins.php

Thanks NEOTENY, nice picture.

tzor wrote: Let's just say that this is not funny.

By the way, consider the Ultimate Tit (TM) "furious."

Yes it is. It's fraggin' hilarious. Probably the best 'news' I've ever heard.
And are you the ultimate tit?

Neoteny wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:There is no article just this:



Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
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Page not found - /pharyngula/2008/

It is a bad link. Here's a better one.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008 ... racker.php

This is what separates religion from relationship. The religious get "caught up" with rituals, practices, and traditions. So what he left with a cracker, maybe he wanted to partake of in in private.

One more reason to hate the Catholic Church.

jay_a2j wrote:So what he left with a cracker, maybe he wanted to partake of in in private.

I think this is the third time we agree on something jay, maybe we do have a few things in common after all.

Juan_Bottom wrote:

tzor wrote: Let's just say that this is not funny.

By the way, consider the Ultimate Tit (TM) "furious."

Yes it is. It's fraggin' hilarious. Probably the best 'news' I've ever heard.
And are you the ultimate tit?

He is a tit to the nth degree.

Nickbaldwin wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:

tzor wrote: Let's just say that this is not funny.

By the way, consider the Ultimate Tit (TM) "furious."

Yes it is. It's fraggin' hilarious. Probably the best 'news' I've ever heard.
And are you the ultimate tit?

He is a tit to the nth degree.

Isn't this a discussion for the hot and sexy thread?

No, since he doesn't come in a pair

Juan_Bottom wrote:

tzor wrote: Let's just say that this is not funny.

By the way, consider the Ultimate Tit (TM) "furious."

Yes it is. It's fraggin' hilarious. Probably the best 'news' I've ever heard.
And are you the ultimate tit?

Acclaimed as such by the experts:

suggs in Post a picture of yourself! wrote:The deabate over whether Tzor is an utter, utter TIT is now closed.
The camera does not lie.

DAZMCFC in Post a picutre of yourself wrote:case definetly closed. tit of the highest order and he drive a Prius.

You boring cunt.