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Yo mama jokes
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Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:02 amby xerro
how is yo mama like a kidy pool?????
she's real easy to get into, and about a foot deep...
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama's tities are so outta wack, she entered a wet T-shirt contest and won first place and last....
come on CC, lets here your best Mama jokes.....
Re: Yo mama jokes
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Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:08 amby Mr_Hanky
yo mama's so ugly i'd rather stick my own foot down my jap eye than look a photo of her
yo mama's so hairy i'd rather have sex with a dead baby than have sex with her ears
yo mama smells like a poorly crafted korean sofa
Re: Yo mama jokes
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Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:23 amby william18
Your moma's so ugly that when she went into a bank they had to turn off the survielence camares.
Re: Yo mama jokes
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Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:30 amby xerro
yo mama is so ugly, her therapist makes her lie face down....
yo mama is so fat, she jumped up and got stuck
Re: Yo mama jokes
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Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:38 amby MeDeFe
Mr_Hanky wrote:yo mama's so hairy i'd rather have sex with a dead baby than have sex with her ears
Aah, dead babies, that's more like it.
Re: Yo mama jokes
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Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:40 amby xerro
MeDeFe wrote:Mr_Hanky wrote:yo mama's so hairy i'd rather have sex with a dead baby than have sex with her ears
Aah, dead babies, that's more like it.
dead babies are funn, but thats in the other thread. this one is yo mama
Re: Yo mama jokes
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Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:54 amby MeDeFe
Your mom's not even half as sexy as a dead baby?
Re: Yo mama jokes
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Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:08 amby Dancing Mustard
Your big gay mum is gay; just like you. You gay.
Re: Yo mama jokes
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Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:01 pmby HapSmo19
Your mama's so fat, when she goes camping the bears hide
their food.
That's my favorite one.
Re: Yo mama jokes
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:00 pmby william18
Your mom is so fat when she sits on a chair she sits around the chair.
Re: Yo mama jokes
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:00 pmby william18
Your moma is so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.
(can't belive this wasn't said, it's a classic.).
Re: Yo mama jokes
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:09 pmby Snorri1234
Your momma is so old she took out a driving license on a dinosaur.
Re: Yo mama jokes
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:51 pmby xerro
yo mama is so black, she drinks water, and pisses out coffee
Re: Yo mama jokes
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:01 amby brooksieb
yo muma so fat she got more rolls than a town bakery!
yo muma so blick the army uses her for stealth missions
Re: Yo mama jokes
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:42 amby bspride
your mama is so fat that when she jumps into the ocean all the whales start singing "We Are Family"
Re: Yo mama jokes
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:24 pmby skaterchild3
Your Mom's like a bowling ball, she get's fingered rolled and tossed into the gutter and still comes back for more.
Re: Yo mama jokes
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:25 pmby william18
Your moma's so stupid when she was raking leaves she fell out of the tree.
Re: Yo mama jokes
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:24 pmby bedub1
Yo mamma's so stupid she doesn't understand this joke.
Re: Yo mama jokes
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:15 pmby william18
Your mom so fat she needs to use a matress for a tampon.
Re: Yo mama jokes
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:11 pmby Joodoo
Got this from a school play, but the original target wasn't a mom...
Your mama is so ugly, farmers have to use her picture as a scarecrow!