Conquer Club

My Mother is a Pagan Witch (a White Witch), from a long line of cauldron stirring Scottish voodoo Chiles. When the Pagan Gods ruled England before the mallificorum our lot was non biblical, truthful and thus archaic.
When you got served during the Mallificorum, you were tied to a chair and sunk into the deep waters of the local pond.
If you were a witch you came up free of your bonds and were stoned to death
If you were not, your proof was by drowning, such was the way of English justice in those days.

Today My Mother still practices in the arts of Herbal craft, ESP, touch, sense and wisdom, She would have been murdered by the church today if they had the power they had then.
Today we have Paris Hilton, Kate Moss and Posh Spice....
Ami Winehouse might just about qualify, but are you reading me?
We have Ley Lines in England, we are loaded with them, when you cross Ley Lines, you can absorb bolts of pure energy, as a one time sheppard of sheep, when you wanted your flock of sheep to lie quite, you placed them in a stone circle and had the collie dog run clockwise circles around the circumference, when you wanted them awake, you set the dog anti-clockwise and they would bay with the fear of wolves

Not en fuego ... moved.

Point?

Point being, if you have a shit load of sheep and a collie dog, and want to roll a joint and chill out with out worrying about the shit load of sheep,, drive the sheep with the dog into the centre of a nearby stone circle and get it to run around the circumference of the stone circle 3 times clockwise, and 90% of the time the sheep inside the stone circle fall asleep, Pagan practice, ritual and also reality

the sheep will stay there anyway with the dog and wall there.

wicked wrote:the sheep will stay there anyway with the dog and wall there.

A stone circle is not a wall, it is like stonehenge, we have thousands of them in our olde country, each one symmetrical towards the stars, indeed if you take grid references of all the stone circles in england you form a rough map of the constillations of the stars. A bow and arrow version of Microsofts windows if you like.
Given these stone circles, combined with church /pagan worships sites, drawing straight lines, between , we call these `Ley Lines, "Lines of Powa" Mythological chaotic crap maybe to you,, but as a redneck brit, standard earth education, get juiced in it

I stand educated. Didn't know they had rednecks in Britain either.

wicked wrote:I stand educated. Didn't know they had rednecks in Britain either.

I am living proof, my ISDN Cable is 127 miles long, and my cousin sure has pretty lips

Okay. I'm just wondering what the point of the original post was. Because you must have had some point other than telling the story of your mother and her white witchiness.


Also, in the most morbid of ways, I find that old drowning trial utterly hilarious, so you know. Hope I don't offend, but I don't really care if I do.

Monty Pythons flying circus took the piss out of the dunking of the witch, stone her!, stone her!

chaosfactor wrote:Monty Pythons flying circus took the piss out of the dunking of the witch, stone her!, stone her!

It was the start of democracy as we know it today dude

No, I wasn't referring to Monty Python's bit (though that was also hilarious). Just the notion that the two outcomes were either death, or witchery punishable by death. I find that utterly hilarious.

Hologram wrote:No, I wasn't referring to Monty Python's bit (though that was also hilarious). Just the notion that the two outcomes were either death, or witchery punishable by death. I find that utterly hilarious.

So easy to get rid of an annoying ex-girlfriend back then....

muy_thaiguy wrote:

Hologram wrote:No, I wasn't referring to Monty Python's bit (though that was also hilarious). Just the notion that the two outcomes were either death, or witchery punishable by death. I find that utterly hilarious.

So easy to get rid of an annoying ex-girlfriend back then....

Quite so.