Conquer Club

Does nobody else appreciate the hilarity of this picture...?

InkL0sed wrote:Does nobody else appreciate the hilarity of this picture...?

I think it depends on where you're at. Last time I was in Denver at a Rockies game (not by choice, fyi) it was about $7.99 a week. Here in Laramie it's about $4.99 for a WyoTech Chick, $5.99 for LCCC chick, and $6.99 for a UW chick. Though the Wildfire girls go for almost a dollar more then the rest of the UW girls.

I appreciate the hilarity of this picture.

In fact, I think I would go so far as to say that the hilarity is limitless.

Well, add up your total assets, bank account, mortgage, investments etc.
Then treble it.
Thats pretty much how much yer average woman will bleed you dry.
Luckily, of course, its men that are shallow

suggs wrote:Well, add up your total assets, bank account, mortgage, investments etc.
Then treble it.
Thats pretty much how much yer average woman will bleed you dry.
Luckily, of course, its men that are shallow

I have come to the conclusion though, that cheerleaders, and even former ones, are really crazy. In a bad way.

Mate, they're all a bit crazy.
Thats rule No. 2, after "Remember to be rich".

suggs wrote:Mate, they're all a bit crazy.
Thats rule No. 2, after "Remember to be rich".

Rule no 1, I'm afraid, is "Say sorry 'cos it always your fault".

Sorry, darling.

That's better. And by the way if you don't know what you did wrong, I'm not going to tell you. Pig.

jonesthecurl wrote:That's better. And by the way if you don't know what you did wrong, I'm not going to tell you. Pig.

All men are the same eh jonesy. Addicting to wanking and online risk and all they can say is sorry

jonesthecurl wrote:That's better. And by the way if you don't know what you did wrong, I'm not going to tell you. Pig.

I hope you are going to assume I can read your mind as well.

Oh, it's amusing doing this side of the conversation. Incidentally this is from memory - my wife is a gem. It was the first one that came out with all this. (Which is why she has long been known as the "first" wife)

anyhow -

If you spent more time wiht me instead of down the pub spending the rent money you'd know what I'm thinking!

suggs wrote:Mate, they're all a bit crazy.
Thats rule No. 2, after "Remember to be rich".

I disagree. I find it's better to keep a well stocked burglary kit and know where the rich people live.

Respect to "The First" great comeback.
I assume she said she was "Fine" when she wasn't? That one always cracks me up. I always enjoy being overly enthusiastic when they say that:
"Your fine?Thats great then! Glad to hear you there are no probs then, we can just watch the TV then".

I can't print their comeback without getting permabanned.

The Weird One wrote:

suggs wrote:Mate, they're all a bit crazy.
Thats rule No. 2, after "Remember to be rich".

I disagree. I find it's better to keep a well stocked burglary kit and know where the rich people live.

Available at your local Halford's.

Rob Halford?

wouldnt put it past him, i mean did u see what he wore at download last weekend....ergh

No, I did not.

suggs wrote:Mate, they're all a bit crazy.
Thats rule No. 2, after "Remember to be rich".

Sorry I wasn't able to get to this sooner, I had to run down to DIA to pick up a friend.

Anyways, I have found that the cheerleaders seem to be more crazy then the rest of the female population, in that they talk about 1 of about 3 things.
They are:
1. My life sucks.
2. A single activity that they do, other then cheerleading (surprisingly, they rarely talk about cheerleading itself).
3. Their boyfriend or a guy they have a crush on to the point of obsessiveness (same goes for them talking about their boyfriend).

Not to mention they are a bit more controlling and demanding then the run of the mill female.

Close your eyes. I bet you don't even know what I'm wearing!

jonesthecurl wrote:Close your eyes. I bet you don't even know what I'm wearing!

A shirt, pants. Or, since it is night time, boxers/sleep pants/shorts. Possibly a night shirt or "wife beater."

muy_thaiguy wrote:

suggs wrote:Mate, they're all a bit crazy.
Thats rule No. 2, after "Remember to be rich".

Sorry I wasn't able to get to this sooner, I had to run down to DIA to pick up a friend.

who much do they cost these days?

it's nice you can go to a "do it again" shop and buy one. only in America.

DAZMCFC wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

suggs wrote:Mate, they're all a bit crazy.
Thats rule No. 2, after "Remember to be rich".

Sorry I wasn't able to get to this sooner, I had to run down to DIA to pick up a friend.

who much do they cost these days?

it's nice you can go to a "do it again" shop and buy one. only in America.

Depends on the kind you want, and where you want them from.